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- Path: sparky!uunet!sci34hub!gary
- From: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
- Subject: Re: YES! Now you too can get in on the act.
- Message-ID: <1992Sep5.183821.7454@sci34hub.sci.com>
- Reply-To: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
- Organization: SCI Systems, Inc., Huntsville, Al.
- References: <6062@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil> <TOMF.92Aug31164521@ai.bunny.gte.com> <6077@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil> <Bu058H.5Cx@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM>
- Date: Sat, 5 Sep 1992 18:38:21 GMT
- Lines: 28
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- In article <Bu058H.5Cx@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM> jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) writes:
- |In <6077@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
- |>Now let me illustrate the type of letter you might want to send.
- |
- |>Dear Sir,
- |
- |>I saw LT White in <name of gay bar> in San Francisco. He was drunk and
- |>offering <list stolen government property> to some enlisted male marines
- |>in return for anal sex.
-
- |OK, that's much more helpful, but I for one am still stuck; aside from really
- |obvious things like typewriters and F-15s, I'm not sure what kinds of stolen
- |property would really cheese off the Navy.
-
- Considering that stealing F-15s from the Navy would only prove they'd
- stolen them from the Air Force, thereby getting a good dogfight going
- between the two, that should be adequate.
-
- Just be sure and have someone videotape it, like those idiots that
- broke into Heathrow a couple of years ago, messed around in a couple
- of BA jets, and sent the tape to the BBC....
-
-
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- The Chairman of the Board and the CFO speak for SCI. I'm neither.
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