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  1. Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
  2. Path: sparky!uunet!cis.ohio-state.edu!pacific.mps.ohio-state.edu!zaphod.mps.ohio-state.edu!usc!elroy.jpl.nasa.gov!ames!news.hawaii.edu!galileo!rigler
  3. From: rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (Michael Rigler)
  4. Subject: Re: [IRRELEVANT]
  5. Message-ID: <1992Sep5.000941.17470@news.Hawaii.Edu>
  6. Sender: root@news.Hawaii.Edu (News Service)
  7. Nntp-Posting-Host: galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu
  8. Organization: IFA
  9. References: <1992Aug30.233428.12915@microsoft.com> <1992Aug31.193828.23253@microsoft.com> <4938@balrog.ctron.com>
  10. Date: Sat, 5 Sep 1992 00:09:41 GMT
  11. Lines: 28
  12.  
  13. >Better to lurk a good while, then post as if ya been posting all yer life.
  14. >Note to Newbies: the above is all sarcasm; don't believe a word of it. Just
  15. >get in line.
  16.  
  17. For those who lack the patience, there exists an alternative --
  18. the "Suzuki" method of t.b advancement.  Observe this flowchart:
  19.  
  20. (1) Lurk not  ----  (2) Post in abject half-
  21.                         witted cluelessness.  
  22.                                 \ 
  23.                                  \ 
  24.                                   \  
  25.                   ______ (3a) Face the Slayer 
  26.    (3f) Fuck the                     \
  27.         Polar Bear                    \
  28.            /                           \
  29.           /                             +--------- (4) Get a Clue [tm]
  30.  (3e) Lick the                         /
  31.       Chainsaw                        /
  32.          |                           /
  33.          |               (3b) Kiss the Whip
  34. (3d) Suck the                     /
  35.      Mattock                     /
  36.             \                   /
  37.               (3c) Bite the Axe
  38.                    
  39.  
  40. Rigler                              (Try not to get stuck in Step Three)
  41.