NetNews Usenet Archive 1992 #19/NN_1992_19.iso/spool/talk/bizarre/27539

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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Path: sparky!uunet!usc!sdd.hp.com!decwrl!csus.edu!netcom.com!rdc
From: [e-mail] (Rachel Dafni Christy)
Subject: Re: Static
Message-ID: <w9bn=[e-mail]>
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 92 00:44:43 GMT
Organization: 'Ex-Biology Grad Student, Student of Life.
References: <[e-mail]>
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[e-mail] (Annie) writes:
)The moon shone like a freshly minted coin.
)
)I lay on my back in bed, the transistor radio on the nightstand
)playing a polka. The music crackled and sounded very small. I stared
)at the ceiling, barely noticing the ..fade...to....complete......static.
)
)The static buzzed. It danced. I danced with it. I danced out of bed,
)my head hanging down, my feet patting the ceiling. Pat pat. Pat pat pat.
)Pat. I danced right through to the grey slated roof. I danced on a dime,
)on a quarter, on a penny. I danced right up to the newly minted moon.
)
)The static swelled. I threw up my hand and raked back the stars.
)I tossed my hair, and it streamed down Earth's gravity well.
)My mouth opened wide, and I drank the liquid void. One taste
)and my nipples crinkled. Two tastes and my toes curled under.
)Three tastes and
)
)A bedspring creaked.

i do not wish to interrupt this cool story, but as a female I think
you should be aware that 100's of men are reading your post and that
when a goodly number of them see the word nipple and bedspring, they
stop, pause, masturbate, and go on to the next article.
  you'd be surprised.  i'll bet ten lonely guys in their dorm rooms
reading this on their pc will masturbate to my next sentence: "wet
chicks in sweaty tennis dresses that bob up and down and creep up
their butt and over the crack of their butt as they bend for the ball
near the net [hello gooley] and wait for a love injection."


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hugs, Rachel