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- Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
- Path: sparky!uunet!alembic!gypsy
- From: gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte)
- Subject: short drug-free confession
- Message-ID: <1992Aug21.094740.18520@alembic.acs.com>
- Organization: the church of the latter-day polish amazons
- Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 09:47:40 GMT
- Lines: 37
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- the people i know who are the most insistent
- that i try whatever their favorite drug is are
- the same people who complain the most bitterly
- when anybody tries to tell THEM what THEY
- should do.
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- last week, someone tried to convince me for the
- fourth or fifth time that it's not POSSIBLE for
- pot smoke to give me asthma attacks, because
- pot is an anti-asthmatic. so i told him that
- i would try it, if he would try something that
- i suggested. but for some reason he didn't want
- to inhale the entire contents of a used vacuum
- cleaner bag.
-
- my favorite part is when there are coins in the
- bag, and you get one lodged in your septum. i
- gotcher dime bag right here, buddy.
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- my younger brother and i are still the only people
- i know of who have not tried any illegal substances.
- considering that i am acquainted with several thousand
- people at a bare minimum, i wonder if i should let the
- government know that the war on drugs isn't working?
-
- m
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- relax. it's just another lifestyle choice.
- --
- "...at night they lurk outside the tall barrier staring with curious
- wild eyes into the flat field, feeling cheated." -- Beryl Markham
-