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  2. From: waldbyjf@HYDRA.ROSE-HULMAN.EDU (The Automatic Waldby)
  3. Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
  4. Subject: Happy Birthday
  5. Message-ID: <1992Aug20.203732.23445@cs.rose-hulman.edu>
  6. Date: 20 Aug 92 22:33:55 GMT
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  14. It is her birthday to-day.  I am a cad.  I forgot it last year.  This
  15. year I remembered it, but it won't do any good.  She won't be
  16. impressed with the present I'll give her tonight.
  17.  
  18. All I can think of is her perfect eggplant coloured skin, and how
  19. much I love her.  How can any birthday present live up to love?  But
  20. she doesn't want love from me.  She never did.
  21.  
  22. Mother always did like Father best.
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