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- From: vail@tegra.COM (Johnathan Vail)
- Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
- Subject: Re: I have one extra ticket for the They Might Be Giants show tonite
- Message-ID: <3530@atlas.tegra.COM>
- Date: 17 Aug 92 20:38:01 GMT
- References: <OSA.92Aug15143156@wilbur.unh.edu> <schnitzi.713909675@eola.cs.ucf.edu> <OSA.92Aug16190116@wilbur.unh.edu>
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- In-reply-to: osa@wilbur.unh.edu's message of 17 Aug 92 00:01:16 GMT
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- In article <OSA.92Aug16190116@wilbur.unh.edu> osa@wilbur.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska) writes:
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- Now that you know everything, and pity me, I'd like to hear your ideas
- on how I should take revenge on whats-her-name. Please be creative,
- but don't be gross -- I have a weak stomach.
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- 1) Take her on a date to the Tin Palace or better yet, Carl's and then
- have sex under the wagon-on-the-hill. After that, she would
- welcome death.
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- 2) Read Carasso posts to her outside her window all night, buck
- naked.
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- 3) Tell her you are Bart Simpson. Then prove it to her.
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- 4) Write her love poems using M-x dissociated-press.
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