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- Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1992 09:18:00 -05
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- From: Dana Rollins <ROLLIDE@AUDUCADM.DUC.AUBURN.EDU>
- Subject: Reply to Re: POETRY FROM ON H
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- >From: viperiphrastic <H760@CPC865.EAST-ANGLIA.AC.UK>
- >Subject: Re: POETRY FROM ON HIGH
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- >Thank you and Good night,
- >
- >Dickens
-
- You're very welcome, and good night to you too, but before you
- go, I have to gently tell you, Dana, that it just won't do.
- A good posting is, by definition, one which cheating(@wherever)
- does not quite understand, but which he thinks he might if only
- he put a little thought into it. The longer and harder this
- process of thinking turns out to be, the better your posting is.
- However, you must always ensure that your message, in all of its
- constituent elements & as a whole, has a precise and fathomable
- meaning, or, better still, several, which you can defend in the
- unlikely event of your being challenged. If these various
- interpretations contradict one another, so much the better.
-
- Try harder next time.
-
- H.
-
- *** Comments from HILLBILLY FRANKENSTEIN:
- I LOVE it when you grunt like that!
- Where did you LEARN to grunt like that?
- You grunt so WELL
- Ooo
- Grunt for me now
- Grunt for me again, My Darling
- Until your little pig grunter
- must surely burst from sheerpig gruntsomeness
- Oh Sweet Swineheart, I'd fain part
- With one sweet strip of your smoked bacon
- Let no other man put asunder
- this sphincteroidal H toy
- I will bury you when I'm through
- Your luminous butt a beacon
- pushing through a grassy knoll
- a place to park my tricycle
- When I call.
-
-
-
-
- Thank you and Good night!
-
-
- Your Merciful Lee Dickens
-