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- The Pirates Manifesto - Part II
- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
-
- The Prelude: Before I begin again...
-
- Let me say I was shocked at the widespread publication and
- distribution of my original Pirate's Manifesto. Special thanks
- go out to the various 'disk mags' that thought my information
- was of significant importance to include in their mags. I hope
- we tossed enough light on the lamers that are trying to ruin the
- piracy scene to send them scurrying for cover. The hidden agenda
- of the police, software anti-piracy organizations, Bell telephone
- and modem manufacturers was a topic I had been wanting to share
- for years. I am glad it was received so well.
-
- In honour of the thirst for such information I have decided
- to sit down again at the old keyboard and further discuss the scene
- as it is today - and make a few comments on how we can change it for
- the better.
-
- The Art of Piracy is in jeopardy not just from the losers I
- highlighted in the first Pirates Manifesto. As well, we have a
- living cancer growing within the ranks of the pirate world caused
- by many of the people who claim or think they are also pirates.
-
-
- " The only true pirate is one who pirates... all else
- are just lamers suitable for nuking from BBS's.... "
-
- The Unknown Pirate
-
-
-
- And so without further adieu I bring to you...
-
-
-
- The Pirate's Manifesto 1994 - Part II
- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
-
- a. Asshole sysops
- b. Asshole users who support asshole sysops
- c. Assholes who join 'Courier groups'
- d. Assholes who join 'ANSI groups'
- e. Assholes who join 'Demo groups'
- f. Assholes who join 'Virus groups'
- g. Assholes who are in Pirate Groups
-
-
- a. Asshole sysops
-
- In each city there is always going to be at least one bulletin
- board that rules the scene. New York, Germany, Holland, Toronto,
- San Francisco, New Jersey, Ottawa, London UK, Montreal etc. This is
- the natural way that things evolve - the best keep getting better and
- the lame remain lame. This is the way of the jungle and this is the
- way that the pirate scene evolved - survival of the fittest and fastest.
-
- Unfortunately, over the years, with the rising tide of competition
- Asshole (c) sysops have appeared on the scene who felt that by slandering
- or attacking the elite BBS in their area code they might steal some of
- the 'kewl' uploaders from that system. In our particular area code this
- childish nonsense has been tried a number of times by juvenile sysops who
- were envious of the size and speed of the leading elite system. To try to
- steal callers from that elite system they spread rumours about it being a
- Fed sting BBS run by the cops; that the sysop cheated callers out of their
- credits; that the BBS had a hidden homosexual or child molester conference;
- or other crap designed solely to try to turn callers from calling it.
-
- Asshole sysops can usually be easily identified by the amount of time
- they spend worrying about other bulletin boards in their area code. Instead
- of devoting their effort to professionally maintaining their BBS, they
- instead devote inordinate amounts of time posting messages or going into
- chat mode to put down another local bulletin board - or to start some
- unfounded rumour. In our town one loser sysop started a rumour that the
- leading BBS in town was owned and operated by the police. It struck me a
- bit odd that the sysop, who had been in the pirating scene for almost 8
- years had suddenly gone the way of the good forces. It struck me even
- odder that the police were supposedly operating a BBS where the flow of
- warez was second to none in the country. I must assume the police are
- very generous at providing an 8 node BBS for the exchanging of warez
- between pirates. I find it even more generous that no one in that area
- code had been busted over the last eight year period. Gawd those police
- must have patience. To hatch a sting operation and not close the trap
- after eight years is frankly quite incredible and unbelievable. But than
- again we all know the loser sysop was simply lying about the Top BBs in
- a vain effort to get callers to stop calling there. His plan failed.
-
- I know for a fact that this type of stupid act is not restricted to our
- area code. This kind of stupidity has been seen in just about every area
- code that I call. So if you stop for a moment you will realize that the
- top sysop in your area code has experienced this kind of petty bullshit at
- one time or another. I think at this point you may learn to appreciate the
- shit your Top local sysop must put up with to continue to serve you.
-
- A simple look at some of the text files that are currently floating
- around confirms that stupidity lives on in the minds of the mindless. Some
- loser spreads an old copy of the user data file of The Hood. Another loser
- spreads pictures of homo's butt fucking each other and spreads it with a
- note claiming that it is another sysop. Some loser types up a totally
- worthless text file giving the names and addresses of some folks that he
- alleges are police informers. Yes indeed - stupidity is running rampant
- in the pirate scene even at this very moment. Those examples were released
- during the month of May 1994 along with about 100 other such crap.
-
- So let us look at this situation and see how the actions of these
- stupid people are harming the scene. Imagine for a moment that the sysop
- of the most elite BBS in your area code got pissed off about all the silly
- nonsense that he was being subjected to by these pest. If he chose to
- simply pull the plug do you really think his loyal callers ( uploaders )
- would all simply call the next BBS in that area code ? The odds are not
- fucking likely. Those callers are gone. They will take their calls to
- other boards already on their dialing list. When one of my favorite BBS's
- goes down - I do not look for another BBS in that area code to call. Most
- elite long distance callers that I know would do the same.
-
- So what has the local loser accomplished by causing the top BBS in his
- area code to shut down ? Nothing. In fact this shit disturber has hurt
- his entire area code because the flow of files to the bulletin boards will
- be severely injured by the losers actions. So in short, this dog in a
- manger act by the loser sysop has just hurt all the other sysops in that
- area code that depended on that Top system for their feed of fresh warez.
-
- The question begs to be asked - how do we deal with the shit disturber
- sysops that launch attacks against other sysops in their area code ?
-
- May I suggest YOU DO NOT CALL THEM. Sounds simple eh? Boycott the
- fuckers til they give up on the pirate scene and take their stupid power
- trip game to the public domain BBS world, where they can play childish
- games forever. If you see some sysop plotting and planning the overthrow
- or disruption of any other BBS in your area code - boycott the fucker. If
- you see the sysop spreading poisoned information about other sysops in his
- area code - boycott the fucker. Send him viruses. Send him trash files
- that will never execute when run. Send him scurrying to oblivion.
-
- Face it. If the asshole sysop is prepared to stoop to slander campaigns
- to gain control of the warez in his area code - do you really want such an
- asshole to gain control ? What do you think the odds are that this same
- loser would not use the same tactics on YOU as a user if he was not happy
- with you ? Do you truly think he would not stoop to spreading your
- personal information, speak behind your back, stab you in the back, steal
- your credits or whatever ? And even if he did succeed at gaining control
- of all the warez moving in your area code - do you really think that such
- an obvious loser will attract big name file spreaders like the original
- Top bbs in your exchange ?
-
- And if an asshole sysop tells you to not upload 'his' files to the
- biggest and fastest BBS in your area code - tell him to fuck off and
- get a life. He does not own any files. They are released for all to
- enjoy - and if he has forgotten that - than he is not a pirate - he is
- just a little child trying to pretend he is a pirate.
-
- The point of this paragraph - boycott asshole sysops because they are
- not working in YOUR interest, your area codes interest, or the pirate
- scenes interest. The are only working in their own selfish interest
- for lame ego satisfaction purposes.
-
-
- b. Asshole users who support asshole sysops
-
-
- Unfortunately, where there are asshole sysops, there are also asshole
- users. You know who they are. These are the losers that have been kicked
- off the elite systems in their area code because they were such wienies that
- even the top bbs sysop got sick of them and gave em their walking papers.
-
- For some magical reason, asshole users always find asshole sysops to
- join up with. Sort of like how shit attracts flies. It is a natural
- evolution of nature. But like the shit and the flies, the asshole sysop
- and his comrades the asshole users serve no useful function except to
- help each other become greater assholes.
-
- Why was the asshole user kicked off the top BBS in your area code ?
- Probably because his actions were so offensive that the Top sysop felt the
- user was not an asset and was probably more of a detriment to the success
- of his BBS. So he kicked this loser user off to protect the interest of
- his Top BBs and the interest of his 'good users'. Users are not kicked
- off any BBS unless their activities are so offensive that they pose a
- threat to the peace and good order under which a successful BBS must
- operate. I guess you could say that even in the pirate world there is
- a degree of self regulation to ensure that assholes do not breed and
- multiply.
-
- The trouble with asshole users is that they carry life long grudges
- against the Top sysop who kicked em off his BBS. When you team this
- grudge carrying loser with an asshole sysop they make a great team for
- causing shit in their area code. Again this leads to more extensive
- attacks against the Top BBs in the area code by two grieved parties who
- are attacking for quite different reasons - one out of jealousy - one out
- of revenge.
-
- Either way you cut it - the loser user is of little value in the
- pirate scene. These lamers are the sort that don't upload anything
- new in the way of fresh warez. Normally these are the same jerks that
- in desperation for uploads alter the dates of files, diskedit the version
- numbers in programs and do other such lame stuff to try to score an upload
- credit.
-
- Another form that these shape shifting losers take is that of the
- mouthiest lamer on the BBS. I recall seeing on just about every BBS at
- least one dude who always has two cents to say about every piece of warez
- that is uploaded - and yet when you check what this mouth-piece has sent
- in as uploads you suddenly find that you are getting the urge to strangle
- the asshole. Usually the one who talks the most has the least to contribute
- to the well being of the bulletin board - hey if he is always mouthing off
- when does he have time to SEND FILES ?
-
- Yet another form of asshole loser that we encounter frequently are
- those who would never in their lifetime qualify to get onto the Top BBs
- in their area code. In some cases it is unfortunate because they might
- have made good users if given the chance. But do to the nature of our
- high risk trade we cannot afford to be so lenient with the new comers.
- So rather than meekly accept their position in life, they take a grudge
- against the elite sysop. By some strange stroke of nature they find
- their way on to the asshole sysop's BBS where they 'fall in love' with
- the asshole sysop and believe that he is the next nearest thing to god.
- If the asshole sysop says the sky is yellow the asshole user will agree
- and try to convince the world that the sky is yellow - after all the
- asshole sysop would never lie right ?
-
- This presents a real problem. Again the asshole sysop has acquired
- someone stupid enough to believe the crap and lies that he tells. Now
- we have an innocent user becoming a tool of the asshole sysop. Sort of
- like the Hitler Youth Corp during the Second World War who would turn
- in their parents to the Gestapo because they enjoyed wearing the uniform
- of the Youth Corp.
-
- Unfortunately, once one of these innocents have become brain washed
- by the asshole sysop we again face a dilemma for which the only solution
- is to BLACKLIST the loser users.
-
- I am not a psychiatrist. But over the past 13 years of pirating I
- have come to the conclusion that you cannot reform an asshole user or
- an asshole sysop. Both must be terminated from the scene for they do
- nothing to benefit it - they simply harm it with their childish campaigns
- of revenge or jealousy. If they don't want to work together to better
- the scene than it is most likely that their actions will damage the scene
- in their area code.
-
-
-
- c. Assholes who join 'courier groups'
-
-
- One of the latest scams that penetrated the piracy scene were these
- so called COURIER GROUPS. Frankly, from what I have seen they are nothing
- more than a convenient method by which a lamer sysop is able to organize
- a few of his buddies to gather warez on behalf of his BBS. Very seldom
- do these couriers spread the file any further than to their own bulletin
- boards. You could say that they are a very self serving group.
-
- But in reality these are nothing more than lamers in disguise who
- hide behind a courier name because no self respecting pirating group would
- let them be a courier in the PIRATE group.
-
- Face reality - REAL PIRATE GROUPS HAVE THEIR OWN COURIERS - REAL
- GROUPS DO NOT NEED THE SERVICES OF losers like United Couriers or any
- of the other weedlike clones that have sprung up over the past years.
-
- Does the piracy scene need these courier groups ? I think not. If
- the warez that need transportation are that good than it will be transported
- to the elite systems by the GROUPS COURIERS. All the courier groups do is
- slap their self serving advertising onto the kewl warez of the real group
- and try to steal some of the fame and glory of the REAL PIRATE GROUPS.
-
- One phucking lame bunch of losers called ToXiC Couriers were cocky
- enough to start replacing the pirate groups PREFIX on zip files with their
- LAME TXC prefix. This was the height of horseshit and nerve. Like think
- about it - who the hell are the ToXic losers to remove the famous TRSI
- logo and replace it with their own ? Frankly I don't think TRSI or any
- of the other PIRATE groups that ToXiC has attempted to steal ( transport ? )
- warez from would be impressed to see their logo removed and replaced by
- the courier.
-
- Another thing committed by the lamer courier services is the spread of
- horseshit files that belong on PD bulletin boards. Recently I saw the
- spread of a file called Nijellian. Turned out that it was a homebrew piece
- of crap game produced by some home-game-creating program. Oh yes, this was
- truly elite - truly worth the efforts of the courier group. Crap. It was
- a waste of hard drive space and I deleted it within 10 minutes of seeing it
- and deducted multiple credits for this insult to my users intelligence.
-
- One particularly petty group, called United Couriers have shown over
- the past three years of their existence that they seem unable to recruit any
- one of intelligence or over the age of 14. Now I have nothing against 14
- year olds.. but frankly my dick has been dipping in pussy for more years than
- that and I consider my dick smarter than most of the United Couriers that I
- have had the displeasure to meet.
-
- Let's spill the beans on these so called Courier groups so everyone
- can see exactly how their little scam works. Let us say young Johnny Hack
- has obtains some calling codes and now has the ability to make long distance
- calls for free. Suddenly he will find himself swamped with offers from
- other pseudo couriers to join their group. The poor dumb shit, wanting to
- blend into the scene feels honoured that he is wanted and so he joins the
- courier group. So they tell this novice courier to spread warez from point
- A to point B. So far so good - the courier starts to accumulate warez from
- each of these transactions. Suddenly his codes die. Just as suddenly he
- finds himself kicked off all the boards where he had accumulated a ton of
- credits. Next he finds himself kicked out of the courier group because he
- is no longer of value to them. The shock at having been sucked in by the
- courier group sours this potential future pirate group courier so that when
- he does get codes again he works only for himself and not for the benefit of
- the top boards in his area code.
-
- I did a random survey of the fifteen top US bulletin boards, plus
- three in Canada. It was confirmed to me by each of the sysops that the
- couriers on their systems were the BIGGEST LEECHES. I thought this was
- interesting because I thought the couriers job was to get the hottest
- releases to the fastest boards as soon as they became released. Instead
- I find out from this survey that the couriers are merely leeches using the
- disguise of their 'courier group' to gain access to warez that they would
- not normally have been privileged to gain access to.
-
- Well, it would be cool if the couriers were spreading their warez down
- to the lesser bulletin boards. This would be fair. But instead, it turns
- out that they spread the files only down to their OWN bulletin boards. Now
- this is particularly interesting because in a given town where there might
- be 1 top bbs, 10 real hot Bbs and about 20 wannabe BBSs, it almost always
- works out that the local Courier site is not one of the biggest or fastest
- boards in that area. In fact they usually what can best be described as
- a 'wannabe' pirate board.
-
- That would not be annoying, but for the fact that the courier site
- usually only has a grand total of about 20 users on it. Half of which
- turn out to be friends of the sysop ( basically leeches ). And again
- magically it turns out that the courier site in the local area code is
- usually run by one of the asshole sysops who is doing his best effort to
- thwart the top bbs in the area code. Competition is cool - but when a
- courier group attempts to gain control of an area code and eliminate the
- Top BBS in that area it harms everyone in the pirating scene.
-
- The reason I raise this point is to demonstrate how these bullshit
- courier groups do not service the pirate community, and in fact cause
- needless duplication of effort - the Top BBS ends up having to import the
- files itself or through the use of real pirate group couriers, because
- the bullshit courier groups did not spread the files any further than
- their own bulletin boards.
-
- My proposal for the courier groups is that they be banned from all
- major elite systems world wide. Any BBS that is dependent of files from
- one of these supposed 'courier groups' should be boycotted until they kick
- these lamers off their systems - because the odds are that this is not the
- major elite bbs in that area code and your continued patronage is simply
- helping the asshole sysop to disrupt the flow of files in that area.
-
- If these couriers are good - they can join forces with the courier
- divisions of the REAL PIRATE GROUPS. There is no need at all for this
- bullshit scam of independent couriers. So if the couriers are reading
- this I just want to say - get a life - join a real group - and leave
- the world of the make believe couriers behind. If you are not good
- enough to join with one of the REAL PIRATE GROUPS too bad. And if you
- have ever been instructed by your courier coordinator to boycott any BBS
- in your local area code - than the odds are you already should know at
- this point that you are working for wienies that are only interested in
- promoting their own self interest and not that of the pirate scene.
-
-
- d. Assholes who join 'ANSI groups'
-
- Well here is a topic that is dear to my heart. The little homo's
- that have all banded together to join 'ANSI pirate groups'. Phuck this
- is the lamest thing that I have ever seen. These gutless wonders are
- too afraid to be real pirates, so they hide in their make believe world
- of ANSI art and think they are kewl dudes. Scuse me Ansi Artist, but
- I fear you are nothing more than little twerps who live in fear of being
- busted and so you pretend you are 'artist to the pirate groups'.
-
- Let us get something straight right away - real pirate groups already
- have their own ANSI artist / Graphic dudes and music FX guys. So you dudes
- are something like the lamers that form courier groups. A nice safe bust
- free environment where you can pretend your pirates and yet not fear the
- repercussions or daily threats that true pirates live with.
-
- Well let me bring some coffee to wake you up lamers. These little
- groups you form, and their pseudo pirate sounding names are an insult to
- the real pirates. Go play on the Internet or other PD networks where you
- belong and stop pretending that you are anything like pirates. You are
- just little spineless children who are afraid to mix your little lives up
- in criminal activity so you produce repetitive boring ANSI's of the same
- old shit over and over and over and over....
-
- Frankly, do you mindless bastards ever take your heads out of science
- fiction comic books for more than 1 minute. I bet you piss at the toilet
- with one hand on the latest issue of Marvel's Whizman with your other hand
- placed firmly on your boyhood.
-
- Seriously, look at those joke bulletin boards you run. They look like
- pirate boards, they smell like pirate boards... but what is this ... oh a
- new art rendering by some lamo called Johny Hatchet. Scuse me but what the
- hell do you need to hide behind a kewl handle for ? Is it because you
- don't want the world to know who created that latest ANSI ? From the crap
- that I have seen you guys producing I must assume your embarrassed and that
- is why you have all decided to hide behind handles. Guess what dudes, the
- real pirates hide behind handles because of cops - not from fear of art
- critics. When was the last time you lived in fear that the cops would kick
- down your door to seize your latest ANSI cartoon work. Take a rest kiddies
- and face the cold fact of reality - you are lamers in disguise - nothing
- more - nothing less.
-
- But what particularly annoys me about these ANSI groups is the total
- nerve they have wasting valuable hard drive space on PIRATE BULLETIN BOARDS
- with their HORSESHIT art renderings. In the month of May, I counted no
- less than 30 different ANSI ART COMPILATIONS released by no less than 30
- different ANSI ART GROUPS. Phuck what a waste of hard drive space. I also
- think that any LAMO who uploaded this kind of crap onto a true pirate BBS
- should find himself slapped with triple credit deductions. This ain't
- warez dudes.
-
- Do these ANSI ARTIST really believe pirates want to download their
- shit to admire Johnny Bozo's rendering of a drooling troll or some other
- such lame pic ?
-
- My answer is to BAN ANSI art compilations from being spread on PIRATE
- bulletin boards. I also suggest that any self respecting pirate who
- uploads good warez onto an ANSI ARTIST bulletin board should have his
- head carefully examined to find out why he is doing such a lame thing.
-
- ANSI ART is already being spread heavily on PUBLIC DOMAIN BULLETIN
- BOARDS so why the phuck is it being allowed to survive and spread on
- pirate BBS's?
-
- And did you ever notice how most of these ANSI art groups have some
- fruits that compose the most inane 'POETRY'. Shit these morons have
- people in their 'groups' whose only task is to create POETRY. Like I
- can really see the connection between these gay little poets and the
- world of piracy... shit.. send the whole lot packing their bags - if
- they have any hehehhehe
-
- Now I have nothing against homos. But I do get annoyed when I see
- queers dressing up like cowboyz, construction workers, motorbikers and
- other tough looking male images. If you are going to be queer than wear
- pink shirts and yellow socks and be proud of it. Don't try to dress and
- act like pirates dudes - you are certainly not.
-
-
-
- e. Assholes who join 'Demo groups'
-
- Another trend that is almost as disturbing as the ANSI ARTIST is
- the way 'demo groups' have found their 'creations' being spread on pirate
- bulletin boards.
-
- Scuse me... but what the fuck do these demos have to do with pirates ?
-
- Scuse me... but why the hell are these pieces of crap being stored on
- pirate bulletin boards ?
-
- Scuse me... but does anyone really download these worthless pieces of
- crap ? And who keeps them in their private 'demo' collections ?
-
- Scuse me... but does a 'demo' have a monetary value that makes it
- worth downloading from a long distance bulletin board ?
-
- Hey... call me an old fart, call me an old pirate, but I have grown
- very tired seeing these 'demos' showing up on pirate bulletin boards. These
- things are available already on INTERNET and most PUBLIC DOMAIN BULLETIN
- BOARDS. So what the hell are we doing wasting our energy spreading this
- crap. Let's leave it to the PD boards.
-
- As for the dewds who spend all day creating the latest whizbang demo
- I just want to say... good luck. I hope you get a job at Walt Disney
- studios or at some software company. But do you have any life otherwise?
-
- Seriously, I hear all the time about these 'demo parties'. Gee it
- sure sounds swell Mr. Cleaver, can Wally come out and play too... Face it
- you bunch of losers, if your demo making skills were so shit hot you would
- be sitting in some software publishing house making programs that we could
- steal hahahaha. No... instead you lamely sit around trying to twist
- around the same old routines to try to create some 'different' demo than
- the one you released the week before. And if you are hoping some powerful
- software executive is going to spot your clever work and search you out to
- offer you a job - well forget it dudes - it only happens in the movies.
-
- If you are shit hot programmers - than get cracking software and put
- your skills to GOOD use. But unfortunately, you are the second rate
- programmers who the software houses did not let in the doors. So why
- should we waste our hard drive storage on your lame creations and to
- support your fantasy ambitions of being 'spotted' by a software exec ?
-
- Hey... if I see an artist begging on the street I spit at them and
- kick them in the knee caps. Artist who waste their valuable time making
- lamo demos should be shot. You have more in common with the lamo ANSI
- artist than with the PIRATE WORLD that you attempt to blend in with. Keep
- on doing it but quit wasting valuable pirate resources to spread your
- vanity artwork crap. It ain't pirate so I nuke it on my BBS.
-
- My solution to all this DEMO SHIT is to delete any DEMO'S that are
- uploaded to a pirate bulletin board site. I think the reasons for
- nuking these 'werkz of art' are self explanatory. Real pirate groups
- do not NEED demos for their groups. Their software releases speak far
- louder to the world than any demo will. If a pirate group cannot release
- good warez and has to resort to using shitty demos to spread their name
- than I say that group is not going to be around for very long... their
- desperate attempt at getting recognition is simply a warning to all other
- groups that they are unable to release good warez.
-
- And to all the gutless half-asses in Europe that think belonging
- to a DEMO group is kewl - let me just say this - some asswipes also think
- that pocket protectors and beanies are kewl. Demo groups are not kewl,
- they are just another lame attempt to look and feel like pirates without
- taking any risk ! Just remember that if Hitler had won in Europe you
- gay boyz would have all been taking showers with Mr. Gas and warming up
- in Mr. Oven. Personally, I have always suspected that demo artist and
- ansi artist are gay... but that is an unfair stereotype isn't it ???
-
-
- f. Assholes who join 'Virus groups'
-
-
- Well this is indeed a special class of asshole that needs no intro
- from me. I think the only ones who don't know these guys are assholes
- are the virus creators themselves. Rather than waste a whole lot of
- chatter explaining why I think they are assholes, I think I will simply
- leave it at this - Virus creators are assholes.
-
- Countries that are jealous of the power and richness of the United
- States actually employ weasels to sit around and build viruses to plague
- the North American computer scene with. These losers really believe they
- are going to significantly cripple the 'great imperialist dog's known as
- the Americans. Now what we have here is an attempt by foreign governments
- to attack the great American way by the use of virii that have proven to
- be more of a nuisance than a devastating weapon of the computer wars.
-
- What I want fellow Americans who write virii to consider is that by
- sitting around idly building virii you are indirectly helping the enemies
- of the United States. Frankly, it is almost an act of treason since you
- are helping the enemy.
-
- I suggest the following. We warn virii writers ONCE ONLY. If they
- do not stop creating viruses you put a brick through the front window of
- their house, apartment or car. If they don't get the message by that point
- we continue a campaign of computer related terror that will make them wish
- they had never bought a computer. Shit pour a bottle of Javex on their
- lawn and kill their grass. Tell your local Neo-Nazi guys that the virii
- maker is Jewish and speaks everywhere about jailing Nazis. That should
- bring a quick end to these lowest forms of computer society.
-
-
- g. Assholes who are in Pirate Groups
-
-
- Well it simply would not be fair for me not to close by passing a few
- parting shots at some of the assholes in pirate groups. There are so many
- types of losers already in pirate groups that deserve to be mentioned here
- that I am almost afraid I would need Manifesto Part III just to cover them
- all. But I will try to narrow down the key types of assholes in the
- pirate scene who need to be eliminated.
-
- The elite dude with the overblown attitude. You know the guy I am
- talking about - two months ago he was the worlds biggest lamer, now he
- is in a big name group, now he spits at lamers and thinks he is god on
- earth. Worth terminating from any group simply because this guy has
- quickly forgotten his roots. He forgets that he also was a lamer. Instead
- of working to help other lamers that he use to chum with, he forgets them
- and fails to help enrich their education so that they can reach a higher
- level of existence in the pirate scene.
-
- The elite dude who is unable to string more than just 5 words together
- when replying to a message. Sort of makes you wonder how they can operate
- a keyboard and call BBS's when their vocabulary is so limited.
-
- The elite dude who calls your BBS - begins to upload some new warez -
- aborts out of it and than never completes his upload. This is the same
- type of asshole who only seems to be able to send four out of five of the
- disk needed to make a program function.
-
- The elite dude who takes all the files he can off your BBS to send
- to other bulletin boards - but somehow never finds any new files elsewhere
- to upload back to your BBS.
-
- The elite dude who apparently is unable to read and sends you the type
- of files you specifically forbid on your system - ie Novell, Quarterdeck,
- XXX porno, ANSI collections, shitty demos etc...
-
- The elite dude who likes to pages the sysop - ask incriminating type
- questions - than buffer captures it and sends it to some loser sysop in
- town for further editing and embarrassing additions to the text.
-
- The elite dude who betrays the trust of his friends and shows no
- loyalty to those who gave him his start in the pirate scene.
-
- The elite dude who forgets that we are all in piracy for fun and
- not profit. You all know I am sure how some 'courier' groups - and hell
- even some big name pirate groups - charge lamer BBS sysops a fee to send
- them files each month. Sort of perverts the entire purpose of piracy.
-
- The elite dude who is too stupid to join forces with the leading BBS
- in town and forces the other local importers to have to duplicate his
- imports because the board the courier sends em to does not spread them.
-
- The elite dude who spends more time shitting on other pirate groups
- than importing files for his local area code. I guess the old saying goes
- that if you can do the task you instead attack the guys who are doing the
- real importing. For some reason these unwarranted attacks seem to
- satisfy the ego problems of such 'elite' type characters.
-
- And all elite dudes who forget that once upon a time they too were
- lamers. They only rose through the ranks because 'someone' gave them a
- chance or a helping hand. It is their obligation to the pirating society
- to do likewise and give help to the new generation of pirates who will
- eventually replace them.
-
- The conclusion to this is simple : If elites forget where they come
- from - maybe they should be sent back there again to rethink their
- situation over again. Maybe if they were jerked around by all the old
- time pirates this would smarten them up. In the long run it would help
- make for a better pirate community.
-
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-
- Well... this should offend a number of losers that are presently in
- the pirate scene. This document will help you to identify the real losers
- by the way they will complain or try to ignore the simple statements of
- fact that expose them and their agenda's. But hopefully with continuing
- education of our fellow pirates we can begin to return the pirate world
- back to our glory days where losers were not attempting to phuck up the
- scene at least once a day.
-
- As for me... well I will slip back into my comfortable old chair here
- happily knowing that the majority of assholes I identified in this Manifesto
- will never be able to identify me to wreak their lame forms of revenge.
-
- And who knows... maybe if this Manifesto appears in enough disk mags
- again I just might put my fingers to the keyboard once more to have a little
- chat about how the future of pirating can be improved by better coordination
- of file distribution across North America. After all... we are all in this
- for the spreading of elite warez aren't we ? Or are some folks letting ego
- get ahead of the common good of the entire pirate scene ?
-
-
- Yours truly,
-
- -* TC *-
-
- June 4 1994
-
-
- ( Hey you did not expect me to post my full handle did you ? )
-
- Like I am so scared after my release of Manifesto I - NOT!
-
-