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- COLONEL MARTIN
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- THE Colonel went out sailing,
- He spoke with Turk and Jew,
- With Christian and with Infidel,
- For all tongues he knew.
- "O what's a wifeless man?' said he,
- And he came sailing home.
- He rose the latch and went upstairS
- And found an empty room.
- i{The Colonel went out sailing.}
- "I kept her much in the country
- And she was much alone,
- And though she may be there,' he said,
- "She may be in the town.
- She may be all alone there,
- For who can say?' he said.
- "I think that I shall find her
- In a young man's bed.'
- i{The Colonel went out sailing.}
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- III
- The Colonel met a pedlar,
- Agreed their clothes to swop,
- And bought the grandest jewelry
- In a Galway shop,
- Instead of thread and needle
- put jewelry in the pack,
- Bound a thong about his hand,
- Hitched it on his back.
- i{The Colonel wcnt out sailing.}
- The Colonel knocked on the rich man's door,
- "I am sorry,' said the maid,
- "My mistress cannot see these things,
- But she is still abed,
- And never have I looked upon
- Jewelry so grand.'
- "Take all to your mistress,'
- And he laid them on her hand.
- i{The Colonel went out sailing.}
- And he went in and she went on
- And both climbed up the stair,
- And O he was a clever man,
- For he his slippers wore.
- And when they came to the top stair
- He ran on ahead,
- His wife he found and the rich man
- In the comfort of a bed.
- i{The Colonel went out sailing.}
- The Judge at the Assize Court,
- When he heard that story told,
- Awarded him for damages
- Three kegs of gold.
- The Colonel said to Tom his man,
- "Harness an ass and cart,
- Carry the gold about the town,
- Throw it in every patt.'
- i{The Colonel went out sailing.}
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- VII
- And there at all street-corners
- A man with a pistol stood,
- And the rich man had paid them well
- To shoot the Colonel dead;
- But they threw down their pistols
- And all men heard them swear
- That they could never shoot a man
- Did all that for the poor.
- i{The Colonel went out sailing.}
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- VIII
- "And did you keep no gold, Tom?
- You had three kegs,' said he.
- "I never thought of that, Sir.'
- "Then want before you die.'
- And want he did; for my own grand-dad
- Saw the story's end,
- And Tom make out a living
- From the seaweed on the strand.
- i{The Colonel went out sailing.}
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