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  4.                          THE DIETER'S GUIDE TO                         WEIGHT LOSS DURING SEX                         ======================  ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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  6.  ACTIVITY           CALORIES BURNED         ACTIVITY            CALORIES BURNED ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 
  7. REMOVING CLOTHES:                        ORGASMIC INTENSITY SCALE: With partner's consent..........12       Shoes flew off...................35 Without partner's consent......187       Expression didn't change.........1/2                                           Orchestra swelled.................6
  8. UNHOOKING BRA:                            Birds sang Using two calm hands.............7        Large birds......................7 Using one trembling hand........36        Small birds......................3                                          Earth moved......................30
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  10.  Lifting partner.................15      PULLING OUT: Dragging partner along floor....16       After orgasm......................1/2 Using skateboard.................3       A few moments before orgasm......500
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  12. ACHIEVING ERECTIONS:                     PENIS ENVY: For normal healthy man...........2.5     For woman..........................3 Losing erection.................14       For men...........................72 Searching for it...............115                                         GUILT:
  13. PUTTING ON CONDOM:                       Despite no formal training,orgasm With erection....................1.5     comes easily,naturally............53 Without erection...............300       You're enjoying sex,despite the                                          fact that other people are
  14. INSERTING DIAPHRAGM:                      starving...........................2 If the woman who does it is              Sex on your lunch hour.............3 Experienced.....................6        Putting it on expense account....20 Inexperienced..................73 If a man does it...............680      AGGRAVATION: Add (5) calories for retreiving it       Partner keeps showing plants.......5 from accross the room.                   Partner insists on cuddling the dog                                          during foreplay...................14
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  16. POSITIONS ACCORDING TO NATIONALITY:       Partner just visited bathroom for Italian- Man on top,woman in             7th time..........................10 kitchen.........................26       Partner is taking phone calls......7 Russian- Woman on bottom,                Partner is making phone calls.....40 Man getting permission..........55 American- Both on top...........60      GETTING CAUGHT:                                          By partner's spouse...............60
  17. POSSIBLE SIDE EFFECTS OF INTERCOURSE:     By your spouse...................100 Bouncing.........................7       Trying to explain.................55 Sliding around...................9       Trying to remain calm............100 Serious skidding................12       Leaping out of bed................75 Whiplash........................27       Getting dressed in one motion....500                                          Thanking partner quickly...........2
  18. ORGASM: Real............................27 Faked..........................160
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