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- Getting a Tan
-
- A friend of mine, "Horny" Hal Gudmunsen, recently opened his own
- tanning salon. What I heard about this, I just had to go check it
- out! I just couldn't picture him running his own business. Hal, of
- all people! Besides, my own "tan" needed definite improvement.
-
- So I followed the directions he gave me, and found the salon in a
- surprisingly elegant little shopping center. It was located right on
- the end, closest to the street, and had a big sign that read:
-
- HAL'S TANNING AND
- BODY WRAP SALON
-
- What the heck is a "body wrap"? I wondered, as I walked through his
- front door. It sounds like something Hal would really enjoy doing.
- (I suppose I would too! Wrapping something around some girl's sexy
- body, mmmmm.... And unwrapping it would be even better!)
-
- Hal's parlor was even more elegant than the shopping center outside.
- The walls of the reception area were covered with rich dark wood
- paneling, the floor was thickly carpeted, and the furniture was
- elegantly stuffed and very comfortable. I could have gone right to
- sleep on that big couch! Not at that moment, though -- it was quite
- fully occupied. Two beautifully tanned (and beautifully curved)
- young ladies sat together on the couch, giggling as they read the
- Sunday comics. They finished one strip and broke out in laughter --
- must have been that Bloom County one where Opus cut off his nose with
- dental floss while lost in dreamy rhapsody, I supposed. Next to the
- girls sat a big hulking guy, also quite bronzed, with a big muscular
- arm behind the back of one of the girls. At the far end of the couch
- sat an older gentleman with fair skin -- the only person besides
- myself who really NEEDED to be there!
-
- Behind a large desk sat Hal, who saw me when I came in and waved.
- "Hey, Rob! Be with you in just a minute. Have a seat!" I sat down
- in a lounge chair and watched as Hal signed up a new member who had
- come in just ahead of me. God, she was cute too. Hal seemed to be
- doing good business, and what a clientele! If I were in his position,
- I'd be going home from work every night with a hardon.
-
- Somebody came out of the hallway that lead to the tanning rooms, and
- Hal waved to him and said, "see you tomorrow!" Then he jumped up and
- disappeared through the hallway, then a minute later returned and
- said, "Sue? Room 6 is ready now. Go on in!" The girl next to the
- muscular guy got up, kissed him on the cheek, and headed off to the
- tanning room. As soon as she went around the corner, the other girl
- slid across the couch and rested her head against the guy's bulging
- chest, and he put his arm around her sexy waist. I sighed, and
- continued to wait.
-
- Pretty shortly, some more people left the salon, and the other people
- in the waiting room were accommodated. That just left Hal and me,
- and he got up from behind his desk, came over to me, and shook my
- hand. "How's life been treatin' ya!" I grinned and responded, "oh
- pretty good. Looks like you got one heck of a business going here!"
- "Shit, Rob, it's been crazy! I've been signing up at least a half
- dozen people a day. I can hardly keep up with all this. I'm gonna
- have to hire me some more helpers. So, wanna try it out?" I nodded,
- and he beckoned me to follow him into the hall.
-
- There were six doors on each side of the hallway, and one at the end
- with an "opening this door will cause an alarm to sound" bar across
- it. Hal led me to the last door on the right side, pulled a ring of
- keys from his pocket, selected a key, and unlocked the door. "I keep
- this room available for special customers," he said as he led me in.
- It was a pretty large room, much larger than I expected a tanning
- room to be. There was a chair and a loveseat against one wall. On
- the opposite wall was a bookshelf with a stereo and some tapes, and
- next to it was a mirror that stretched nearly from the floor to the
- ceiling. Something seemed odd about the mirror, but I couldn't put
- my finger on what it was. Along the long wall opposite the entrance
- door stood an SCA WOLFF tanning bed (which looked somewhat like a
- giant metal-and-plastic hotdog bun) and another loveseat. The floor
- was thickly carpeted, just like the floor of the salon's waiting
- room. "This is really nice!" I said to Hal, and he nodded and smiled
- and replied, "the nice stuff is yet to come." He quickly showed me
- how to operate the tanning bed, then said, "I better get back to the
- front desk. Have fun, and I'll see ya again in a while!" Then he
- left the room and closed the door.
-
- I stripped off my clothes, set the bed's timer to twenty minutes, and
- reclined on the bed. Small goggles hung from the top half of the
- tanning bed on a string, and I placed them over my eyes. Then I hit
- the START button on the wall and pulled the top half of the bed down
- over me. My whole body become bathed in uniform warmth.
-
- Given little else to do, my horny mind began to imagine things. I
- imagined that I was a beautiful girl lying on the bed, my flawless
- curves illuminated by the brightly glowing UV tubes. I ran my hands
- slowly up and down my legs, and in my mind they were gorgeous,
- sensuous, silky female legs. My cock began to rise as my mind saw
- the hands sliding up the smooth shins, then caressing the lovely
- thighs and rising slowly up to wonderful sexy hips. The hands
- continued to travel up her (my) body, until they were next to the
- wonderful boobs, the nipples almost touching the inside of the top
- part of the bed. Then the hands move toward each other, piling the
- titflesh up, pressing the nipples up against the warm, clear plastic
- that shielded the UV tubes. Caressing, squeezing, oohhh my cock was
- really rising now as I thought of her lucky hands squeezing those
- breasts, and the camera of my mind zoomed back to show this
- incredible female, her knees rising and lowering as she played with
- herself. My cock hardened even more at the thought that this really
- might be happening in one or more of the other rooms right here in
- this salon! But of course I would not get to see it. A guy like me
- never gets to see or experience such beauty, only guys like that
- Neanderthal with the two girlfriends. My hardon began to deflate
- with such a depressing thought, and my mind hurried to correct the
- situation by restoring the image of the beautiful woman lying right
- where I was now. My cock rose again as one her hands continued to
- massage a breast, as the other slid down toward her pussy. The image
- played on in my head as my hands followed along on my own body, until
- the bed turned off with a "THUNK" and interrupted my blissful
- thoughts. My body instantly felt 20 degrees cooler, and I pushed the
- top of the bed up. I was about to get up when my dream goddess
- stepped into the room through the mirror.
-
- Actually, she didn't step THROUGH the mirror. The mirror opened up
- like a door, and she stepped in and closed it softly behind her. I
- couldn't move, or even speak, and my heart pounded as I took in the
- sight of her. My brain's logical abilities were suddenly rather
- impaired, and my first thought was that this girl had simply entered
- an occupied room by mistake. The fact that she had entered naked,
- and not through the door from the hall, took a moment to settle into
- my mind. My whole body tingled and my thoughts clouded as I looked at
- her.
-
- In one hand she had a small bottle containing of some kind of oil,
- and in her other she carried a white rose. She placed those items on
- the floor at the head of the bed, then put her hands on my shoulders
- and gently pushed me back down on my back. Her hand on my right
- shoulder began to slide downward, feeling my chest and gently rubbing
- and tickling my nipples. My mind was reeling! I let my own hand
- reach up and touch the side of her body, just above one extremely
- sexy hip. She did not seem to mind, so my fingers lightly caressed
- the smooth tan skin. The bottle of oil (I found out later that it
- was aloe vera) appeared in her other hand, and she applied a small
- amount of it to both hands and began to rub it onto my chest. Oh
- wow, those warm slippery hands felt so good as they rubbed against my
- skin! The feel of her body under my caressing fingers was even more
- delightful, and I guided them up her side and around, massaging her
- back and shoulder blades. Then my hand came back around, stopping at
- the side of her chest for a moment, then slowly pressing against a
- luscious boob and gathering it up. The big suckable nipple rose up
- as my thumb slid underneath her breast and my fingers went around the
- top and I gently squeezed that glorious mound and massaged it. Her
- hands continued to rub oil on my body, covering my sides and
- shoulders and neck, then working down to my belly and thighs and
- legs. Oh was my cock throbbing now!!
-
- Pretty soon she had fully oiled my body, and she set the bottle down
- and picked up the rose. She looked up at me and smiled, and her
- tongue poked out and licked her sensuous lips. Then she sat down on
- the bed next to my right hip, and reached out her arm to hold the
- flower right above my face. My hand was still on her breast, the
- thumb and forefinger toying with the now-hard nipple, and my other
- hand reached up and landed on her hip, gently rubbing it. She
- lowered the rose until one petal was barely touching my lips, then
- began to slide it slowly downward. It traveled across my chin, then
- down my neck and the top of my chest. She let it glide from side to
- side across my nipples, teasing and tickling them. From there it
- continued downward, and I steeled myself in anticipation as the rose
- neared my superhard meat. She twirled it around the base of my cock,
- then let the petals glide to my balls and dance around on them. Then
- she lifted the rose up and let it hover a scant millimeter above the
- tip of my cock. The rose paused there, as though rubbing its hands
- in anticipation, then descended.
-
- The feel of the petal gently grazing the tip was driving me crazy!
- She swirled it around the head, then spiraled it around and down my
- cock. I couldn't control myself any longer -- I was so consumed with
- lust! I sat up abruptly and wrapped my arms around her and embraced
- her tightly. Her breasts pressed tightly against my chest, and I
- could feel her wonderfully hard nipples slide against my skin. My
- cock was being squeezed between our bellies -- what an amazing
- feeling! My lips found hers and we kissed; a long, wet, grinding,
- lustful kiss with tongues darting in and out and exploring the
- wonders inside each other's mouth. I swung my feet around so that I
- could slowly get up, and with her still clasped tightly against me, I
- somehow made it over to the loveseat and fell into it.
-
- She was under me now, and I was all over her, kissing her hungrily
- and squeezing and kneading her boobs with my hands and grinding my
- cock against her crotch and belly. But my cock wanted more -- it
- wanted to fuck those tits! So I got up on my knees and slid forward
- until that big throbbing tool was right where it wanted to be. I put
- my hands on either side of her chest, and pressed her boobs together
- as I slid my cock in between them. She put her hands on my hips and
- gripped tightly as my love missile drove back and forth between her
- mounds, and I pressed those mouth-watering tits together until they
- were wrapped around my cock with the nipples touching each other. My
- fingers came up and toyed with her nipples, and she bent her head
- forward so that she could lick at the missile between her boobs every
- time it slid forward. Then she grabbed it with one hand and slid her
- body beneath me until my flaming member was in the range of her
- hungry mouth.
-
- I shuddered as her lips slipped around it, and she slipped it deep
- into her mouth. Ooooo it was so WARM and WET! She slipped it in and
- out, sucking on it and slurping at it with her slithering tongue.
- Then she pushed it in really deep, until her lips were around the
- base of my cock. She nibbled there and her chin rubbed against my
- balls, and I could feel the tip of my cock rubbing against the roof
- of her mouth way in back, and her tongue slipping and sliding all
- over it, and her warm breath blowing from her nose against my crotch.
- Oh man I am gonna come very soon I can't hold it much longer oh here
- it COMES and then she slipped it out of her mouth and kissed the tip.
- Then she began to STROKE it with her hand. Rubbing and pulling and
- squeezing it, first with one hand and then both hands going at it,
- and then the hot juices exploded out of it, flying onto her shoulders
- and chest. Her hands continued to jerk at it as the cum squirted, and
- my hands reached forward to spread the hot sticky juice all over her
- jiggling boobs...
-
- About a half hour later I was fully clothed again and standing at the
- front desk. "So how much do I owe you for the, uh, tanning session?"
- Hal looked up from the computer, where he was entering the info for
- my new membership, and grinned. "No charge this time around! Here
- are the rates for our regular sessions..." He handed me a piece of
- paper. "...and our SPECIAL sessions are normally six times that, but
- for you, Rob, I'll let you in for 50% off. So how many sessions do
- you want to pay for now?"
-
- There went my paycheck for the week!
-
- --- Robert E. Epps
-
-