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- | Anarchist's Cookbook |
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- 01) Demolition File # 1 11) Best
- 02) Demolition File # 2 12) Postage
- 03) Black Powder 13) Hotwire
- 04) Drugs 14) Break In
- 05) Unlawfuls 15) Hacker's Atlas
- 06) Terrorist Fun 16) Nasties
- 07) Harmless Terror 17) Poll Phun
- 08) Electronic Terror 18) Bell Trash
- 09) Bugs Dance 19) Special
- 10) K-Mart Fun 20) How to Blow up a Seagull
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- Demolition Article #1
- By: King Arthur
-
- Like all chemists I must advise you all to take the greatest care
- and caution when you are doing this. Even if you have made this stuff
- before.
-
- This first article will give you information on making
- nitroglyerin, the basic ingredient in a lot of explosives such as
- straight dynamites, and geletin dynamites.
-
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-
- Making nitroglycerin
-
- ---------------------------------------
-
- 1. Fill a 75-milliliter beaker to the 13 ml. Level with fuming
- red nitric acid, of 98% pure concentration.
-
- 2. Place the beaker in an ice bath and allow to cool below room
- temp.
-
- 3. After it has cooled, add to it three times the amount of
- fuming sulferic acid (99% h2so4). In other words, add to the
- now-cool fuming nitric acid 39 ml. Of fuming sulferic acid.
- When mixing any acids, always do it slowly and carefully to
- avoid splattering.
-
- 4. When the two are mixed, lower thier temp. By adding more ice
- to the bath, about 10-15 degrees centigrade. (Use a
- mercury-operated thermometer)
-
- 5. When the acid solution has cooled to the desired temperature,
- it is ready for the glycerin. The glycerin must be added in
- small amounts using a medicine dropper. (Read this step about
- 10 times!) Glycerin is added slowly and carefully (i mean
- careful!) Until the entire surface of the acid it covered with
- it.
-
- 6. This is a dangerous point since the nitration will take place
- as soon as the glycerin is added. The nitration will produce
- heat, so the solution must be kept below 30 degrees
- centigrade! If the solution should go above 30 degrees,
- immediately dump the solution into the ice bath! This will
- insure that it does not go off in your face!
-
- 7. For hte first ten minutes of nitration, the mixture should be
- gently stirred. In a normal reaction the nitroglycerin will
- formas a layer on top of the acid solution, while the sulferic
- acid will absorb the excess water.
-
- 8. After the nitration has taken place, and the nitroglycerin has
- formed on the top of the solution, the entire beaker should be
- transferred slowly and carefully to another beaker of water.
- When this is done the nitroglycerin will settle at the bottem
- so the other acids can be drained away.
-
- 9. After removing as much acid as posible without disturbing the
- nitroglycerin, remove the nitroglycerin with an eyedropper and
- place it in a bicarbonate of soda (sodium bicarbonate in case
- you didn't know) solution. The sodium is an alkalai and will
- nuetralize much of the acid remaining. This process should be
- repeated as much as necesarry using blue litmus paper to check
- for the presence of acid. The remaining acid only makes the
- nitroglycerin more unstable than it already is.
-
- 10. Finally! The final step is to remove the nitroglycerin from
- the bicarbonate. His is done with and eye- dropper, slowly
- and carefully. The usual test to see if nitration has been
- successful is to place one drop of the nitroglycerin on metal
- and ignite it. If it is true nitroglycerin it will burn with
- a clear blue flame.
-
- ** Caution **
- nitro is very sensative to decomposition, heating dropping, or
- jarring, and may explode if left undisturbed and cool.
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- Demoltion Article #2
-
- By: King Arthur
-
-
- I have decided to skip the article on mercury fluminate for a
- while and get right into the dynamite article.
-
- Dynamite is nothing more than just nitroglycerin and a stablizing
- agent to make it much safer to use. For the sake of saving time, I
- will abbreviate nitroglycerin with a plain NG. The numbers
- are percentages, be sure to mix these carefully and be sure to use the
- exact amounts. These percentages are in weight ratio, not volume.
-
- no. ingredients amount
- ---------------------------------------
- #1 NG 32
- sodium nitrate 28
- woodmeal 10
- ammonium oxalate 29
- guncotten 1
-
- #2 NG 24
- potassium nitrate 9
- sodium nitate 56
- woodmeal 9
- ammonium oxalate 2
-
- #3 NG 35.5
- potassium nitrate 44.5
- woodmeal 6
- guncotton 2.5
- vaseline 5.5
- powdered charcoal 6
-
- #4 NG 25
- potassium nitrate 26
- woodmeal 34
- barium nitrate 5
- starch 10
-
- #5 NG 57
- potassium nitrate 19
- woodmeal 9
- ammonium oxalate 12
- guncotton 3
-
- #6 NG 18
- sodium nitrate 70
- woodmeal 5.5
- potassium chloride 4.5
- chalk 2
-
- #7 NG 26
- woodmeal 40
- barium nitrate 32
- sodium carbonate 2
-
- #8 NG 44
- woodmeal 12
- anhydrous sodium sulfate 44
-
- #9 NG 24
- potassium nitrate 32.5
- woodmeal 33.5
- ammonium oxalate 10
-
- #10 NG 26
- potassium nitrate 33
- woodmeal 41
-
- #11 NG 15
- sodium nitrate 62.9
- woodmeal 21.2
- sodium carbonate .9
-
- #12 NG 35
- sodium nitrate 27
- woodmeal 10
- ammonium oxalate 1
-
- #13 NG 32
- potassium nitrate 27
- woodmeal 10
- ammonium oxalate 30
- guncotton 1
-
- #14 NG 33
- woodmeal 10.3
- ammonium oxalate 29
- guncotton .7
- potassium perchloride 27
-
- #15 NG 40
- sodium nitrate 45
- woodmeal 15
-
- #16 NG 47
- starch 50
- guncotton 3
-
- #17 NG 30
- sodium nitrate 22.3
- woodmeal 40.5
- potassium chloride 7.2
-
- #18 NG 50
- sodium nitrate 32.6
- woodmeal 17
- ammonium oxalate .4
-
- #19 NG 23
- potassium nitrate 27.5
- woodmeal 37
- ammonium oxalate 8
- barium nitrate 4
- calcium carbonate .5
-
- Household equivalants for chemicles
-
- It has come to my attention that m any of these chemicles are
- sold under brand names, or have household equivalants. here is a list
- that might help you out.
-
- acetic acid vinegar
- aluminum oxide alumia
- aluminum potassium sulfate alum
- aluminum sulfate alum
- ammonium hydroxide ammonia
- carbon carbonate chalk
- calcium hypochloride bleaching powder
- calcium oxide lime
- calcium sulfate plaster of paris
- carbonic acid seltzer
- carbon tetrachloride cleaning fluid
- ethylene dichloride Dutch fluid
- ferric oxide iron rust
- glucose corn syrup
- graphite pencil lead
- hydrochloric acid muriatic acid
- hydrogen peroxide peroxide
- lead acetate sugar of lead
- lead tetrooxide red lead
- magnesium silicate talc
- magnesium sulfate Epsom salts
- naphthalene mothballs
- phenol carbolic acid
- potassium bicarbonate cream of tartar
- potassium chromium sulf. chrome alum
- potassium nitrate saltpeter
- sodium dioxide sand
- sodium bicarbonate baking soda
- sodium borate borax
- sodium carbonate washing soda
- sodium chloride salt
- sodium hydroxide lye
- sodium silicate water glass
- sodium sulfate glauber's salt
- sodium thiosulfate photographer's hypo
- sulferic acid battery acid
- sucrose cane sugar
- zinc chloride tinner's fluid
-
- Keep this list handy at all times. If you can't seem to get one
- or more of the ingredients try another one. If you still can't, you
- can always buy sm all amounts from your school, or maybe from various
- chemical companies. When you do that, be sure to say as little as
- possible, if during the school year, and they ask, say it's for a
- experement for school.
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- Improvising Black Powder
- By: Mr. Byte-Zap
-
-
- Black powder can be prepared in a simple, safe manner. It may be
- used as blasting or gun powder.
-
- Material required:
- -----------------
-
- potassium nitrate, granulated, 3 cups
-
- wood charcoal, powdered, 2 cups
-
- sulfur, powdered, 1/2 cup
-
- alcohol, 5 pints (whiskey, rubbing alcohol, etc.)
-
- Water, 3 cups
-
- heat source
-
- 2 buckets -- each 2 gallon capacity, at least one of which is heat
- resistant (metal, ceramic, etc.)
-
- Flat window screening, at least 1 ft. Square
-
- large wooden stick
-
- cloth, at least 2 ft. Square
-
-
- note: the above amounts will yield 2 ounds of black powder. However,
- only the ratios of the amounts of the ingredients are important.
- Thus, for twice as much black powder, double all quantities
- used.
-
- Procedure:
- ---------
-
- 1) place alcohol in one of the buckets
-
- 2) place potassium nitrate, charcoal, and sulfur in the heat resistant
- bucket. Add 1 cup water and mix thoroughly with wooden stick until
- all ingredients are dissolved.
-
- 3) Add remaining water (2 cups) to mixture. Place bucket on heat
- source and stir until small bubbles begin to form.
-
- Caution: do not boil mixture. Be sure all mixture stays wet. If any
- is dry, as on sides of pan, it may ignite.
-
- 4) Remove bucket from heat and pour mixture into alcohol while
- stirring vigorously
-
- 5) let alcohol stand about 5 minutes. Strain mixture through cloth to
- obtain black powder. Discard liquid. Wrap cloth around black
- powder and squeeze to remove all excess liquid.
-
- 6) Place screening over dry bucket. Place workable amount of damp
- powder on screen and granulate by rubbing solid through screen
-
- note: if granulated particles appear to stick together and change
- shape, recombine entire batch of powder and repeat steps 5 & 6.
-
- 7) Spread granulated powder on flat dry surface so that layer about
- 1/2 inch is formed. Allow to dry. Use radiator , or direct
- sunlight. This should be dried as soon as possible, preferably in
- one hour. The longer the drying period, the less effective the
- black powder.
-
- Caution: remove from heat as soon as granules are dry. Black powder
- is now ready for use.
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- Wierd Drugs
- By: Pa Bell
-
-
-
- Bananas:
-
- 1. Obtain 15 pounds of ripe yellow bananas
-
- 2. Peel all and eat the fruit. Save the peelings
-
- 3. Scrape all the insides of the peels with a sharp knife.
-
- 4. Put all the scraped material in a large pot and add water.
-
- 5. Boil 3 or 4 hours until it has attained a solid paste considtency.
-
- 6. Spread paste onto cookie sheets and dry in ofen for about 20
- minutes. This will result in fine black powder. Usually one will
- feel the effects after smoking three to four cigarettes.
-
- Cough syrup:
-
- mix robitussion a-c with an equal amount of ginger ale and drink. The
- effect are sedation and euphoria. Never underestimate the effects of
- any drug! You can od on cough syrup!
-
- Toads:
-
- 1. Collect five to ten toads, frogs will not work. The best kind are
- tree toads.
-
- 2. Kill them as painlessly as possible, and skin immediately.
-
- 3. Allow the skins to dry in a refrigerator four four to five days, or
- until the skins are brittle.
-
- 4. Now crush the skins into powder and smoke. Due to its bad taste you
- can mix it with a more fragrent smoking medium.
-
- Nutmeg:
-
- 1. Take several whole nutmegs and grind them up in an old grinder.
-
- 2. After the nutmegs are ground. Place in a mortar and pulverize with
- a pestle.
-
- 3. The usual dosage is about 10 or 15 g rams. A larger dose may
- produce excessive thirst,anxiety,and rapid hart beat, but
- hallucinations are rare.
-
- Peanuts:
-
- 1. Take 1 pound of raw peanuts (not roasted)
-
- 2. Shell them, saving the skins and discarding the shells.
-
- 3. Eat the nuts.
-
- 4. Grind up the skins and smoke them.
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- The Book Of The Unlawfuls
- By: Shadowspawn
-
-
- -=] Section I [=-
- -=] Bombs [=-
- --- ----- ---
-
- House Hold equivalants
- ----- ---- -----------
-
- Name Equivalant
- ---- ----------
- acetic acid vinegar
- aluminum oxide alumia
- aluminum potassium sulfate alum
- aluminum sulfate alum
- ammonium hydroxide ammonia
- carbon carbonate chalk
- carbon tetrachloride cleaning fluid
- calcium hypochloride bleaching powder
- calcium oxide lime
- calcium sulfate plaster of paris
- carbonic acid seltzer
- ethylene dichloride dutch fluid
- ferric oxide iron rust
- glucose corn syrup
- graphite pencil lead
- hydrochloric acid muriatic acid
- hydrogen peroxide peroxide
- lead acetate sugar of lead
- lead tetrooxide red lead
- magesium silicate talc
- magesium sulfate Epsom salts
- naphthalene mothballs
- phenol carbolic acid
- potassium bicarbonate cream of tarter
- potassium chromium sulfate chrome alum
- potassium nitrate saltpeter
- sodium dioxide sand
- sodium bicarbonate baking soda
- sodium borate borax
- sodium carbonate washing soda
- sodium choride salt
- sodium hydroxide lye
- sodium silicate water glass
- sodium sulfate glaubers' salt
- sodium thiosulfate photographers hypo
- sulferic acid battery acid
- sucrose cane sugar
- zinc choride tinner's fluid
- ------------ --------------
-
- -=] Smoke Bomb [=-
- --- ----- ---- ---
-
- Mix:
- 4 parts sugar
- 6 parts potassium nitrate
-
- Heat:
- over low flame till melts stir well, then pour into container. Before
- it soldifies, put a few matches in for fuses.
-
- *One pound of this stuff will fill a block nicely with a thick cloud
- of white smoke*
-
- -=] Generic bomb [=-
- --- ------- ---- ---
-
- 1) Aquire a glass container
- 2) Put in a few drops of gasoline
- 3) Cap the top
- 4) Now turn the container around to coat the inner surfaces and then
- evaporates
- 5) Add a few drops of potassium permanganate (<-Get this stuff from a
- snake bite kit)
- 6) The bomb is detonated by throwing aganist a solid object.
-
- *AFTER THROWING THIS THING RUN LIKE HELL THIS THING PACKS ABOUT 1/2
- STICK OF DYNAMITE*
-
- -=] Section II [=-
- -=] Hacking [=-
- --- ------- ---
-
- -=] Conferance calls [=-
- --- ---------- ----- ---
- *I recomend that you do this local*
-
- To make a conference call with as many people you want, just call the
- operator ("0") and say "Hello, I'd like to make a conference call."
- Then give the (first) Names (not pirate names, ether) and the phone
- #'s of the people you want to call And she'll do it.(hint: make sure
- that the people you are callin are expecting it. because its damn
- annoying to be talking to 3 people and having the third be busy for
- the whole time
-
- -=] Charge-a-call phones [=-
- --- ------------- ------ ---
-
- On a charge-a-call phone (there blue but dont have any coin slots)
- take a hex wrench (with a hole in the middle) and remove the screw in
- the middle for an extention!
-
- -=] Free calls [=-
- --- ---- ----- ---
-
- From a pay phone, (the kind that gives you a dial tone AFTER you put
- in the dime) and drop in your dime. Then dial the #, then put another
- dime in! It'll come back out when you finish your call.
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- More Fun Stuff for Terrorists
- By: Anselot the Slayer
-
-
- ------------
- Carbide Bomb
- ------------
-
- This is EXTREMELY DANGEROUS. Exercise extreme caution.... Obtain some
- calcium carbide. This is the stuff that is used in carbide lamps and
- can be found at nearly any hardware store. Take a few pieces of this
- stuff (it looks like gravel) and put it in a glass jar with some
- water. Put a lid on tightly. The carbide will react with the water to
- produce acetylene carbonate which is similar to the gas used in
- cutting torches. Eventually the glass with explode from internal
- pressure. If you leave a burning rag nearby, you will get a nice
- fireball!
-
- -------------------------
- Portable Grenade Launcher
- -------------------------
-
- If you have a bow, this one is for you. Remove the ferrule from an
- aluminum arrow, and fill the arrow with black powder (I use grade
- FFFF, it burns easy)and then glue a shotshell primer into the hole
- left where the ferrule went. Next, glue a BB on the primer, and you
- are ready to go! Make sure no one is nearby.... Little shreds of
- aluminim go all over the place!!
-
- --------------------------
- Auto Exhaust Flame Thrower
- --------------------------
-
- For this one, all you need is a car, a sparkplug, ignition wire and a
- switch. Install the spark plug into the last four or five inches of
- the tailpipeby drilling a hole that the plug can screw into easily.
- Attach the wire (this is regular insulated wire) to one side of the
- switch and to the spark plug. The other side of the switch is attached
- to the positive terminal on the battery. With the car running, simply
- hit the switch and watch the flames fly!!! Again be careful that no
- one is behind you! I have seen some of these flames go 20 feet!!!
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- Harmless Terror
- By: The Prowler
-
-
-
- To all those who do not wish to inflict bodily damage on their victems
- but only terror.
-
- These are weapons that should be used from high places.
-
- 1) The flour bomb.
- Take a wet paper towel and pour a given amount of baking flour in
- the center. Then wrap it up and put on a rubber band to keep it
- together. When thrown it will fly well but when it hits, it covers
- the victim with the flower or causes a big puff of flour which will
- put the victim in terror since as far as they are concerned, some
- strange white powder is all over them. This is a cheap method of
- terror and for only the cost of a roll of paper towels and a bag of
- flour you and your friends can have loads of fun watching people
- flee in panic.
-
- 2) Smoke bomb projectile.
- All you need is a bunch of those little round smoke bombs and a
- wrist rocket or any sling-shot. Shoot the smoke bombs and watch the
- terror since they think it will blow up!
-
- 3) Rotten eggs (good ones)
- take some eggs and get a sharp needle and poke a small hole in the
- top of each one. Then let them sit in a warm place for about a
- week. Then you've got a bunch of rotten eggs that will only smell
- when they hit.
-
- 4) Glow in the dark terror.
- Take one of those tubes of glow in the dark stuff and pour the
- stuff on whatever you want to throw and when it gets on the victim,
- they think it's some deadly chemical or a radioactive substance so
- they run in total panic. This works especially well with flower
- bombs since a gummy, glowing substance gets all over the victim.
-
- 5) Fizzling panic.
- Take a baggie of a water-baking soda solution and seal it. (Make
- sure there is no air in it since the solution will form a gas and
- you don't want it to pop on you.) Then put it in a bigger plastic
- bag and fill it with vinegar and seal it. When thrown, the two
- substances will mix and cause a violently bubbling substance to go
- all over the victim.
-
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- Electronic Terrorism
- By: King Tut
-
-
-
- It starts when a big, dumb lummox rudely insults you. Being of a
- rational, intelligent disposition, you wisely choose to avoid a
- (direct) confrontation. But as he laughs in your face, you smile
- inwardly---your revenge is already planned.
-
- Step 1: follow your victim to his locker, car, or house. Once you
- have chosen your target site, lay low for a week or more,
- letting your anger boil.
-
- Step 2: in the mean time, assemble your versatile terrorist
- kit(details below.)
-
- Step 3: plant your kit at the desig- nated target site on a monday
- morning between the hours of 4:00 am and 6:00 am. Include a
- calm, suggestive note that quietly hints at the possibility
- of another attack. Do not write it by hand! An example of
- an effective note:
-
- "don't be such a jerk, or the
- next one will take off your
- hand. Have a nice day."
-
- Notice how the calm tone instills fear. As if written by a
- homicidal psychopath.
-
- Step 5: choose a strategic location overlooking the target site. Try
- to position yourself in such a way that you can see his
- facial contortions.
-
- Step 6: sit back and enjoy the fireworks!
-
-
- Assembly of the versatile, economic, and effective terrorist kit #1:
-
- the parts you'll need are:
- 1) 4 aa batteries
- 2) 1 9-volt battery
- 3) 1 spdt mini relay (radio shack)
- 4) 1 rocket engine(smoke bomb or m-80)
- 5) 1 solar ignitor (any hobby store)
- 6) 1 9-volt battery connector
-
- step 1: take the 9-volt battery and wire it through the relay's coil.
- This circuit should also include a pair of contacts that when
- separated cut off this circuit. These contacts should be
- held together by trapping them between the locker,mailbox, or
- car door. Once the door is opened, the contacts fall apart
- and the 9-volt circuit is broken, allowing
- the relay to fall to the closed postion thus closing the
- ignition circuit. (If all this is confusing take a look at
- the schematic below.)
-
- Step 2: take the 4 aa batteries and
- wire them in succession. Wire the positive terminal of one
- to the negative terminal of another, until all four are
- connected except one positive terminal and one negative
- terminal. Even though the four aa batteries only combine to
- create 6 volts, the increase in amperage is necessary to
- activate the solar ignitor quickly and effectively.
-
- Step 3: take the battery pack (made in step 2) and wire one end of it
- to the relay's single pole and the other end to one prong of
- the solar ignitor. Then wire the other prong of the solar
- ignitor back to the open position on the relay.
-
- Step 4: using double sided carpet tape mount the kit in his locker,
- mailbox, or car door. And last, insert the solar ignitor
- into the rocket engine (smoke bomb or m-80).
-
- Your kit is now complete!
-
-
- ---------><---------
- I (CONTACTS) I
- I I
- I --- (9 VOLT)
- I - (BATTERY)
- I ---
- I I
- I (COIL) I
- ------///////-------
- /-----------
- / I
- / I
- / I
- (SWITCH) I I
- I I
- I --- (BATTERY)
- I - ( PACK )
- I ---
- I I
- I I
- ---- -----
- I I
- *
- (SOLAR IGNITOR)
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- How to Make Bugs Breakdance
- By: The Daredevil
-
-
-
- Hello, name's Daredevil. I am about to present you with step by
- step instructions on how to make insects and such to dance around like
- Michael Jackson. Havoc Chaos and I figured this out while over at
- Havoc's home. Bugs can breakdance, despite popular belief!
-
- The first thing you will need is a neat pair of tweezers. Their use
- will become obvious later in this SoftDoc. While tweezers work best,
- I also recommend scissors and (oops.) exacto-knives for those without
- shaky hands.
-
- The next thing you will need is a bug. I highly recommend flies, as
- they are abundant, and nobody really misses them. Some people get
- angry if you use insects like spiders or crickets. (Don't ask me,
- darn those enviromentalists.)
-
- Flies can be found around window sills, fresh meat, or any
- beer-guzzling father. They are pretty much easy to trap, but the catch
- is that you'll need them alive. Fly swatters and newspapers should not
- be used to catch these little buggers. Horse flies also are not
- recommended, as they are supposed to bite. (Hey, i've never been
- bitten. If you have, send me E-Mail, okay? -DD) The common house
- fly works best.
-
- Now, capturing these pests alive is the thing. Get a glass or
- something, and trap it. Wait a while, and watch it fly feebly around
- the jar looking for a way out. If you're smarter than you look, it
- won't get out. It's real fun to shake the jar and stun the sucker.
-
- Take the fly from the jar with a 'kleenex' or something of the like,
- and hold it so it's pitiful wings are accessable to you. Now, with the
- tweezers I mentioned above, pull his wings off.
-
- (AUTHORS NOTE: Some lesser minds have accually called me 'sadistic'
- because of the fact that I pull flies wings off. Well, you don't hear
- them complaining, do you? -DD)
-
- Anyways, now that his wings are gone, all he can do is hop and run
- around like a complete fool. Now, here's the fun part.(What do you
- mean, pulling the wings off was the fun part!?)
-
- The first trick is to teach it the backspin. Put your new-found pet
- in the (a) corner in your room. The fly will then attempt to climb
- the wall. But, the poor, pitiful creature won't make it. He will
- fall to the dusty floor onto his back. This is where you come in. If
- he isn't spinning around, then give him a little help. They will be
- back-spinning in no time at all!
-
- You'll notice that flies without wings jump around a lot. This
- really looks like a neat act, and they can really jump far. (Coming
- next: Fly Olympics? Nahhh...)
-
- To make a fly moonwalk, watch it as it crawls around on your dresser
- top. Give it a fling with your index finger, and it will almost "fly"
- across the space it's in! Not only does it go backwards, but upside
- down, rightside up, right, left, north, south, etc...
-
- My favorite trick is to get a paper plate(You know, the cheap ones
- your mother buys from K-Mart...) and put your friend on top of the
- plate. Bounce him up and down on the plate, and watch him attempt to
- walk afterwards. It's really neat.
-
- Well, this is just about all of the neat little tricks you can do
- with bugs. You can take up boring Sunday afternoons with this
- pasttime, and maybe we'll se a breakdancing bugs contest one of these
- days. Maybe not.
-
- (ANOTHER AUTHOR'S NOTE: Lord Omega of Shadow Keep BBS suggests to
- spray them with 'Windex' and other household items. They really get
- weird, according to him.)
-
- I just also wanted to point out that Havoc the Chaos's Stepmother
- warned us that pulling wings off of flies was beginning signs of
- insanity. We are not in ANY way responsible for people's sanity,
- after they take up this sport. It was rumored that Charles Manson
- liked to play with flies...
-
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-
- How to Have Fun at K-Mart
- By: The Daredevil
-
-
-
- Well, first off, one must realise the importance of K-Marts in
- society today. First off, K-Marts provide things cheaper to those who
- can't afford to shop at higher quality stores. Although, all I ever
- see in there is minorities and Senior Citizens, and the poor people in
- our city. Personally, I wouldn't be caught dead in there. But, once,
- I did.
-
- You see, once, after The Moon Roach and Havoc Chaos(Dear friends of
- mine) and I were exploring such fun things as rooftops, we came along
- a K-Mart. Amused, and cold for that matter, we wandered in. The
- Tension mounts.
-
- As we walked up to the entrance, we were nearly attacked by Youth
- Groups selling cheap cookies, and wheelchair sticken people selling
- American Flags. After laughing at these people, we entered. This is
- where the real fun begins...
-
- First, we wandered around the store, and turned on all the blue
- lights we could find. That really distracts and confuses the
- attendents...Fun to do...
-
- The first neat thing, is to go to the section of the store where
- they sell computers. Darkness engulf the earth the day they find Apple
- Computers being sold there. Instead, lesser computers like the
- laughable Vic-20 can be found there...Turn it on, and make sure
- nobody's looking...Then, once in Basic, type...
-
- ]10 PRINT "Fuck the world! Anarchy Rules!" (or something to that
- effect.)
- ]20 GOTO 10 and walk away.
-
- Also, set the sample radios in the store to a santanic rock station,
- and turn the radio off. Then, set the alarm for two minutes ahead of
- the time displayed there. Turn the volume up all the way, and walk
- away. After about two minutes, you will see the clerk feebly attempt
- to turn the radio down or off. It's really neat to set ten or more
- radios to different stations, and walk away.
-
- One of my favorite things to do, is to get onto the intercom system
- of the store. Easier typed then done. First, check out the garden
- department. You say there's no attendent there? Good. Sneak
- carefully over to the phone behind the cheap counter there, and pick
- it up. Dial the number corrisponding to the item that says 'PAGE'...
- And talk. You will note that your voice will echo all over the bowels
- of K-Mart.
-
- I would suggest announcing something on the lines of:"Anarchy
- rules!!"
-
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-
- The Best of The Station
- By: The Prowler
-
-
-
-
- <-> Mace Substitute <->
- 3 PARTS: Alchohol
- 1/2 PARTS: Iodine
- 1/2 PARTS: Salt
-
- Or:
-
- 3 PARTS: Alchohol
- 1 PARTS: Iodized Salt (Mortons)
-
- It's not actual mace, but it does a
- damn good job on the eyes...
-
- <-> CO2 Canister Bomb <->
-
- Take a Co2 canister and cut the top almost off but leave a little to
- form a hinge. Let out the Co2 and insert a M80 into it. Insert fuse
- throught hole in top. Close the top by welding or epoxy glue. When
- ready to ignite just light... Pretty neat eh?
-
- <-> Unstable Explosives <->
-
- Mix solid Nitric Iodine with househould ammonia. Wait overnight and
- then pour off the liquid. You will be left with a muddy substance. Let
- this dry till it hardens. Now throw it at something!!!!
-
- <-> Jug Bomb <->
-
- Take a glass jug, and put 3 to 4 drops of gasoline into it. Then put
- the cap on, and swish the gas around so the inner surface of the jug
- is coated. Then add a few drops of potassium permanganate solution
- into it and cap it. To blow it up, either throw it at something, or
- roll it at something.
-
- <-> Hindenberg Bomb <->
-
- Needed:
-
- 1 Balloon
- 1 Bottle
- 1 Liquid Plumr
- 1 Piece Aluminum FoilL
- 1 Length Fuse
-
- Fill the bottle 3/4 full with Liquid Plumr and add a little piece of
- aluminum foil to it. Put the balloon over the neck of the bottle until
- the balloon is full of the resulting gas. This is highly flammable
- hydrogen. Now tie the baloon. Now light the fuse, and let it rise.
- When the fuse contacts the balloon, watch out!!!
-
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-
- Free Postage!!
- By: TAP Magazine
-
-
-
- The increasing cost of postage to mail letters and packages is
- bringing down our standard of living. To remedy this deplorable
- situation, some counter control measures can be applied.
-
- For example, if the stamps on a letter are coated with Elmer's
- Glue by the sender, the cancellation mark will not destroy the stamp:
- the Elmer/s drives to form an almost invisible coating that protects
- the stamps from the cancellation ink. Later, the receiver of the
- letter can remove the cancellation mark with water and reuse the
- stamps. Furthermore, ecological saving will also result from recycling
- the stamps. Help save a tree.
-
- The glue is most efficently applied with a brush with stiff,
- short bristles. Just dip the brush directly into the glue and spread
- it on evenly, covering the entire surface of the stamp. It will dry
- in about 15 minutes.
-
- For mailing packages, just follow the same procedure as outlined
- above; however, the package should be weighed and checked to make sure
- that it has the correct amount of postage on it before it is taken to
- the Post Office.
-
- Removing the cancellation and the glue from the stamps can be
- easily accomplished by soaking the stamps in warm water until they
- float free from the paper. The stamps can then be put onto a paper
- towel to dry. Processing stamps in large batches saves time too.
- Also, it may be helpful to write the word 'Elmer' at the top of the
- letter (not on the envelope) to cue the receiving party in that the
- stamps have been protected with the glue.
-
- We all know that mailing packages can be expensive. And we also
- know that the handicapped are sometimes discriminated against in jobs.
- The Government, being the generous people they are, have given the
- blind free postal service.
-
- Simply address you envelope as usual, and make one modification.
- In the corner where the stamp would go, write in (or stamp) the words
- 'FREE MATTER FOR THE BLIND". Then drop you package or letter in one
- of the blue fedral mailboxes. DO NOT TAKE THE LETTER TO THE POST
- OFFICE, OR LEAVE IT IN YOUR MAILBOX.
-
- Sounds very nice of the government to do this, right? Well, they
- aren't that nice. The parcel is sent library rate, that is below
- third class. It may take four to five days to send a letter to just
- the next town.
-
- This too is quite simple, but less effective. Put the address
- that you are sending the letter to as the return address. If you were
- sending a $20 donation to the pirate's Chest, you would put our
- address (po box 644, lincoln ma. 01773) as the return address.
-
- Then you would have to be carless and forget to put the stamp on
- the envelope. A nice touch is to put a bullshit address in the center
- of the envelope.
-
- Again, you MUST drop the letter in a FEDRAL mailbox. If the post
- office doesn't send the letter to the return address for having no
- stamp, they will send it back for the reason of "No such address".
-
- Example--
-
- Pirates Chest
- P.O. Box 644
- Lincol, Ma.
- 01773
-
- Tom Bullshit
- 20 Fake Road
- What Ever, XX
- 99851
-
-
- One last thing you might try doing is soaking a cancelled stamp
- off of an envelope, and gluing it onto one you are sending. Then burn
- the stamp, leaveing a little bit to show that there was one there.
-
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-
- How to Hotwire a Car
- By: The Marauder
-
-
-
-
- The easiest way is to just get under the dashboard and start
- crossing wires. Of course this could short out the entire electrical
- system so there is a better way.
-
- When you get in the car, look under the dash. If it's enclosed then
- don't bother. Most new cars are like this unfortunately. However you
- could cut through the dash. If you do cut just do it near the
- ignition.
-
- Once you get behind or near the ignition, look for two red wires. In
- older cars this was the standard color code. If they aren't there
- you'll just have to try whatever else you can find.
-
- Pull out the two wires and cross them. The car should start.
-
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-
- How to Break In to a House
- By: Jim Meeker
-
-
-
- Okay You Need:
- 1. Tear Gas or Mace
- 2. A BB/Pelet Gun
- 3. An Ice Pick
- 4. Thick Gloves
-
- What You Do Is:
-
- 1. Call the ###-#### of the house, or ring doorbell, To find out if
- they're home.
-
- 2. If they're not home then...
-
- 3. Jump over the fence or walk through gate (whatever).
-
- 4. If you see a dog give him the mace or tear gas.
-
- 5. Put the gloves on!!!!!!!
-
- 6. Shoot the BB gun slightly above the window locks.
-
- 7. Push the ice-pick through the hole (made by the BB gun).
-
- 8. Enter window.
-
- 9. FIRST...Find the LIVING ROOM. (they're neat things there!).
-
- 10. Then goto the Bed-room to get a pillow case. Put the goodies in
- the pillow case.
-
- 11. Get out <-* FAST! -*>
-
-
- Notes: You should have certian targets worked out (like computers,
- Radios, Ect.,Ect.). Also <-* NEVER *-> Steal from your own
- neigborhood. If you think they have an alarm...<-* FORGET IT! *->.
-
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-
- %*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%
- * *
- % HACKER'S ATLAS %
- * *
- %*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%
- * *
- % RAGON/WYV/BOF %
- * LTD *
- % PRESENTATION! %
- * *
- %*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%
-
- WRITTEN BY : THE WYVERN
-
- HOLLOW HILLS...[805]/682-5148
-
- #^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#
-
- NOW INTO THE SUBJECT OF HACKING , THIS
- FILE SHOULD GIVE ALL OF YOU PEOPLE OUT
- THERE WHO ARE BORED AND HAVE NOTHING TO
- DO, SOMETHING TO DO... IF IT DOESNT
- THEN I GUESS IT DOESNT. LOOK FOR ISSUE
- 2 WHICH IS COMMING SOON.
-
- HOW BOUT SOME INTERNATIONAL NUMBERS?
-
- QUEEN ELIZABETH LOVES TO TALK TO
- COMPUTER HACKERS AND CAN USUALLY BE
- REACHED AT 011-441-930-482...
-
- SOME OTHER MISC ONES :
-
- LODON RADIO 44-1-246-8035
- DIALING INSTRUCTIONS 44-1-246-8017
- CIVIL EMERGENCIES 44-1-246-8088
-
- A FUN THING TO DO IS....SOMETIMES WHEN
- YOU ARE CALLING A FRIEND, BOARD OR
- WHATEVER YOU WILL GET A CROSS LINE
- (USUALLY LONG DISTANCE) WHERE YOU CAN
- HERE SOME OTHER LOZERS TALKING, WELL
- ITS PRETTY FUN TO LISTEN INTO THEIR
- CONVERSATIONS...I HAVE HEARD SOME VERY
- INTERESTING ONES...IF YOU ARE LUCKY
- THEY WILL BE ABLE TO SORTA HEAR YOU,
- AND THATS WHEN YOU DO STUFF LIKE "THIS
- IS AN EMERGENCY INTERUPTION, PLEASE
- HANG UP IMEDIATLY AND PREPARE FOR AN
- EMEGENCY CALL" OR START CUSSING THEM
- OUT OR ANYHTING YOU WANT TO DO!
-
- SO ANYWAY FOR ALL YOU DIAL-A-"NUTS" OUT
- THERE YOU MIGHT AS WELL PICK UP SOME
- NEW INTERESTS AND CALL
-
- DIAL-A-FAG 415-685-6790
- DIAL-A-TEENAGER 714-346-7673
- DIAL-A-ATHEIST 213-254-4914
- DIAL-A-IDIOT 212-934-9090
-
- MAYBE YOUR THE KIND THAT LIKES TO
- LISTEN TO RECORDINGS? WELL THEN HOW
- ABOUT CALLING 512-472-9941 AND
- LISTENING TO THE "INSERT 25 CENT"
- RECORDING A COUPLE HUNDRED TIMES?
-
- HERE ARE SOME CARRIER NUMBERS IN 805
-
- 683-3831
- 3832
- 3833
- 3834
- 3835
-
- AS FAR AS I KNOW THEY ALL BELONG TO
- A CORP. CALLED SIGNAL TECH., THE FIRST
- ONE IS AT LEAST, HIT RETURN A FEW TIMES
- AND THERE YOU ARE, HACKING TIME.
-
- SHEESH? STILL BORED EH? WELL WHY NOT
- GO AHEAD AND GET ONA 6 WAY CONFERENCE
- !??! GTE ON FROM 7-9PM (EASTERN STAND.)
- 301-736-3070....
-
- OPERATOR TRUNK [LR*2II)X]
-
- (TRY THESE IN THAT TRUNK!)
-
- CONFERENCE OPERATOR XXX+11511
- COIN REFUND OPERATOR XXX+181
-
- NAW, YOUR THE 800 EXTENDER TYPE EH?
- WELL GET OUT YOUR PROGRAM AND HACK
- THESE BABYS:
-
- 1-800-22-1950
- NONONONO THE ABOVE IS SHIT LETS TRY
- TO START AGAIN :
-
- 1-800-221-1950
- 8190
- 5670
- 5430
- 5665
- 223-7854
- 243-7854
- 255-2255
- 327-0005
- 0326
- 2703
- 6713
- 9136
- 9895
- 547-6754
- 237-2618 (CODE : 115342 MAY WORK)
-
- WELL IM NOT SURE WHICH NUMBER IT IS
- BUT ITS EITHER
-
- 1-805-965-3608
- 6308
-
- ANYWAYS THATS SOME STATE FARM INSURANCE
- RECORDING MACHINE, AND AS FAR AS I KNOW
- YOUR PHONE BUTTONS 0-9 WILL DO STUFF
- LIKE REWIND, FAST FORWARD, READ, LEAVE
- MSGS, ETC, ILL HAVE MORE INFO ON IT IN
- THE NEXT ATLAS!
-
- EXTENDERS....322-1415, 255-2255
- NEWSNET......215-668-2645
- (IF YOU NEED PASSES FOR NEWSNET I
- UNDERSTANMD A GUY ON SHERWOOD ///
- (914-352-6543) BY THE NAME OF PRINCE
- TANA (SP?) HAS THEM...
-
- XEROX COMPUTING 312-922-4601
- ON:XC56TS
- PW:[HIT RETURN]
-
- 800-621-3026 SPECIAL OPERATOR
- 205-235-6205 ARMY POST
- 713-241-6421 SHELL OIL
- 800-323-7751 MCI MAIL
- 800-233-3312
- 800-223-2283 CITY BANKS
- 800-223-3450 WUI SAFE
-
- SAY GUYS HERE ARE SOME BEAUTY GIVE
- AWAYS FOR YOU :
-
- WARNER 228-3333 (PWS ON KNOWN (AWW))
-
- ACCURAY (K00L SYSTEM)
- 261-2140
- ENTER
- GAMES
-
- ???????
- 436-9687
- 6/24
- JOHN12
-
- OHIO STATE
- LIBRARY...
- (LOGON IN HALF DUP.)
- 422-5025
- (MORE ON USING THIS IN NEXT ATLAS)
-
- ALL OF THE ABOVE ARE IN THE 614 AREA
- CODE. IN THE NEXT ATLAS THE NUMBER
- FOR WENDY'S COMPUTER!
-
- MISC. 614-481 EXCHANGE :
-
- 8049
- 8194
- 8754
- 8764
- 8771
-
- (ALL ABOVE WITH CARRIER)
-
- TRAVELNET : 800-521-8400 (VOICE 800
- EXTENDER)
-
- [) HEY GUYS! THESE GUYS LOVE YOU:
-
- THE PENTAGON......202-694-0814
- WATERGATE.........202-965-2900
- WHITE HOUSE.......202-456-1414
-
- HERE ARE SOME PRESSES FOR YOU TO CALL:
-
- RONNIE'S PRESS 800-424-9009 (?)
- WHITE HOUSE " 800-248-0151
-
- HERE ARE SOME REAL NICE ONES:
-
- 213 AREA CODE
-
- 974-6624 DEATH RECORDS INFO
- 6621 BIRTH REOCRDS INFO
-
- *** MORE MISC. NUMBERS ***
-
- LOWELL U....617-459-0159
- RECORD A VOICE....800-858-9313
-
- *** A FEW EXTENDERS ***
-
- 1-800-547-1784
- 323-8126
- 521-8000
- 743-7481
-
- WELL IF YOU STILL WANT MORE! OR YOUR
- STILL BORED...WAITFOR ATLAS #2, OR
- CALL HOLLOW HILLS AT 805-682-5148!!!
-
- THE WYVERN...> WYVERN/RAGON/BOF LTD.
-
- #^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#^#
-
-
- ---------------------------------------
-
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-
- Miscellanous Nasties
- By: Lex Luthor
-
-
-
- FIREBOMBS
-
- Most fire bombs are simply gasoline filled bottles with a fuel
- soaked rag in the mouth (the bottle's mouth, not yours). The original
- Molotov cocktail, and still about the best, was a mixture of one part
- gasoline and one part motor oil. The oil helps it to cling to what it
- splatters on.
-
- Some use one part roofing tar and one part gasoline. Fire bombs
- have been found whcih were made by pouring melted wax into gasoline.
-
-
- NAPALM
-
- About the best fire bomb is napalm. It has a thick consistancy,
- like jam and is best for use on vehilces or buildings.
-
- Napalms is simply one part gasoline and one part soap. The soap is
- either soap flakes or shredded bar soap. Detergents won't do.
-
- The gasoline must be heated in order for the soap to melt. The
- usual way is with a double boiler where the top part has at least a
- two-quart capicity. The water in the bottom part is brought to a boil
- and the double boiler is taken from the stove and carried to where
- there is no flame.
-
- Then one part, by volume, of gasoline is put in the top part and
- allowed to heat as much as it will and the soap is added and the mess
- is stirred until it thickens. A better way to heat gasoline is to fill
- a bathtub with water as hot as you can get it. It will hold its heat
- longer and permit a much larger container than will the double boiler.
-
-
- MATCH HEAD BOMB
-
- Simple safety match heads in a pipe, capped at both ends, make a
- devestating bomb. It is set off with a regular fuse
-
- A plastic Baggie is put into the pipe before the heads go in to
- prevent detonation by contact with the metal.
-
- Cutting enough match heads to fill the pipe can be tedious work for
- one but an evening's fun for the family if you can drag them away from
- the TV.
-
-
- FUSE IGNITION FIRE BOMB
-
- A four strand homemade fuse is used for this. It burns like fury.
- It is held down and concealed by a strip of bent tin cut from a can.
- The exposed end of the fuse is dipped into the flare igniter. To use
- this one, you light the fuse and hold the fire bomb until the fuse has
- burned out of sight under the tin. Then throw it and when it breaks,
- the burning fuse will ignite the contents.
-
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-
- Pool Phun
- By: Long John Silver
-
-
-
- First of all, you need know nothing about pools. The only thing
- you need know is what a pool filter looks like. If you don't know
- that.
-
- Second, dress casual. Preferably, in black. Visit your
- "friends" house, the one whose pool looks like fun!!) Then you
- reverse the polarity of his/her pool, by switching the wires around.
- They are located in the back of the pump. This will have quite an
- effect when the pump goes on. In other words. Boooooooooooommm!
- Thats right, when you mix + wires with - plugs, and vice- versa, the
- 4th of july happens again.
-
- Not into total destruction??? When the pump is off, switch the
- pump to "backwash". Turn the pump on and get the phuck out! When you
- look the next day, phunny. The pool is dry. If you want permanant
- damage, yet no great display like my first one mentioned, shut the
- valves of the pool off. (There are usually 2) One that goes to the
- main drain and one that goes to the filter in the pool. That should
- be enough to have one dead pump. The pump must take in water, so when
- there isn't any...
-
- Practical jokes: these next ones deal with true friends and
- there is *no* permanent damage done. If you have a pool, you must
- check the pool with chemicals. There is one labeled orthotolidine.
- The other is labeled alkaline (ph). You want orthotolidine. (It
- checks the chlorine). Go to your local pool store and tell them
- you're going into the pool business, and to sell you orthotolidine (a
- CL detector) Buy this in great quantities if possible. The solution
- is clear. You fill 2 baggies with this chemical. And sew the bags to
- the inside of your suit. Next, go swimming with your friend! Then
- open the bags and look like you're enjoying a piss. And anyone there
- will turn a deep red! They will be embarrased so much, Especially if
- they have guests there! Explain what it is, then add vinegar to the
- pool. Only a little. The "piss" disappears.
-
-
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-
- Bell Trashing
- By: The Dragyn
-
-
-
- The Phone Co. will go to extreams on occasions. In fact, unless
- you really know what to expect from them, they will suprise the heck
- out of you with their "unpublished tarriffs". Recently, a situation
- was brought to my attention that up till then I had been totaly
- unaware of, least to mention, had any concern about. It involved gar-
- bage! The phone co. will go as far as to prosecute anyone who rumages
- through their garbage and helps himself to some
-
- Of course, they have their reasons for this, and no doubt benefit
- from such action. But, why should they be so picky about garbage? The
- answer soon became clear to me: those huge metal bins are filled up
- with more than waste old food and refuse... Although it is Pacific
- Tele. policy to recycle paper waste products, sometimes employees do
- overlook this sacred operation when sorting the garbage. Thus
- top-secret confidential Phone Co. records go to the garbage bins
- instead of the paper shredders. Since it is constantly being updated
- with "company memorandums, and supplied with extensive reference
- material, the Phone co. must continualy dispose of the outdated
- materials. Some phone companies are supplied each year with the
- complete "System Practices" guide. This pub- lication is an over 40
- foot long library of reference material about every- thing to do with
- telephones. As the new edition arrives each year, the old ver- sion of
- "System Practices" must also be thrown out.
-
- I very quickly figured out where some local phone phreaks were
- getting their material. They crawl into the garbage bins and remove
- selected items that are of particular interest to them and their
- fellow phreaks. One phone phreak in the Los Angeles area has salvaged
- the complete 1972 ed- ition of "Bell System Practices". It is so large
- and was out of order (the binders had been removed) that it took him
- over a year to sort it out and create enough shelving for it in his
- garage.
-
- Much of this "Top Secret" information is so secret that most phone
- companies have no idea what is in their files. They have their hands
- full simply replacing everything each time a change in wording
- requires a new revision. It seems they waste more paper than they can
- read!
-
- It took quite a while for Hollywood Cal traffic manager to figure
- out how all of the local phone phreaks constantly discovered the
- switchroom test numbers
-
- Whenever someone wanted to use the testboard, they found the local
- phone phreaks on the lines talking to all points all over the world.
- It got to the point where the local garbage buffs knew more about the
- office operations than the employees themselves. One ph- reak went so
- far as to call in and tell a switchman what his next daily assign-
- ment would be. This, however, proved to be too much. The switchman
- traced the call and one phone phreak was denied the tool of his trade.
-
- In another rather humorous incident, a fellow phreak was rumaging
- through the trash bin when he heard somone apraoch- ing. He pressed up
- against the side of the bin and silently waited for the goodies to
- come. You can imagine his surprise when the garbage from the lunchroom
- landed on his head. Most people find evenings best for checking out
- their local telco trash piles. The only thing necessary is a
- flashlight and, in the case mentioned above, possibly a rain coat. A
- word of warning though, before you rush out and dive into the trash
- heap. It is probably illegal, but no matter where you live, you
- certainly won't get the local policeman to hold your flashlight for
- you.
-
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-
- To get even with an ex trading friend. Offer to send him the newest
- ware by mail. But before you do this take the disk out of its jacket
- and do the following:
- Take a small dish and pour acetone (nail polish remover) into it.
- Now get lotsa matcheads and put them in it. Now pulverize it until
- you have a somewhat gooey consistency. This is what you should brush on
- the disk in a thin layer but make sure you leave a clean area to show
- thru the envelope. Now when he boots it, it boots him!!!
- -Ziggy Stardust/Boys From Brazil-
-
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-
- ********************* HOW TO BLOW UP A SEAGULL ******************************* ** ** ** **
- ** UPLOADED BY: DISK PUNK ** ** **
- ** ** *******************************************************************************
- WHAT YOU WILL NEED:
-
- BREAD
- ALKA-SELTZER
-
- FIRST FIND A PLACE WHERE THERE ARE LOTS OF SEAGULLS (GARBAGE DUMP,BEACH)
- SHOW THEM THAT YOU GOT FOOD TO GIVE 'EM.FEED THE SEAGULLS FOOD UNTILL THERE
- ARE ABOUT 10-20 SEAGULLS FLYING AROUND YOU (YOU KNOW HOW GREEDY THOSE SUCKERS
- ARE).THEN GIVE 'EM THE ALKA-SELTZER LIKE IT WAS THE OTHER FOOD.THEY'LL GOBBLE
- IT DOWN,THEN WATCH WHAT HAPPENS!
-
-
- ************************** DISK PUNK ******************************************
-
-
-