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- In behalf of the dignity of whaling, I
- would fain advance naught but substantiated facts. But after embattling his
- facts, an advocate who should wholly suppress a not unreasonable
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- surmise, which might tell eloquently upon his cause --such an advocate, would
- he not be blameworthy? It is well known that at the coronation of kings and
- queens, even modern ones, a certain curious process of seasoning them for
- their functions is gone through. There is a saltcellar of state, so called,
- and there may be a caster of state. How they use the salt, precisely --who
- knows? Certain I am, however, that a king's head is solemnly oiled at his
- coronation, even as a head of salad. Can it be, though, that they anoint it
- with a view of making its interior run well, as they anoint machinery? Much
- might be ruminated here, concerning the essential dignity of this regal
- process, because in common life we esteem but meanly and contemptibly a
- fellow who anoints his hair, and palpably smells of that anointing. In truth,
-
- a mature man who uses hair-oil, unless medicinally, that man has probably got
- a quoggy spot in him somewhere. As a general rule, he can't amount to much in
-
- his totality. But the only thing to be considered here, is this --what kind
- of oil is used at coronations? Certainly it cannot be olive oil, nor macassar
- oil, nor castor oil, nor bear's oil, nor train oil, nor cod-liver oil. What
- then can it possibly be, but sperm oil in its unmanufactured, unpolluted
- state, the sweetest of all oils? Think of that, ye loyal Britons! we
- whalemen supply your kings and queens with coronation stuff!
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