¾ Before we start, this interview is suited for adults with a broad mind and a sense of humour only. It is full of blasphemy and child abuse comments, but its all in good fun. If your going to get offended. Then please go back to the index and select another article. Just my sick sense of humour. Interview with Satan ² listen up all young kids,get yourself a needle and fill it up by with the following cider,morphine, air,water,whiskey,heroin and some · Axl of Exodus ² piss,and inject it into one of your veins,preferably in the arm and ¾Q:Well,satan,hows it hanging? ² you`ll get some buzz.But seriously axl me ol buddie,what scene are you A:Firstly welcome to my humble on about? abode.If its a bit too hot,then tell me.Hows it hanging,well just ¾ Q:The amiga scene! ² long enough to fuckit up some five year olds ass and to cum down her A:Oh yes,ive been monitoring the mouth.Rape,yes thats one way of piracy scene alot and all those putting it,and you always evil fuckers seem to be quite cool, guaranteed to get it in,once you with the exception of skid row,who beat the fuck out of em first. always need their cracks fixed.I`ll make sure the bastards will come ¾Q:Quite,yes well tell us what you ² down here for a toasting. ¾know about the scene. Q:Ive noticed an atari st,surely ² A:What scene,the drug scene,well ¾ you dont use it,do you? ² A:Oh yes,when you shove it in first A:No,thats for all the sad bastards they cry like fuck,but that turns who come down here,they are forced me on even more and i really shove to use it! HARD up their little cunt.Ive also being doing a few young lads ¾Q:So hows the love life. ² recently,just as good as the girls. A:Fuckin awesome,there`s plenty ¾ Q:Hmmm,you really are a pervert ² bitches in heat,and if there not i ¾ arent you. ² go and rape them anyway,especially the younger ones,there nice and A:Why?arent you.From what i see soft.Oh yes ive bedded more women trex is well into small kids and than freddie mercury bedded men. the likes. ¾Q:Thats quite alot then. Q:Oh well you`d have to ask trex that. ² A:Yes,well i dont like to boast.But its great fun fuckin all the young A:Nah,i think i wont bother to do kids these days! that,he might stick his crucifix in me face or something. ¾Q:Really? Q:Thats true!.So what music are you into. himself.Oh yes,i saw through his plan the dirty ol cunt,mind you A:Oh well i make freddie sing for mary never cleaned her cunt at all, his supper every night,but im but i didnt mind cleaning it.Then mainly a Bach man,and i do listen the old coot wanted to throw me out, to the odd bit of Deicide.That band but i told him to go and walk in seem to adore me,but then so do front of a chariot,but he got nasty, alot of people,so i cant be that so i decided to leave and i dug bad really. into the ground and made my home in the depths of the earth. ¾Q:Ive heard you were thrown out of heaven,is this true. Q:Why do you call it hell. ² A:Oh yes,quite true. A:Well it rhymes with bell,and belive me the ol coot was short of ¾Q:What happened. ² a few of these.Also you can implent it in aload of songs and shit. A:Well the ol bollocks with the white beard got pissed off,cos i ¾ Q:What sort of transport do you ² shoved it up mary`s ass one times ¾ have. ² to many and he decided to put an end to it,cos he wanted her for A:Well i use my wings,when there`s ice down here (a rare occasion may ones where the girl gets raped by 3 i add) cos the ol hooves aint to niggers and then she gets set on good on it.I also use my old harley fire,and the niggers set them for booting around and going to the selves on fire,to save the white shops to get some messages. men doing it for them.Or i have aqquired a few packie bashing films, ¾Q:There is actually shops down here² where all the indians get the fuck beat out of em. A:Oh yes,you`ve got Dunnes Stores and a Newsagent just around the ¾ Q:What a selection.Any more. ² corner. A:Oh well im prone to the odd dose ¾Q:Remind me to pop in there on the ² of Eddie Murphy.He likes to use the ¾way home.So what type of films are ² word fuck,just like me. ¾you into. ² ¾ Q:We hear God is the father of ² A:Oh well,im a bit of a loony for ¾ jesus,is this true. ² films.I really love child abuse films,you know where they burn the A:Fuck,the ol coot has really lost child with fags and pokers and beat it.Im jesus`s father.I fucked mary the fuck out of them,or the good long before god did. torture films aint bad,like the ¾Q:Well i think thats all for now, cos im sure most of the readers have fainted with shock. A:Sure axl me ol buddy.Remember that number,666. ·End.
