¾ Marys Diary II ² Well i told him to fuck off,and now i regret it.I tried to Seduce Axl ¢ By ² [Yes folks,she tried it on with me. Axl] but he seemed to be too busy · Axl of ExODuS ² selling video`s and tv`s with a friend of his.It looked like Sharon Well folks,your interpid reporter Stone to me,maybe it was.Ah well, is back again with some HOT info on hunky Ax is outta the picture.Gotta mary`s famous diary.Just after i go,i hear the door. finished typing my report on the last issue,3 italians broke in, Tuesday:Womble came to console me knocked me out and nicked mary`s and the more i speak to him the diary.Being the local Psycho i more i get attracted to him and i managed to revive myself and i shot think he wants me.Yes,im gonna get 2 of the italians but the other got me a womble to screw.Im going to away in a Skoda.Anyway i managed to phone him. get back the diary after making a few calls.Lets go. [And here we have that phone conversation.I bugged the line.Axl] Monday:Hi diary,mary here again. Trex tells me he hates me,he also Mary:Hello,can i speak to womble. says im ugly and that ive no tits. Wom:Yup,this is womble of eXOdUs Transport,Mr o Brien.Energise",and here.What can i do for ya,and i that cunt trex was moaning about dont swap fags in case you think i sheep and bikers in kerry.Im gonna do. rock womble tonite,cos tonites the night for Luuuuuvvvv!!!.Im gonna Mary:Hey womble.Mary here.Wanna go tape our night of lust,[As usual. for a drink tonite. Axl] Wom:Sure,i`ll meet ya outside [And exclusive to Psyced,we have Snotty Joes at 8. that tape.Axl] Mary:Oh yes! Mary:Hey wom,wanna play. Wom:L8r`s bitch. Wom:So you`ve got Sonic, Whhhhooooaaaaa!!!!.Gimme those tits Mary:Cheerio. mar ol girl. Tuesday night:Wom is down stairs Mary:Oh take them,there yours,oh,oh, and we`ve had a mad time in oh,ah,ah. snotty`s.We met Axl and Trex there and they seemed to be smashed and Wom:Rrrroooaaaaarrrr!!!. wasted.Axl kept saying "2 to Sound of clothes being torn and he`s coming to the door. eaten. Conversation. Mary:Oh lick my wet cunt. Axl:Hey bitch,whats happnin.Is the Wom:Ya dont have to ask me twice. womble here. Slurp,slurp.Swallow.Yum,yum. Mary:Wanna feel me tits luv! Mary:Ohh. Axl:Fuck you,sharon`s still wet in [At this point there things got the back of the car. wild and the tape recorder was knocked off.Axl] Mary:Woooommmmm luvvy. Wednesday:Wom`s still in bed.He Wom:Huh,oh right,with ya in a min keeps looking for glasses of water, ax ol chap. and he keeps yelling "Look Joker, i`ll drink it outta the toilet if i Axl:Hurry up. ave to".Im gonna shove a dildo up his ass.Wait i hear a car pulling Thursday:Fuck womble,i had him,ive up.Must have a look.Its the axl had trex,hmm how about hunter.Nah mobile with good ol axl inside.Oh he`s taken.Neutron,i dont know. Joker looks good,but i want Axl.Yes off my line. i want him.Better phone him now. Mary:I`ll get off alright and it [And here`s that phone conversation. wont be your line i`ll get off. Axl] Axl:Ok you`d better come over. Ring,ring. [At this point i emmigrate to Axl:Yeah Israel,for a few days holidays.Axl] Mary:Guess who? Thursday:Well fuck Axl,the cunt.Im gunning for trex now,yet again.He Axl:It aint Bill Clinton is it. was good.Must phone him. Mary:No,its me,mary. [Yeah,you`ve guessed it.Axl] Axl:Shouldnt you be at the dairy. Trex:Hullo. Mary:Nope,i wanna milk you today, Mary:Hi luv,its mary here. take what you have. Trex:Jesus me nerves.Wanna talk sex. Axl:Now listen maggot.Kindly get How about condoms,i know all the sizes.Wanna make it last longer.How Trex:Fuck off ya ol coot. about some lubrication. Scotty:Aye,dont worry jim,im coming Mary:I`ll be over in a flash.Mr o lad,well i did cum,didnt i? Brien. Kirk:Very well Mr.Scot. Chief o Brien:Aye mary.Pickin spuds, im forever picking spuds.Whatcha Friday:Oh i love trex.We made want mar ol girl. wonderful love last life.For over 13 hours.We made it last longer. Mary:Energise. [Thats all folks,more next time. [And using clever use of the Energise.Axl] enterprises transporter room,she =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-=-= manages to get caught in the buffer [Boy`s with big feet do it better. with good ol Scotty [Those were the And guess who has big feet.Mary] days.Axl].And of course she fucks =-=-=-=-=-=-=[Oh yeah,remember,Mo him senseless.] money,Mo money,Mo money.Classic film.Damon Waynes,1 kewl brother. Scotty:Och aye,she`ll take no more Axl] a this cap`n. ¾ End.
