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TITLE:INTERVIEW WITH ZINKFLOID of TRSI
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               A GREAT SPANDIMERDA INTERVIEW: ZINKFLOID HIMSELF!


After having slaughtered the Spandimerda Awards with his presence and having won
most  of  them,  leaving  to  other  valuable  spandimerda just the crumbles, we
thouhgt  that it was necessary to interview  Zinkfloid/TRSI  and  hear  directly
from Him some enlightening words.
The  result  is  powerful  and  tremendous,  Zinkfloid  seems to foresee a grand
spandimerda  future for his mag...  we were even a bit afraid at a first moment,
this  man  seems not to know limits or obstacles, but then we realized that many
the  hopes for the spandimerda community are in hands like of guys like him, who
say what they think and say it bad.


Macno:   Here we are Zinky, it's with trembling hands and emotioned heart that I
give  you  the  Spandimerda Award of The Year!  How does it feels to gain such a
prize?

Zinkfloid:   Mmh,  I feel very honoured by this award but it was given to me too
early!  SUICID 6 was the right way and direction but you can not compare it with
issue 7 because this one will be the most randy ever!  It really kills you and a
lot  of  people  will  be insulted kicked and fooled in a perfect way!  The only
thing   you  probably  would  miss  is  the  attack  against  this  fart  called
Colorbird/CIRCLE,  who is too uninteresting to be attacked.  But also our slaves
`Chester, Oli and Orlando` are again in the contents.  So see, believe and hate!

If  you  give me the award after this issue I will say:  `Yes, I am suitable for
it  and  I will be the right one and...I will be more cruel to scene in order to
win this highly awarded prize next year too!!


Your  spandimerding capabilities have exploded at the eyes of the scene with the
sixth issue of Suicid (Spandimerda mag of the Year!).  What's happened with that
issue?  Were you nervous for some particular reason?

Nervous?   hahah,  I guess the victims should be nervous and fearing not myself!
No,  I  just was a bit pissed about that boring people in scene and those boring
diskmags  consisting  of  such  articles  like:  Hi, my name is Chester, I am 14
years  old  and  I  tell you my story about swapping...` Nobody is interested in
such  a  crap  -  so  I  decided to change SUICID and it consists mostly of such
articles:   Hi,  my name is Chester and I deserve to be your slave!  I love pain
and  punishments  and  tell  all  dirty words to me coming in your mind - I need
it`!!

You  see what is more interesting?  It`s a style where people have to suffer for
their  weak points but I simply love it!  It`s a game but it looks like reality!
As  I  said - wait for SUICID issue 7 and you love it or hate it, just these two
possibilities!    For   sure   it   will   have  a  new  design,  just  to  keep
Colorfuck/CIRCLE  silent  and  to  keep the idiotic masses silent!  It will also
have some serious things, a fast code - simply everything to become a number one
mag  but it will just be number one for people having a high IQ, people with low
IQ should read Propaganda, Satanic Rites and brainless people with no IQ (I call
them  also  members  of  MANITOU,  hahahaha  )  should  read  MIDNITE  MESS  - a
masterpiece  of  wasted  time  and  devotion!  Simply the mag to laugh about its
misery!

By  the  way  the mag has nothing to do with my personality, don`t think because
the  MAG hates you that I hate you!  I am a friendly guy who loves fun and peace
but  mags  are saying what reality is and in reality you are hated by somebody -
its better to understand it in this way than e.g.  being killed by a mass murder
because you asked him if he has a cigarette or something!  Yes, mass murders can
be  everywhere?   Probably  I  am  one too, a small Jack-the-Ripper or a satanic
Hannibal  Lecter?   Or  am I just a stoned Main-ed pulling the scene and all its
serious  thinking  people?   Only god knows but beware calling me a god, I would
start roaming and as a result thunder and lightning would swep the earth!


We  all  long  for a good spandimerding war between Suicid and Propaganda in the
future.   Are  you  prepared  for  the  battle?   Don't tell us that you want to
minimize the matter!

Minimize it?  No way - but I don`t think that Colorbird has any chances, because
farts  have normally no high IQ (or have you ever seen one exept Rioter/Equinox?
Hahaha,)So  I  am  afraid  that I could be bored because COLORBIRD is no serious
opponent,  the same goes for his mag PROPAGANDA - it is too weak, pratically non
existing  so  don`t  expect  any  high quality war - let`s do it better and fool
Colorbird  a bit - but not too high standard jokes, just some simple jokes which
he can understand like `Who is the biggest idiot in the world - he starts with C
and  ends  with  D` I bet it takes one our that he checks that he is it himself,
hehehe hes is just a poor lame guy who is frustrated that he has a deep paranoia
against SUICID!
So  let`s  wait  and see what comes out, probably he is not soo silly as I think
but that would be a surprise.  But he is just 12 years old, where you so skilled
with  12  years  Macno  to  compete with a real `fanatic` in fooling and pulling
lamer  legs?   It will take Colorbird at least 20 years to have the same IQ than
my  right  shoe  - what a shame for my shoe, I have to buy more intelligent ones
afterwards, I can not live with such a shame!


In  Upstream  6  has  appeared  a section called Warzone.  What is your expert's
opinion about this possible spandimerding section?

Yes,  I  have  read  it  because  it  sounded quite promising but it has not the
quality  I expect!  The only guy being a little `hero` there is Tiger who always
writes  good  letter  (look  in the Midnite Mess mag!) The fact that his english
language is not that good is not important, he has some brilliant thoughts and I
would  be  happy  to  count  him to the SUICID stuff!  He TIGER, write to me and
let`s have some fun...FLT rules, you are right!!

Probably WARZONE can be good in the next issue but in this one its quite boring,
let`s  wait  and  hope,  Tiger was the only Ray of Hope!  The rest...SUICID does
better and more efficient, hehehe


We  have  all  been  surprised by the geniality of your spandimerding remarks on
Chester, Orlando and Oli of Brainstorm.  What is your real opinion about them?

As  long  as  they continue serving the SUICID ed`s warm coffee and tuna-oyester
pizza I like them but..

To  be honestly, I never liked ZINE because I am a true fan of ROYAL INFO by RAF
and  this  still  holds  on!   ZINE  was  not  too  bad,  but boring and I don`t
understand why people say`I hope that ZINE will return!~ Why, be happy that ZINE
is dead, now better mags entered the mag scene and new ages have come!  Chester,
Oli  and  Orlando  are just three kids who had too much fame and simple too less
opponents!   I  like too fool them in SUICID, because I have too much respect of
their  work  anyway so I stay at a level where they should also laugh about some
lines!   They  belong `invisible` to the SUICID stuff and they love it to be our
slaves!  I love it too, to be a real master having some servants!

Anyway  they  did  a  good  job with ZINE, but its far away from my personal top
five, sorry!


You also won the Spandimerda award for the most offensive sentence.  How did you
find inspiration for such a brilliant and direct statement?

You  would like to know my secret of inspiration?  No chance - but I smoke a lot
and  being  stoned  is the stone of the wise, didn`t you know that?  Sometimes I
get some inspirations by the genious NEGATIV and Rio/TRSI or by some friends who
are absolutely crazy, but also my stoned cat has good ideas, I like them because
my  cat  is  shizophrenetic and paranoid but sometimes when I ly in my bed and I
gaze  at the dark walls in my appartment my cat comes to my ear whispering words
of  wisdom  and  faith - I say that only this CAT can say such things....I don`t
understand that either and it should be not documented here...


Do you think that the scene needs The Spandimerda Awards?

Of  course,  there are always people who must be honoured for their noble deeds!
The  spandimerda  awards  are  cool  and  absolutely  nescessary!  If they would
disappear I would look out for another scene where they have been introduced!


What are your Spandimerda masters? (If any!)

There  are  just  a few who are brilliant - the best one is CHAOS/SANITY for his
brilliant  interviews  and for his amazing style, I am simply a big fan of CHAOS
because  he  is the only in scene who is coding good routines as well as talking
good about bad routines without talking shit what people does not recognise!  He
is a genious!  Then there is `IKILLEDHER/JETSET` who is writing best texts ever!
(deep  throat competition rules!!) MACNO is also quite good, the rest is average
ahh,  CYBERSONIK/ALCATRAZ  is really talented too (he Niels, I loved Dr.  Legal,
it should be showtime for him again!)


Your  review  of Propaganda 1 has been strongly influenced by your wrath towards
Colorbird.  Someone in the Spandimerda Awards Comittee thinks that that had been
a weak move.  He is for Detached and Objective Spandimerding.  How do you defend
yourself  from  such accuses?  Do you really think that Propaganda deserved that
treatment?

Propaganda  is  the twin fart of COLORBIRD and I am god for those two!
Don`t  try  to  make  this  god angry or he will blow you away or kicking out of
paradise!  They are non-existing in my eyes and every treatment is welcome!
But  I should be more detached and objective?  Ok, I say right now, detached and
objective,  that  Colorbird  is  an  idiot  and  Propaganda  a shit mag, is that
detached and objective enough?


Suicid's  new  style is getting more aggressive and hard, surely harder than RAW
and   miles  harder  than  Upstream  (for  now  a  big  disappointment  for  the
spandimerding  comunity).   Do you fear a spandimerda campaign against you?  You
know, who spandimerda is often spandimerded!

You  can  just love us or hate us!  I suggest to love us because when the day of
decay is present you will be on the right side!  A slogan of SUICID is:  NO FEAR
OF  CRIME  AND THREATMENTS, so you see what hard facts I suppose and deliver!  I
have  only  fear  that the sky is falling on our heads but as it don`t seem so I
just  laugh  about  insults against SUICID - The scene is by no means serious so
why having fear of somebody who is just an unimportant coin in the slot?


And now the usual questions...
Favourite spandimerda guys: IKILLED HER/JETSET, NEGATIV/TRSI, SLAYER/SCOOPEX
                            and the best is CHAOS/SANITY!!!
Favourite spandimerda mags: MIDNITE MESS, SATANIC RITES etc..
Favourite spandimerda scene productions: MANITOU RELEASES, BECAUSE THEY ARE
                                        SO POOR, HAHAHA


Just  a comment on the Spandimerda Slogan of the Issue:  Crush Down Inferiors by
Infect.  We have strongly appreciated it, and you?

I  like more the secret SCOOPEX slogan called `ERRECTIONS AHEAD`, it sounds more
sexy...


Have  you got any suggestions for the guys out there willing to win, somewhen in
their life, a Spandimerda Award?  What are the requested qualities?

Having  an  IQ  higher  than  that one from Colorbird/Circle, smoking every day,
being  steadily stoned, listening to reaggae and being a friend of MACNO because
ITALY  is  a  corrupt  country  and  if  all  politicians are corrupt why should
ABNORMALIA  be  an exeption?  SEND MONEY AND WIN, hahaha that`s why I never have
cash!


Here  is your chance to give a demostration of your spandimerding skills.  Write
whatever you want about whoever you want!

If  you  are  interested  in  my  private  and secret infiltration plans of `how
becoming  leader  of MANITOU` just send your application, 100 US$ and a photo of
your  sister  to  me and you probably get the chance!  RULES:  You must be lame,
you  must  be  ugly  and  you must be member of CIRCLE or DARK DEMON, but as all
members  of those groups fullfil the rules you are allowed to join MANITOU!  He,
everybody out there who is able to turn off an external drive is allowed to join
one  of those groups!  The upper limit is 1000 lame members (for every lamer one
US$!) Get my addy out of SUICID!!!


Thank  you, Zinky, for this brilliant spandimerding interview!  Have you got any
final word to say?

Yes,  some greetings to the members of the best group ever -TRSI- and to all our
friends  in  SANITY, SCOOPEX, FAIRLIGHT, ALCATRAZ, AGNOSTIC FRONT, FUSION, RAZOR
1911  and the rest..  .also some greetings to the best coder ever:  Chaos/SANITY
who is REALLY the best coder and a very talented author and novelist!  Also some
hellos to my favourite mags:  ROYAL INFO, RAW, UPSTREAM and ABNORMALIA for being
so corrupt to interview me!


Here  it  is...
Has  Zinkfloid  exaggerated?
Have  we created a monster?
Is Zinkfloid born with innate spandimerda power?
Has he actually bribed us?
Has he managed to show the hidden meaning of his aggressive style?
Has he all the right brain cells?
Is he a genius? A prophet? A mythomaniac? A God? A dog?
Will be there enough space on the disk?
To  these  and  other questions Future will hopefully answer in his wisdom.  We,
from  our  limited horizons, can just award him with the prestigious Spandimerda
Awards, hoping to hear more, better and stronger words from Him.
Thanks Zinky, just thanks to guys like you the Spandimerda Awards can survive!