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TITLE:HIDDEN AND MYSTERIOUS SCENE DIALOGUES PALETTE:0223 099b 08ba 0cc9 SOME VERY SHORT, VERY MYSTERIOUS AND VERY TRUE SCENE DIALOGUES Colorbird/Razor 1911 and Zinkfloid/TRSI Your mag has not a good design... What??? You fucking bastard what do you mean with that??? Well... My mag is very cool, that's sure and you are an idiot, Propaganda suxx more than Complex! Yes but... Still insulting me? You fucking asshole! Suicid is a real elite mag! Much better than your! Your mag is not a mag! It's a pile of shit! And you are a piece of it! Aren't you exaggerating? What? Shut up idiot! It's not easy to win the Spandimerda awards! Perplex/Spaceballs and Lord Helmet/Spaceballs Why don't we release RAW more often? What? Are you joking? An issue a year is enough. Well, Upstream is coming up... Who cares, we are still on the top, if we see that we risk our charts' supremacy we will make more issues. Ah. Oh. Do you find this dialogue funny? Nope, I wonder why these lamers are reporting it. Maybe their sense of humour is vacillating. Maybe their reason is not that stable. Macno: Well, maybe it's just to make this article longer ;-> Mud/Magic12 and JGC/Majic 12 (Four months ago) Hei! Look here! A long article! Really? Let me see... 8 Kylobytes! Wow! Er... I am a bit tired... could you read it to see what it's about? Read it? Uhm... well, if it's that long it must be also good... Yes, yes... it's useless to read it, it's cool for sure! Ok. We have got another article... How many are there? About 60... Uhm, maybe we should write some others... Yes, let me see... I have a free hour... It's enough for six or seven articles... Yes, but try to be more prolix! We can't use too much 1500 bytes long articles! Uhm... I'll try what I can do... for example I can write about the importance of intros for the scene... Yes, yes... it's something new and orginal... About that long article... Yes? Don't you find it a bit too long? You know 8 K.... Sure, what do you suggest? Well... er... we could divide it in two parts... Colorbird/Razor 1911 and Zinkfloid/TRSI - Part 2 Ehi! Zinkfloid! You are a piece of idiot! Oh? Me? Yes, you! Fucking idiot bastard asshole spandimerda faggot! Ehi! Not so hard! Yes! Yes! You little piece of shit, have you dared to spandimerda me? Take this old bastard! Old? Listen softly smelling piece of fecis, I can get upset for your juvenile words... What about making peace? Oh? Really? Don't you know that this war is very popular? You shithead! We gotta continue! Yes, yes, but I'm getting bored! Sure, me too! But if we stop those assholes in Scenarium won't talk about us any more... Right. They have contributed in making our quarrel popular... For this reason we should continue... We could make peace and choose somebody else to spandimerda... Who? Well, Scenarium for example! Yes! Great! Those bastards have broken the balls! Sure... by the way, congratulation for you spandimerda interview... Thanks, thanks... you know, I've learnt from your great one... have you liked my spandimerding against you? Of course... good quality, I'm looking forward to hear more of that kind... Oh Thanks, I'm happy you liked it... Cesium/Balance and Wolfman/Balance Yesterday at the party I've met some members of Kefrens... they told me that RWO has problems with his girlfriend's ex... Really? What kind of problems? Well, this guys seems quite angry with RWO... he has cut his car's tires... Wow! That's a great news! Well... We MUST publish it! That's what the people want to read? That RWO has stolen the wrong girlfriend? Sure! People want to know everything about their idols! Yes, but this is quite pointless... Who cares? It fills pages and it's something RAW hasn't still dared to publish! Well, there must be a reason, then... Sure there is! Lord Helmet hasn't still had this great idea! Er... what "great" idea? C'mon! Wake up dumb norwegian! To publish gossips about the VIP sceners' life! THIS is journalism! Listen, very clever dane, I've big doubts about this... Oh, you just don't understand! Yesterday for example I received a letter from a contact of mine... So what? He told me that he saw Heatbeat writing on a BBS some racistic comments! So what? Don't you understand? This is a scoop! I already imagine the title for our article: "Heatbeat - A Racist?!" Well, but that's his business... How can you say that? These VIP are symbols for everybody! Younger sceners always try to imitate the most famous ones... They should be an example for everybody! Hum, I don't think we have to wear the cloth of morality... Yes, yes... but that's a good scoop the same... and remember: it fills an article! Kingpin/Spaceballs and Lord Helmet/Spaceballs after RAW 6 So what do you think of this marvellous issue? Uhm, maybe we have tried too hard... Oh, C'mon! This is just the beginning! Are you sure that you aren't exaggerating! Yes! The scene must be influenced! Report some words with the right comments and the game if accomplished! Are you playing the Master of the Scene??? Hehe But don't you know that diskmgas editors are just Priests of the Scene, they can obviously modify the scene's opinions but they aren't the real Masters controlling everything... So what? Can't I climb the masonic piramid? Well, you should ask to the Masters, before... How? Do you know who are they? No, nobody knows... So I climb! By the way, I was told that some of the articles were already published in Abnormalia! What??? Yes! We recycled the texts of a lame mag! Impossible! It happened... Maybe a misunderstanding... Uhm... Maybe I've better to load my UZI! Are you going to start a spandimerda war? No. I'm going to start a war. Filippetto/Silents and ACBS/Ram Jam Porco di un cane! Ti spacco la faccia! Vieni qua, testa di cazzo! Certo che vengo, nano grasso bastardo! Ue', cazzolaro, ti faccio vedere doppio adesso! Provaci! Cazzo se ci provo! Allora? Vengo, cagnaccio! Beccati questo! Ma va a cagare, stoccati sta pedata! Ouch! Terrone! Tie' e tie' a anche tie'! Cazzo fai? Picchi? Beccati questo pugno! Ahia! Arriva un calcione! Te l'ho evitato! Maglio perforante! Alabarda spaziale! Calcio in culo triturante! Ahia! Cazzoe'? Una nuova arma? Bo, mi e' venuta cosi'... Credi che ci stiano credendo? Certo che ci credono! Continua a colpire! Guarda che secondo me hanno capito... Oddio, gli stranieri non avranno capito un cazzo di certo... Si ma gli altri, gli italiani? Be', insomma, noi ci abbiamo provato. La Cattro non era leggera... Anche la board non era uno scherzo... Guarda Executor poi, lui ha continuato... Certo, ma lui sapeva? Non credo. Cazzo, ma allora non scherzava! Non credo. EXECUTOR! Bastardo! Vieni qui che ti spacco il culo!