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- AAMOF As A Matter Of Fact
- ADN Any Day Now
- AEF America Expeditionary Force
- AFACR As Far As Can Remember
- AFACT As Far As Can Tell
- AFAIK As Far As I Know
- AFK Away From Keyboard
- AISI As I See It
- AIUI As I Understand It
- AKA Also Known As
- AMF Goodbye
- ANFAWFOS A Now For A Word From Our Sponsor
- AOBTS All Over But The Shouting
- ASAFP As Soon As Possible
- ASAP As Soon As Possible
- ATB All The Best
- ATLA Another Three Letter Acronym
- ATSL Along The Same Line
- ATTN Attention
- AWGAD And Who Gives A Darn?
- AWGTHTGTATA Are We Going To Have To Go Through ALL This Again
- AWGTHTGTTA Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again
- AWHFY Are We Having Fun Yet
- AYST Are you still there
- B4N Bye for Now
- BAMF Bad Assed Mother Folker
- BBFN Bye Bye For Now
- BBL Be Back Later
- BBR Burnt Beyond Repair
- BBS Bulletin Board System
- BCD Binary Coded Decimal
- BCNU Be Seeing You
- BEWG Big Evil Wicked Grin
- BFD Big Deal
- BFGWST Big Fat Grin With Sharp Teeth
- BFI Brute Force and Ignorance
- BFN Bye For Now
- BGFETE Big Grin From Ear To Ear
- BICBW But I Could be Wrong
- BIMBW But I may be wrong
- BION Believe It Or Not
- BIOYIOP Blow It Out Your Input Output Port
- BMTIPG Brilliant Minds Think In Parallel Gutters
- BPS Bits Per Second
- BRB Be Right Back
- BRS Big Red Switch
- BSEG Big Salad Eating Grin
- BSG Big Salacious Grin
- BTA But then Again
- BTAIM Be That As It May
- BTAPINEWASS Better Than A Poke IN the Eye With A Sharp Stick
- BTASONWWAWBT Better Than A Slap On the Wrist With A Wet Bus Ticket
- BTDT Been There, Done That
- BTOBD Be There Or Be Dead
- BTSOOM Beats The Heck Out Of Me
- BTW By The Way
- BWG Big Wide Grin
- BWQ Buzz Word Quotient
- BYKT But You Knew That
- BYKTA But You Knew That Already
- CAE Computer Aided Engineering
- CATTAC Chief Assistant To The Assistant Chief
- CBIP Current Book In Progress
- CBNL Connect But No Login
- CFP Call For Papers
- CFV Call For Votes
- CGA Color Graphics Adapter
- CMH Cross My Heart
- CMIIW Correct Me If I'm Wrong
- CMOS Complementary Metal Oxide Semiconductor
- COD Cash On Delivery
- COTFLGOHAHA Crawling On The Floor Laughing Guts Out And Having A Heart Attack
- CPF Can Pigs Fly?
- CPI Characters Per Inch
- CPL Characters Per Line
- CPS Characters Per Second
- CPU Central Processing Unit
- CRPG Character Role Playing Game
- CRT Cathode Ray Tube
- CUL See you later
- CUL8R See you later
- CUL8TR See you later
- CWIP Current Work In Progress
- CWYL Chat With You Later
- CYA Cover Your Ass
- CYL See You Later
- DAP Parents Against Dyslexia
- DBA Doing Business As
- DBN Doing Business, NOT
- DEC Digital Equipment Corporation
- DES Data Encryption Standard
- DIF Device Input Format
- DIIK Darned if I know
- DIIN Darned If I know
- DIL Daughter in Law
- DILLIGAF Does It Look Like I Give A Darn?
- DILLIGAFF Do I Look Like I Give a Flying Fish?
- DITUIHIBMSL Did I tell you I hate IBMs lately?
- DITUILIBMSL Did I tell you I love IBMs lately?
- DLG Devilish Little Grin
- DMA Direct Memory Access
- DNPM Darn Near Pissed Myself
- DOA Dead On Arrival
- DOM Dirty Old Man
- DQOTD Dumb Question of the Day
- DTP DeskTop Publishing
- DTRT Do The Right Thing
- DUCWIC Do You See What I See
- DWIM Do What I Mean
- DWIMC Do What I Mean, Correctly
- DWIMNWIS Do What I Mean, Not What I Say
- DYHWIH Do You Hear What I Hear
- DYJHIW Don't You Just Hate It When
- DYSWIS Do You See What I See
- E2EG Ear to Ear Grin
- EGA Enhanced Graphics Adapter
- EMFBI Excuse Me For Butting In
- EMM Expanded Memory Manager
- EMS Expanded Memory Specification
- EOD End Of Discussion
- EOF End Of File
- EOL End Of Line
- EOT End Of Thread
- EPROM Erasable Programmable Read Only Memory
- ESDI Enhanced Small Device Interface
- ESOSL Endless Snorts of Stupid Laughter
- ESP Especially
- ETLA Extended Three Letter Acronym
- F2F Face To Face
- FAQ Frequently Asked Questions
- FAWOMFT Frequently Asked Waste Of My Time
- FAWOMPT Frequently Asked Waste Of My Precious Time
- FCFS First Come, First Served
- FCOL For Crying Out Loud
- FDROTFL Falling Down Rolling On The Floor Laughing
- FIIK Darned If I Know!
- FIIN Darned If I kNow!
- FIL Father in Law
- FITB Fill In The Blank
- FOAF Friend of A Friend
- FOT Full Of Tripe
- FOTCL Falling Off The Chair Laughing
- FRZ Fruitin' Religious Zealot
- FTASB Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
- FTF Face To Face
- FTL Faster Than Light
- FTP File Transfer Protocol
- FTS Fixin' To Start
- FUBAB Fouled Up Beyond All Belief
- FUBB Fouled Up Beyond Belief
- FUD Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt
- FUMTU Fouled Up More Than Usual
- FURTB Full Up Ready To Burst
- FWIW For What It's Worth
- FYA For Your Amusement
- FYEO For Your Eyes Only
- FYI For Your Information
- GAFIA Get Away From It All
- GAFMOI Getting away from most of it
- GDW Grin, Duck and Weave
- GFR Grim File Reaper
- GFU General Foul Up
- GGN Gotta Go Now
- GIGO Garbage In, Garbage Out
- GIWIST Gee, I Wish I'd Said That
- GLG Goofy Little Grin
- GLGH Good Luck and Good Hunting
- GMTA Great Minds Think Alike
- GOK God Only Knows
- GOTFIA Groaning On The Floor In Agony
- GOWI Get On With It
- GPF General Protection Fault
- GR8 Great
- GRUIT Get Real you Impudent Thing
- GRUMYN Gets Right Up My Nose
- GTFOOMF Get The Heck Out Of My Face
- GUI Graphical User Interface
- GYHTBT Guess You Had To Be There
- HCB Holy Cow, Batman!
- HGC Hercules Graphics Card
- HHGTTG HitchHiker's Guide To The Galaxy
- HHOJ Ha Ha Only Joking
- HHOK Ha Ha Only Kidding
- HHOS Ha Ha Only Serious
- HHTYAY Happy Holidays to You and Yours
- HNY Happy New Year
- HOMPR Hang On, Mobile Phones' Ringing
- HSIK How Should I Know
- HTFSIK How The Heck Should I Know
- HTH Hope This Helps!
- HUA Head Up Ass
- HWUA Head Way Up Ass
- IAAA I Am An Accountant
- IAAL I Am A Lawyer
- IAC In Any Case
- IAE In Any Event
- IANA Internet Assigned Numbers Authority
- IANAA I Am Not An Accountant
- IANAC I Am Not A Crook
- IANAL I Am Not A Lawyer
- IANALBIPOOTV I Am Not A Lawyer, But I Play One On TV
- IARTPFWTSIOWIM I Am Repeating This Parrot-Fashion Without The Slightest Idea Of What It Means
- IBC Inadequate, But Cute
- ICBM InterContinental Ballistic Missile
- ICBW I Could Be Wrong
- ICN I See Now
- ICOCBW I Could, Of Course, Be Wrong
- ICUR I See You Are
- IDBI I Don't Believe It
- IDC I Don't Care
- IDGAD I Don't Give A Darn
- IDGAS I Don't Give A Darn
- IDIC Infinite diversity in infinite combinations
- IDTS I Don't Think So
- IDTT I'll Drink To That!
- IE Internet Explorer
- IGI International Genealogical Index
- IGTTTA I'm Getting Tired Typing This Already :-)
- IHATCFYB I Have A Terrible Craving For Your Body!
- IHTFP I Hate This Foul Place
- IIABDFI If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It
- IIRC If I Remember Correctly
- IIRR If I Remember Right
- IITYWIMIWHTKY If I Tell You What It Means, I Will Have To Kill You
- IITYWIMWYBMAD If I Tell You What It Means, Will You Buy Me A Drink?
- IITYWTMWYKM If I Tell You What This Means Will You Kiss Me?
- IITYWYBAD If I Tell You, Will You Buy Another Drink
- IITYWYBMAB If I Tell You, Will You Buy Me A Beer?
- ILIWTPCT I Love It When The Plan Comes Together
- ILM Industrial Light and Magic
- ILSHIBAMF I Laughed So Hard I Broke All My Furniture!
- ILU I Love You
- ILY I Love You
- IMAO In My Arrogant Opinion
- IMBO In My Biased Opinion
- IMCDO In My Conceited Dogmatic Opinion
- IMCO In My Considered Opinion
- IME In My Experience
- IMHO In My Humble Opinion
- IMNSHO In My Not So Humble Opinion
- IMO In My Opinion
- IMOBO In My Own Biased Opinion
- IMPOV In My Point Of View
- IMV In My View
- IMVHO In My Very Humble Opinion
- INPO In No Particular Order
- IOU I Owe You
- IOW In Other Words
- IRAS I Really Am Sorry
- IRL In Real Life
- IROOC I've Run Out Of Cigarettes
- ISBAB I Should Have Bought a Book
- ISBT It's Strange But True
- ISTM It Seems To Me
- ISTR I Seem To Remember
- ITFA In The Final Analysis
- ITI Is That It?
- ITSFWI If The Shoe Fits, Wear It
- IUTY It's Up To You
- IWAT It Would Appear That
- IWBNI It Would Be Nice If
- IWYAMCAAHNY I Wish You A Merry Christmas And A Happy New Year
- IYDM If You Don't Mind
- IYFEG Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group
- IYKWIM If You Know What I Mean
- IYSWIM If You See What I Mean
- JANFU Joint Army-Navy Foul Up
- JAS Just A Second
- JASE Just Another System Error
- JIC Just In Case
- JOOC Just Out Of Curiosity
- JSNM Just Stark Naked Magic
- JTYWTK Just Thought You Wanted To Know
- KCBIWIYWI Keep Coming Back, It Works If You Work It
- KHYF Know How You Feel
- KITA Kick In The Ass
- KMA Kiss My Ass
- KMYF Kiss Me You Fool
- KWIM Know What I Mean
- LDS Latter-Day Saints
- LLAP Live Long And Prosper
- LLTA Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause
- LMAO Laughing My Ass Off
- LMFAO Laughing My Ass Off
- LMHO Laughing My Head Off
- LMTFA Leave Me Alone
- LMWIS Lick Me Where I Sweat
- LOL Laughing out loud
- LOMS Looking Over My Shoulder
- LOYS Looking Over Your Shoulder
- LPI Lines Per Inch
- LTIP Laughing Til I Puke
- LTMSH Laughing 'Til My sides Hurt
- LTNS Long Time No See
- LTNT Long Time, No Type
- MCIBTYC My Computer is Better Than Your Computer
- MDA Monochrome Display Adapter
- MEGO My Eyes Glaze Over
- MFG More Friendly Garbage!
- MFM Modified Frequency Modulation
- MFZ Microsoft Free Zone
- MGD My Gameboy Died
- MHDC My Hard Drive crashed
- MIBI May I Butt In
- MIIBI Mind If I Butt In
- MLA Multiple Letter Acronym
- MLA Multiple Letter Acronym
- MMIF My Mouth Is Full
- MMU Memory Management Unit
- MNP Microcom Network Protocol
- MOF Matter Of Fact
- MORF Male Or Female
- MOS Member of the Opposite Sex
- MOTAS Member of the Appropriate Sex
- MOTAS Member of the Appropriate Sex
- MOTM Member Of The Month
- MOTOS Member of the Opposite Sex
- MOTSS Member Of The Same Sex
- MPOV My Point Of View
- MS Microsoft
- MSIE Microsoft Internet Explorer
- MSN Microsoft Network
- MSS Member of the Same Sex
- MUVM Missed You Very Much
- MYOB Mind Your Own Business
- NBD No Big Deal
- NBFD No Big Deal
- NBL Not Bloody Likely
- NFG No Good
- NFI No Idea
- NFW No Way
- NHOH Never Heard Of Him
- NICBDAT Nothing Is Certain But Death And Taxes
- NIMBY Not In My Backyard
- NIMTO Not In My Term of Office
- NINO Nothing In, Nothing Out
- NMTBS Nothing More To Be Said
- NORAD North American Air Defense Command
- NOYB None Of Your Business
- NPLU Not People Like Us
- NQA No Questions Asked
- NQOS Not Quite Our Sort
- NRN No Reply Necessary
- NTH No Therapy Helpful
- NTIM Not That It Matters
- NTIMM Not That It Matters Much
- NTL Nevertheless
- NTYMI Now That You Mention It
- NUI Network User Identification
- OAS On Another Subject
- OATUS On A Totally Unrelated Subject
- OAUS On An Unrelated Subject
- OBTW Oh, By the Way
- ODF One Dead Finger
- OEM Original Equipment Manufacturer
- OIC Oh, I See
- ONNA Oh No, Not Again
- ONNTA Oh No, Not This Again
- OOO Out Of Order
- OOSOOM Out Of Sight, Out Of Mind
- OOTC Obligatory On Topic Comment
- OPR Original Parish Register
- OTC Over The Counter
- OTF On The Floor
- OTFL On The Floor Laughing
- OTL Out To Lunch
- OTOH On The Other Hand
- OTOOH On The Other Other Hand
- OTR Off The Record
- OTT Over The Top
- OTTH On the third hand
- OTTOMH Off The Top Of My Head
- OTTOMHAROO Off the Top of My Head and Rolling Out of Bounds
- OTW On The Whole
- OWTTE Or Words To That Effect
- PABG Pack A Big Gun
- PASA Pagan & Atheist Scum Alliance
- PBM Play By Mail
- PBX Private Branch eXchange
- PCB Please Call Back
- PCYLIHOONL Please Cross Your Legs, I Have Only One Nail Left
- PDN Public Data Network
- PDQ Pretty Darn Quick
- PFM Pure Magic
- PFMFBI Please Forgive Me For Butting In
- PFMFJI Please Forgive Me For Jumping In
- PGY Post Graduate Year
- PLOKTA Press Lots Of Keys To Abort
- PMBI Pardon My Butting In
- PMETC Pardon Me Et Cetera
- PMFBI Pardon Me For Butting In
- PMFJI Pardon Me For Jumping In
- PMFJIH Pardon Me For Jumping In Here
- PMJI Pardon My Jumping In
- PMYMHMMFSWGAD Pardon Me, You Must Have Mistaken Me For Someone Who Gives A Darn
- PMYMHMMFSWGAS Pardon Me, You Must Have Mistaken Me For Someone Who Gives A Darn
- PONA Person Of No Account
- POOSSLQ Person of Opposite Sex Sharing Living Quarters
- POQ Piss Off Quickly
- POQADCB Piss Off Quickly and Don't Come Back!
- POSSLQ Person of Opposite Sex Sharing Living Quarters
- POV Point of View
- PPN Programmer Project Number
- PPP Point To Point Protocol
- PPTSPAHS Please pass the salt, pepper and hot sauce
- PPWACOT Pretty Please With A Cherry On Top
- PPWSOI Pretty Please With Sugar On It
- PROM Programmable Read Only Memory
- PSSSLQ Person Of the Same Sex Sharing Living Quarters
- PTB Powers That Be
- PTO Patent and Trademark Office
- QA Quality Assurance
- RBAC Radical Born Again Christian
- RFD Request For Discussion
- RFP Request For Proposal
- RHIP Rank Has Its Privileges
- RLCO Real Life COnference
- RLL Run Length Limited
- RNA Ring, No Answer
- ROBTA Reality On the Blink Again
- ROFFNAR Rolling On The Floor For No Apparent Reason
- ROFL Rolling On the Floor Laughing
- ROFLAHMSL Rolling On the Floor Laughing And Holding My Sides Laughing
- ROFLASC Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat
- ROFLASTC Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat
- ROFLGO Rolling On Floor Laughing Guts Out!
- ROFLMAO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ascii Off
- ROFLOL Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
- ROFLOLVH Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud Very Hard
- ROFPML Roll On Floor Pissing Myself Laughing
- ROFTTPOF Rolling On The Floor Trying To Put Out Flames
- ROTBA Reality On The Blink Again
- ROTF Rolling On The Floor
- ROTFL Rolling On The Floor Laughing
- ROTFLAHMS Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Holding My Side
- ROTFLMAAOBPO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass And Other Body Parts Off
- ROTFSTC Rolling On The Floor Scaring The Cat
- ROTFSTCLMAAOBPO Rolling On The Floor Scaring The Cat Laughing My Ass And Other Body Parts Off
- ROTM Right On The Money
- RPG Role Playing Game
- RSN Real Soon Now
- RTDM Read The Darn Manual
- RTFFAQ Read The frequently asked questions list
- RTFI Read The Instructions
- RTFM Read The Manual
- RTFMA Read The Manual, Sir
- RTM Read The Manual
- SAH Stay At Home
- SAMFU Self-Adjusting Military Foul Up
- SAPFU Surpassing All Previous Foul Ups
- SBCN Sitting Behind the Computer, Naked
- SFLA Stupid Four Letter Acronym
- SFS Search for Spock
- SFW So What?
- SFX Special Effect
- SHAEF Supreme Headquarters Allied Expeditionary Force
- SICS Sitting In Chair Snickering
- SIG Special Interest Group
- SIIN Stuffed If I Know!
- SIL Sister In Law; Son In Law
- SITD Still In The Dark
- SMO Serious Mode On
- SMOFF Serious Mode OFF
- SMOP Small Matter of Programming
- SOI Stink On Ice
- SOOL Still Out Of Luck
- SSDD Same Stuff, Different Day
- STATITI So That's All There Is To It
- STIT So That's It, Then
- SUFID Screwing Up Face In Disgust
- SUSFU Situation Unchanged, Still Fouled Up
- SWMBO She Who Must Be Obeyed
- SYT Sweet Young Thing
- TAF That's All, Folks!
- TAFN That's All For Now
- TANJ There Ain't No Justice
- TANSTAAFL There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
- TARFU Things Are Really Fouled Up
- TAS The Animated Series
- TATITI That's All There Is To It
- TBE To Be Expected
- TBYB Try Before You Buy
- TCB Taking Care of Business
- TCBY Taking Care of Business, Ya'll
- TCD The Cat's Dead
- TCFW Too Cute For Words
- TCS Take Care Sweetheart
- TDD The Dog's Dead
- TDM Too Darn Many
- TFE Too Darn Easy
- TFT Thanks for That
- TFTT Thanks For The Thought
- TGAL Think Globally, Act Locally
- TGIF Thank God Its Friday
- TIATLG Truly, I Am The Living God
- TINALO This Is Not A Legal Opinion
- TINAR This Is Not A Recommendation
- TINWIS That Is Not What I Said
- TIWTGLGG This Is Where The Goofy Little Grin Goes
- TJATAW Truth, Justice, And The American Way
- TLA Three Letter Acronym
- TNOTVS There's Nothing On Television, So
- TNX Thanks
- TOBAL There Oughta Be A Law
- TOBG This Oughta Be Good
- TOJ Tears Of Joy
- TOS The Original Series
- TPA Third Party Applications
- TPS This Program Sucks
- TPSS This Program Sucks Severely
- TPTB The Powers That Be
- TRDMC Tears Running Down My Cheeks
- TSJD Texas Size Jelly Donut - official food of Texas sysops
- TSOHF Total Sense Of Humour Failure
- TTBE That's To Be Expected
- TTBOMK To The Best Of My Knowledge
- TTFN Ta-Ta For Now
- TTL4N That's the Lot For Now
- TTM To The Moderator
- TTMS Talk To Me Soon
- TTT That's The Truth
- TTUL Talk To You Later
- TTYL Talk To You Later
- TTYLA Talk To You Later, Alligator
- TTYRS Talk To You Real Soon?
- TTYS Talk To You Soon
- TUFD The User File Died
- TWIU That's What I Understand
- TYVM Thank You Very Much
- USO Un-Started Object
- UTC Under The Counter
- UTT Under The Table
- VBG Very Big Grin
- VETLA Very Enhanced TLA
- WAEF When All Else Fails
- WAMKSAM Why Are My Kids Staring At Me
- WCAGA What Comes Around, Goes Around
- WDYMBT What Do You Mean By That
- WFM Works For Me
- WIBAMU Well I'll be a Monkey's Uncle
- WILTY Would I Lie To You
- WIYR Where Is Your Reply
- WMMOWS Wash My Mouth Out With Soap
- WMRS Write Me Real Soon
- WOA Work Of Art
- WOFTAM Waste of Flaming time and money
- WRT With Regard To
- WTF What the Heck
- WTFDIK What the Heck Do I Know
- WTFDYTYA Who The Heck Do You Think You Are
- WTFO What The Heck, Over
- WTFWT What the Heck Was That?
- WTH What The Hell
- WWNC Will Wonders Never Cease
- WWS Wife Wants Sex
- WWW World Wide Web
- WYGIWYG What You Got Is What You Get
- WYGIWYPF What You Get Is What You Pay For
- WYLABOCTGWTR Would You Like A Bowl Of Cream To Go With That Remark?
- WYLASOMTGWTC Would you like a Saucer of milk to go with that comment?
- WYLASOMWTC Would You Like A Saucer Of Milk With That Comment?
- WYSBYGI What You See Before You Get It
- WYSIWYG What You See Is What You Get
- WYTYSYDG What You Thought You Saw, You Didn't Get
- YAA Yet another Acronym
- YABA Yet Another Bloody Acronym
- YADS Yet Another DOS Shell
- YAFA Yet Another Foolish Acronym
- YAOTM Yet Another Off-Topic Message
- YAR Yet Another Rumor
- YASQ Yet Another Stupid Question
- YATI Yet Another Trek Inconsistency
- YGLT You're Gonna Love This
- YHBM You Have Bin Mail
- YHGASPL You Have Got A Serious Problem, Lad
- YHM You Have Mail
- YHTBT You Had To Be There
- YKYB You Know You've Been
- YKYBHTLWY You know you've been hacking too long when you
- YMBJ You Must Be Joking
- YMBK You Must Be Kidding
- YMMOCV Your Mileage May Of Course Vary
- YMMV Your Mileage May Vary
- YOYOW You Own Your Own Words
- YSS You Suck Severely
- YWSYLS You Win Some, You Lose Some
-