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//=========================================================================== // // name: rnd.c // function: random strings // programmer: MrElusive (MrElusive@idsoftware.com) // Author: Anonymous, Steve Winter and Paul Jaquays // editor: Paul Jaquays, Steve Winter & Seven Swords // last update: 1999-11-02 // tab size: 4 (real tabs) // notes: - //=========================================================================== //=========================================================================== // GROUP A RANDOM MESSAGES ,,, orignal Initial Chat messages // The messages in this sub-grouping are intended as responses to specific // game events. To avoid possible recursion situations, they should not // call each other, but instead, should call plug-in words/phrases from // the GROUP B messages. //=========================================================================== DEATH_BFG0 = { "BFG-whore!"; "Use a skill weapon next time."; "You want fireworks? I'll give you friggin' fireworks!"; } DEATH_BFG1 = { "Awful big gun for a puny wimp."; "Loser!"; "No-skill puke!"; } DEATH_BFG2 = { "BFG-camper!!!"; "~Wuss"; "~Pansy"; } DEATH_BFG3 = { "I think this is ", 0, "'s first kill."; "Are you roasting marshmellows over there, Mr. Camper?"; "Who allowed ", 0," to play with daddy's gun?"; } //+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ //KAMIKAZE INSULTS //+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ DEATH_KAMIKAZE0 = { "Kamikaze wuss!"; "No skill there."; "I gotta learn to run faster."; "That was lame and you know it, ", 0, "!"; } DEATH_KAMIKAZE1 = { "That's a cheap shot!"; "That was over quick."; "Messy, messy."; "So, you fish with dynamite in your free time!"; } DEATH_KAMIKAZE3 = { fighter, "s like you, ", 0, ", you are ruining this sport."; "I thought those were against the law in most places."; "So that's what those flying skulls mean."; "An ant-acid might cure that."; } KILL_KAMIKAZE0 = { "I own you all!"; "Who's got a bodycount?"; "Dodge that ", fighter, "s."; "OK, I admit that was lame. What are you gonna do about it?"; } KILL_KAMIKAZE1 = { "... and nobody's left to clean up the mess!"; "I am Devastation incarnate!"; "Now that's what I call fun!"; "Did I miss anyone?"; } //++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ DEATH_INSULT0 = { "That cheap frag is gonna cost you big time, ", 0, "!"; "No good, yellow-bellied, weasel-faced ^1CAMPER!"; "I'm keeping track of these cheap shots for later."; "Blast! Shot in the back by ", 0, " again!"; 0, ", your Judgement Day is on its way!"; } DEATH_INSULT1 = { "I nominate ", 0, " for the 'Happy Camper Hall of Fame' award."; "I've got no use for snipers, assassins and campers."; "Well lookit that ...heh, heh. My safety was on!"; "You're allowed ~one lucky shot a day, ", 0, "."; "Grrrrrr!"; } DEATH_INSULT2 = { "~Three strikes and you're outta here, ", fighter, "."; "Stinkin', ", fighter, "! What kind of a shot was that?"; "I didn't enjoy that."; "Blast!"; "I'm taking off the kid gloves now, ", 0, "!"; "That was your last free shot, ", 0, "!"; "=P"; "You better have some tricks you haven't shown me yet, ", 0, "."; } DEATH_INSULT3 = { "Warm-up's over. Say your prayers, ", 0, "!"; "That's it. It's not your birthday anymore."; "Now the match gets serious."; "Enjoy that ~one. Your luck is about to run out, ", 0, "."; "I give as I get, ", fighter, " ... and more."; } DEATH_INSULT4 = { "A fluke. Had to be. Won't happen again."; "You just try that again, ", 0, "."; "Accidents happen."; "I'm not impressed, ", 0, "."; "I got ~one just like that for you, ", 0, "."; } DEATH_INSULT5 = { "Full on LUCK!"; "Hah! That only makes me stronger, ", 0, "!"; "You won't get to keep that point for long."; "You must be hurting after that, ", 0, "!"; "They're gonna be picking up pieces of you in the next county."; "Ready or not, here I come back at ya, ", 0, "."; "I'm learning your tricks, ", 0, "."; "Be afraid, ", 0, ". Be very afraid."; } DEATH_INSULT6 = { "Wow, ", 0, ", did your gun misfire or something?"; "My dog is named for you, ", 0, ". 'Frag Head' has a nice ring to it."; "So when did ", 0, " stop cowering and start shooting?"; "Okay, ", 0, ", I have your punk-ass figured."; } DEATH_FEM_INSULT = { 0,", you are gonna be so dead now."; "Drat! There goes ~three hours at the salon down the drain."; "I'm sorry. I forgot to mention that I hold grudges."; "That's it, ", 0, ". We are just so over now."; "Are you wearing your rabbit's foot AND your lucky underwear, ", 0, "?"; } DEATH_FEM_INSULT1 = { "Mmmmmm, you get a lot of mileage out of your tiny gun."; "GREAT! Now my boobs need another implant."; "I ~don't do the dance with losers like you, ", 0, "."; "HA! You can't really kill me, ", 0,". Not permanently."; } DEATH_FEM_INSULT2 = { "Amazing what ", 0, " will do to impress a girl"; "Why must we always let the geek squad play?"; "Let me guess, first time for you ", 0, "?"; "So is that IT?"; } DEATH_LAVA0 = { "How do they keep this stuff from setting up?"; "Never a battle suit when you need ~one."; "My feet were cold."; } DEATH_LAVA1 = { "That's like Africa hot."; "I meant to do that."; "Crud."; } DEATH_LAVA2 = { "I hate that burning sensation"; "Never a ~cigar when you need one"; "Ouch, ouch, hot ... hot..."; } DEATH_SLIME0 = { "What a world ... what a world."; "Ow."; "Mmmmmmm. Toxic."; } DEATH_SLIME1 = { "Ahh ... lawyer hell!"; "I think I found ", 0, "'s ancestors."; "Who spilled the yogurt?"; } DEATH_DROWN0 = { "* Glub *"; "So, I failed Remedial Swimming 101."; "C'mon in! The water's fine!"; } DEATH_DROWN1 = { "Next time, women and children first."; "Everybody, out of the pool."; "I'm sleeping with the fishes now."; } DEATH_DROWN2 = { "I'm just looking for mermaids."; "Instant death, just add water."; "Now that's a water slide!"; } D_PRAISE = { "Yeah, Baby, YEAH!"; "You win the prize for that ~one."; "You go, ", friendname, "!"; "Rockin' shot, ", 0, ". Just ~don't do it again."; "That ~one almost blew me to ", place, "!"; } D_PRAISE1 = { ":)"; "Nice ~one, ", 0, "!"; "Figures. Fragged on the day I ~don't wear clean underwear."; "OK ", 0, " let's dance ~one more time!"; "Let's dance that tune again ... but this time I lead."; } D_PRAISE2 = { "Nice! How you'd do that ", 0, "?"; "Impressive!"; "Excellent!!"; "That rocked ", 0, "!"; "I never saw that ~one coming ", 0, "."; "Nice frag."; } D_PRAISE3 = { "Not gonna let you do that again, ", 0, ". ", negative; "Smooo-oooth"; "Rockin' good shot there."; "Nice style!"; "8-D"; "Stylin'"; } D_PRAISE4 = { "You aren't making this easy for me ", 0, "."; "... and the nominee for best shot is ", 0, "."; "Very Cool"; "Was that a hot shot? ", affirmative; "Nice shootin' ", friendname, "!"; "Nice shootin' ", 0, "!"; } D_PRAISE5 = { "You had me dead to rights with that ~one ", 0, "."; "Magnefique, ", friendname, "!"; "Some mighty fine shooting there, ", friendname, "."; "Send me the instruction book for that move!"; } D_PRAISE6 = { "I'd take a bow but I can't find my legs."; "Looks like all the legends about ", 0, " are true."; "That was bellisimo, baby!"; "They ~don't come much better than that."; } LEVEL_END0 = { "gg"; "Quite the challenge."; "This will not go unavenged."; "Good match ... better if I win."; } LEVEL_END1 = { "gg"; "Bunch of losers."; "I'm definitely out of my league here."; "Figures. 'Mr. Camper' on top."; "Figures. ", 2, " the camper is on the top."; } LEVEL_END2 = { "gg"; "Definitely fun ... let's do it again sometime."; "hehehe"; "Very challenging."; "Whew. Let me catch my breath here."; } LEVEL_END3 = { "gg"; "That was the biggest waste of time ever."; "I really enjoyed that, except for ", 0, "."; "Getting out of here while I still can."; "There's only winning and losing. Nothing in between."; } LEVEL_END4 = { "gg"; "This has been truly tragic."; "It saddens me to see tactics brought to such a low estate."; "I will accept this as yet another learning experience."; } GOODBYE = { "Hasta la vista, ", friendname, "s."; "Oops. No time to chat. Gotta run."; "I'm so outta here."; "Later folks"; } GOODBYE1 = { "Exit, stage left."; "Beam me up scottie."; "I'm outta here."; } GOODBYE2 = { "Goodbye"; "I gotta wash my hair."; "It's been real."; "I got an appointment with my ", random_counselor, "."; } GOODBYE3 = { "Sayonara mutha's"; "Anyone for getting lunch? ", food, " sounds good to me!"; "This is too much for me." "Parting tis sweet sorrow ..."; } GOODBYE4 = { "ttfn"; "C u l8er"; "Gotta fly."; "It's happy hour."; } GOODBYE5 = { "cya"; "Will you look at the time?!"; 0, " is outta here."; } GOODBYE6 = { "Gotta fly"; "Miss ya!... Mean it! ... Not!"; "Fairwell my friends."; "May you all die painfully."; } HELLO = { "Run for cover ", fighter, "s! I'm back!"; "Hi!"; "Oh look, ", 1, "'s back for another beating."; "Hello"; } HELLO1 = { "Hey there, ho there, hi there!"; "I'll bet you missed me."; "G'day mates. Time to toss you on the barbie."; "Yo! ", 0, " is in the house!"; "wassup!"; } HELLO2 = { "wassup!"; "Hey there!"; "I've got a grudge to settle with ", 1, "."; "H'lo"; "I got me some primal urges to work here."; } HELLO3 = { "Howdy!"; "This is GREAT!! I OWN ", 4, "!"; "Who's going to be the first to die?"; "John C said to tell you guys 'hi.'"; } HELLO4 = { "Konnichiwa"; "No challenge here today."; "Run in fear, ", 0, " is here!"; "Hello!"; "Time to party down!"; } HELLO5 = { "Awright!! I OWN this arena!"; "Crap. Losers in here again!"; "Yessss! New victims everywhere!"; "I see ", 1, " just doesn't know when to quit."; "I'm back!"; } HELLO6 = { "Salutations, ", fighter; "I'm taking volunteers for target practice."; "It's showtime!"; "Back for more, eh ", 1, "?"; "Oh yeah! I'm so ready for this."; } HELLO7 = { "Let's get it ON!"; "Great! Nothing but easy frags here today."; "Hello. This is the voice of death speaking."; "Let's do it!"; "Let's frag the losers and make 'em cry!"; } HELLO8 = { "Let's get rollin'!"; "I see ", 1, " has healed from the last beating I gave out."; "I'm just thrilled you could make here today, ", 1, "."; "It's time for some fireworks."; } HELLO9 = { "Heh. ", 4, " is ~one of my favorite places to be."; "Today, I am death incarnate! Fear the name of ", 0, "!"; "Yo, ", 1, ", I've got a rocket with your name on it!"; 0, " is here. There will be no survivors!"; } HELLO10 = { "Hey ", 1, " your mommy said for you to come home right now."; 0, " rules here. You will respect my authority!"; "Hey, we're in ", 4, "! I thought we trashed this place last time."; 4, " again? I'm tired of this arena."; } HELLO11 = { "Yo! I'm back in da House!"; "WOW! Is the circus in town or something?"; "So, ", 1, " we meet again."; } HIT_NOKILL0 = { "I was robbed! That should've fragged you ", 0, "!"; "What? You're supposed to be dead ", 0, "!"; "You wearing iron underpants there, ", 0, "?"; } HIT_NOKILL1 = { "Next time ", 0, " ... you won't be so lucky."; "Run for the health little rabbit!"; "That was just a ranging shot, ", 0, "."; "Use that medkit now, or the next shot's for the money!"; } KILL_INSULT0 = { "C'mon ", 0, "! Try to give me some challenge here."; "Bag 'em, tag 'em and drag 'em!"; "You'e slowing down, ", 0, ". That was far too easy."; } KILL_INSULT1 = { "Nice skull you had there ", 0, "."; 0, ", maybe you ought to take up chess."; "Do you to practice to be that bad, ", 0, "?"; "I'm so good I even impress me!"; "Gotta love this new 'geek-seeking' ammo!"; } KILL_INSULT2 = { "You keep this up and I'm gonna run out of insults."; "Like shootin' fish in a barrel."; "Bah! Too easy!"; "You can't win a match with your thumb in your mouth, ", 0, "!"; "You gonna be a threat anytime soon, ", 0, "?"; "This is too easy."; "Like taking candy from a baby."; "Are you some kind of pacifist, ", 0, "."; "That's what a steady diet of ", food, " will do to you."; } KILL_INSULT3 = { "What is this, some kind of game to you ", 0, "?"; "There's a lot more of the same where that came from, ", 0, "."; "How did you like that ", 0, "?"; "There oughtta be a law against me."; } KILL_INSULT4 = { "I hope you're not the best there is, ", 0, "."; "They got stuff that'll remove those stains."; "How about giving me a little challenge here, ", 0, "?"; "Flat-lined!"; } KILL_INSULT5 = { "Too bad there's no medals for 'best target', ", 0, "."; "Let's see ... you were 'on the phone', right?"; "Hey everyone, it's open season on ", 0, "."; "Bwahahaha!"; } KILL_INSULT6 = { "That's ~one more lesson in humility for you, ", 0, "."; "You can call me the steam-roller, because I just flattened you good."; 0, " is ^1TERMINATED!"; "Oooo ... such language from ~one so lame."; } KILL_INSULT7 = { "Ka-POW!"; "Atomic powered loser remover at your service."; "Now that ~one must have hurt a little."; } KILL_INSULT8 = { "Pathetic. Truly pathetic."; "~One unpleasant learning experience, sunny side up!"; "And I'm still just warming up."; "Is anybody taking notes here? That was a classic frag."; } KILL_INSULT9 = { "Somebody wanna clean this mess up?"; "Why ~don't you just give up ", 0, "?"; "I'm filing a protest. I deserve better opponents than this."; "I'm far too good to be fighting you."; } KILL_INSULT10 = { "Get down and stay down!"; "Surrender now while you still can."; "Can't you at least make this interesting, ", 0, "?"; } KILL_INSULT11 = { "There's no excuse for that kind of sloppy behaviour, ", 0, "."; "Mess with the best, ",0, "; die like the rest!"; "That shot belonged in a museum."; "You do a great 'roadkill' impression, ", 0, "."; } KILL_INSULT12 = { "better run ", 0, " ... I'm catching my stride here."; "Hey ", 0, " ... ya shoulda zigged when ya zagged there."; "Hey nice catch ", 0, "!"; } KILL_INSULT13 = { "Thought so. You got nothing to back up the smack talk."; "You fought the law and the law won." "Just call me 'City Hall.'"; "Oh, Yesssssss!"; } KILL_INSULT14 = { "I thought so. You WERE full of hot air ", 0, "."; "That should take you down a couple hat sizes ", 0, "."; "Thought I should leave you with something to remember me by."; "OK. I'll stop being so easy on you."; } KILL_INSULT15 = { "My how the mighty have fallen. And fallen. And fallen."; "I think this is your exit, ", 0, "."; "Clean up your mess before you go ", 0, "."; "Too easy. I think I'll switch to the gauntlet."; } KILL_INSULT16 = { "BINGO!"; "Left kidney in the side pocket."; "Ugh. You leave quite the mess, ", 0, "."; "Mind if I keep the skull? I'm making a chess set."; } KILL_INSULT17 = { "I'm collecting ears, but I got way too many of yours ", 0, "."; "That was beautiful, like art."; "Whack 'em and Stack 'em!"; "Respect THAT!"; } KILL_INSULT18 = { "I'm simply unstoppable."; "~Don't mind me. I'm just takin' out the trash."; "Bang, yer dead!"; "Hey ", 0, ", you make a great throw rug."; } KILL_INSULT19 = { "Wahooootie!"; "That shot rocked!"; "I think it's time you evolved into something more talented, ", 0, "."; "M-m-m-Momma!"; } KILL_INSULT20 = { "Happy, happy, joy, joy!"; "We aim to please ... ourselves."; "And another species of loser marches into extinction."; } KILL_INSULT21 = { "And another ~one's gone. Another ~one bites the dust."; "Here lies, ", 0, ". Another victim of pointless ambition."; "Skill first, ", 0, "; victory later."; "It's always fun fighting with ", 0, ", 'cause I get to win."; } KILL_INSULT22 = { "Let's hurry this up, I'm running out of good lines."; "Say good night, ", 0, "."; "Happiness is a warm ", weapon, "."; } KILL_INSULT23 = { "I am so :)"; "So many ", fighter, "s, not enough ammo."; "My mama taught me that move ... just before I fragged her."; "I'm gonna keep doing this til you get it right, ", 0, "."; } KILL_INSULT24 = { "Grenade Jump that ", 0, "!"; "I need more targets."; "Are you normally this bad ", 0, "?"; "Groovy."; "You need to spend some more quality time with Crash, ", 0, "."; } KILL_INSULT25 = { "HAH!"; "Maybe next time I just use my bare hands."; "I'm hot and you're not!"; "I've got my groove back."; 0, "'s Arena career looks to be a short ~one."; "You weren't hoping to win today, were you, ", 0, "?"; "You were hoping I'd go easy on you, right, ", 0, "?"; "Well ", 0, ", I see you've met my boomstick."; } KILL_INSULT26 = { "I rock!"; "You suck!"; "What was that? You can't even die right!"; "I give lessons. I think you need 'em."; } KILL_INSULT27 = { "The TimCo Fragamatic! It slices! It dices!"; "Can I get a doggy bag for that?"; "~Don't point that gun at me ", 0, ", unless you know how to use it."; } KILL_INSULT28 = { "SMACK!!"; "POW!"; "You're right. This is all an evil conspiracy."; "Bring 'em on, I'm hot today!!"; } KILL_INSULT29 = { "Next time, I use live ammo."; "Another ~one bites the dust, hey, hey, hey!"; "And that, settles that."; } KILL_INSULT30 = { "Mmmmmmm. Revenge is soooooo sweet!"; "You ain't near fast enough, ", friendname, "."; "I hate you ", 0, " ... and this time I mean it"; } KILL_INSULT31 = { "Man, there isn't enough left of ", 0, " to make gravy."; "Isn't it your bedtime ", 0, "?"; "Hey, ", 0, " does your mommy know you're here?"; } KILL_INSULT32 = { "I'm new and improved. Can't you tell?"; "I don't think I left enough of you to respawn."; "Lesson ~number ~one: Shoot anything that moves."; } KILL_INSULT33 = { "~Two more and I win a free vacation!"; "Mmmmmm. Looks yummy."; 0, ", you have the right to remain dead."; } KILL_INSULT34 = { "Fine ... just be dead then."; "Cooperate and we'll all be done much sooner."; "Nice catch, ", 0, "!"; "Give til it hurts ", friendname, "!"; } KILL_INSULT35 = { "What we have here, is a failure to communicate."; "Next time, I'll do it blindfolded and backwards."; "I'm impressed. That's a lot side meat you had there."; "Ooops. You lose again."; } KILL_INSULT36 = { "Ready to be ground into hamburger again ", 0, "?"; "Hurry up and respawn. I need another cheap frag."; "I'm like a hot knife and you're butter."; "That was quick."; "Premature Termination AGAIN?"; } KILL_INSULT37 = { "Aww did I stain your shirt, ", 0, "?"; "Well, ", 0, ". Think of this as a really fast diet"; 0, " is now a pizza!"; "One move and ", 0," is dead, ... oopsie!"; } KILL_INSULT38 = { "Boom Boom Boom, its time for a broom"; "A couple of shots and you just fall to pieces ", 0, "."; "Hahaha! Stop, ", 0, ", you're killing me. No, wait! I'm killing you!"; } KILL_INSULT39 = { "So you're the best, ", 0, ". Hmmmm. What planet were you from again?"; "You look good on the ceiling ", 0, " ... and on the floor, and the wall ..."; } KILL_EXTREME_INSULT = { "Maybe you're just in the wrong line of business."; "I'm spittin' on your corpse and dancin' on your grave ", 0, "!"; "Stupid, stupid, stupid."; } MISC0 = { "Anyone seen Bitterman around here?"; "I hate L33T Sp34K"; "Aw crap. Not brown AGAIN."; } MISC1 = { "Anyone found the dust puppy yet?"; "Gimme some action!"; "No challenge here today!"; } MISC2 = { "Wahooooooooo!!!"; "I ain't afraid of anyone here."; "Can we wrap this up soon? I need my beauty sleep."; } MISC3 = { "You are all just so dead!"; "Go home and play with your dollies, ", 0, " ... or are they too scary?"; "I've had it for today"; } MISC4 = { "Killme. Killme now!"; "Cowabunga!!"; "*[snicker]*"; "Hey ", 1, ". This blood smear looks just like you."; } MISC5 = { "Anybody out there?"; "I watched your last match, ", 0, ", no threat there."; "Somebody got a match? I can't see."; } MISC6 = { "Hey, ", 0, ", I think I hear your mommy calling."; "Ow ... I bumped my toe on something. Oh, it was your head."; "Warriors, come out and play!!"; } MISC7 = { "Phooey. I'm lost again."; "Hey. Truce. Let's all team up go after the Arena Masters."; "I can smell fear ... and frankly you stink right now."; } MISC8 = { "Where's all the lava? I thought all these arenas had it."; "Where oh where has my little dog gone ... ?"; "Who wants to be a hero?"; } MISC9 = { "I am the rocket lord and I'm giving out samples."; "Who dies first?"; "Am I a god? You even have to ask?"; "I'm surrounded by stinking ", fighter, "s!"; } MISC10 = { "I know where all the hiding places are."; "So, are you hiding, camping, or just running away?"; "Face to face, like true warriors."; } MISC11 = { "There is no honor or glory in camping. Unless I'm doing it."; "Mr. Elusive. Paging Mr. Elusive. Pick up the white courtesy phone."; "I'm confused. Do I have a kick the idiot sign on my back?"; 0, " + ", 5, "= disaster!"; } MISC12 = { "Where are you hiding little rabbit?"; "You know you are just delaying the inevitable ", 0, "."; "You can run, but thre is no place you can hide."; } MISC13 = { "Use it or lose it baby."; "Hey any of you ", fighter, "s got a map for ", 4, "?"; "Holy Crud. Where did that come from?"; "You're a master of disguise ", 1, ". I mistook you for someone dangerous."; } MISC14 = { "Let's agree right now, ", 0, ". I'm the winner and you're not."; "Let's agree right now, you ", fighter, "s. I'm the winner and you're not."; "When you pull out the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend."; "Anyone seen my other leg?"; } MISC15 = { "I've got you ", fighter, "s surrounded."; "Hot spit! I own this arena!"; "Oooooooo. Now I am so scared."; } MISC16 = { "Ahh, No one told me it was an ugly party!"; "I've got a prize for the first ~one who finds me!"; 0, "Needs an ugly slap!"; } GUYTALK = { "*[flex]* Chicks really go for the ripped muscles."; "Oh yeah. That's the way I like it, Baby!"; "I'm just too ~sexy for my own good."; } GUYTALK2 = { "All you chicks keep begging for more"; "Did you see the BFG on that ~one?!"; "I'm not the guy you want to bring home to Mommy."; } PRAISE = { "Next time, things will not go so easy for you ", 0, "."; "I think a retreat is in order on my part ..."; "Not half bad, ", 0, " Not half bad."; } PRAISE1 = { "A solid hit ", 0, "!"; "Definitely ~one for the record books, ", 0, "!"; "Nice. Really nice."; } PRAISE2 = { "Die with a smile ", 0, "!"; "You can't win 'em all, ", 0, " ... unless you're me."; "You need eyes in the back of your head, ", 0, "."; } PRAISE3 = { "Some fine work there!"; "Cool. Show me how you did that ", 0, "."; "Owww. Way to go ", 0, " That definitely hurt."; } PRAISE4 = { "You really die with class, ", 0, "."; "You made me work hard for that ~one ", 0, "!"; "Almost, but not quite enough that time, ", 0, "."; } PRAISE5 = { "I'll knock back a cold ~one for ya ", 0, "!"; "That ~one could have gone either way!"; "Heh Heh, you remind me of my younger self, ", 0, "."; } LEVEL_START0 = { "Ahhhh! I OWN this arena."; "Oh good. I always win here."; "Uggh. Why is it always THIS arena?"; } LEVEL_START1 = { "Raise the curtains and start the band! It's SHOWTIME!"; "Oh yeah! I smell victory already."; "Gonna rock around the clock tonight!"; "It's party time!"; "Everybody out of the pool! I'm swimming with the sharks tonight."; } LEVEL_START2 = { "Come let us frag!"; "I am so ready for this."; "Is everybody ready for some serious fragging?!"; "Time to settle some scores!!"; } LEVEL_START3 = { "It's time for 'Bowling for Morons'"; "I'm like a kid in a candy store!"; "Guess its time to mow the grass."; "Let the tears begin!"; } TAUNT = { "Chew on this!"; "You can eat my socks."; "pineapple salad for everyone."; "Want some? Come and get it!"; } TAUNT1 = { "You can eat my ... dust."; "Hey, catch this."; "Go cry to your mommy."; } TAUNT2 = { "Fear this!"; "Lemme at ya"; "Kissy. Kissy."; } TAUNT3 = { "Come and get some ", 0, "."; "Hey dummy, the action's over here."; "Say cheese!"; } TAUNT4 = { "When I'm done with you, ", 0, " there won't be enough left to spread on a cracker."; "You want praise ", 0, "? Praise this!"; "Run fool! RUN!"; } TAUNT5 = { "Burn baby, burn"; 0, ", is that a mask or are you just naturally ugly?"; "What I have is skill. What you have, ", 0, ", is luck."; } TAUNT6 = { "I think you're the red-shirt here today, ", 0, "."; "I'm the best and you are the rest."; "Do your best, loser."; } TAUNT7 = { "I just punched a hole in your luck ", 0, ", and it's all run out."; "You call this excitement? Not hardly."; 0, ", you are hardly even target practice today."; } TAUNT8 = { "C'mon ", fighter, ", show me what you got."; "You can all go howl!"; "Whatever."; } TAUNT9 = { "**[Sniff Sniff]** smells like ", 0, " is runnin' scared again."; "Oh stop whining, ", 0, "."; "Hey Zippy I'm over here!"; } TAUNT_FEM = { 0, ", I feel your pain ... and I'm getting darn tired of it."; "I am nobody's bee-yatch."; "Men are such babies."; } TAUNT_FEM1 = { "Trick or Treat. Hmmmm. Nothing left but tricks."; "Pigs."; "I am feeling so nasty right now."; } TAUNT_FEM2 = { "I think someone needs to have the air let out of him."; "The difference is that I look good doing this."; "You ought to let your mommy dress you ", 0, "."; 0, ", you can kiss my ... ", weapon, "."; } TAUNT_FEM3 = { "The lips says 'no' ... but my ", weapon, " says 'Hell NO.'"; "I ~don't have to pad it to flaunt it."; "Oh ... that WAS a rocket launcher in your pocket."; } TAUNT_FEM4 = { "Ooooooo. Designer combat boots ", 0, ". How trendy."; "When was the last time you even saw a REAL woman?"; "You know what they say about a man with a small gun?"; } TAUNT_FEM5 = { "Is that the best you've got to offer?"; "Size does matter ", 0, ". Who told you it didn't?"; 0, " is REALLY starting to piss me off."; } TAUNT_FEM6 = { "~Don't call me 'girl.' I am nobody's 'girl.'"; "A ", weapon, " is a grrrl's best friend!"; "Chicks rule. Loozerz drool."; "Mmmmmmmm...baby!"; } TAUNT_FEM7 = { "I ~don't date losers ... I frag them."; "So ", 0, " show me what you think you got."; "What a cute outfit ", 0, ". Did you dress up just for me?"; } TAUNT_FEM8 = { "It's time to stop letting Mommy dress you."; "If you stare less you may get a shot off."; "Hell Yes, I faked it."; } TELEFRAGGED0 = { "Slicker'n snot!"; "Whack! Pay attention ", 0, ". That's how we do it downtown."; "Ewwww. Now I've got ", 0, "'s gick all over me."; } TELEFRAGGED1 = { "Awww. Did it that hurt poor little ", 0, "?"; ":)"; "Atomized!"; } TELEFRAGGED2 = { "That's ~one way to become one with the universe."; "Gotta move faster than that."; "That is just so funny."; } TELEFRAGGED3 = { "Move it or lose it ... permanently."; "Now that's what I call a 'moving violation.'"; "LOL"; } TELEFRAGGED4 = { "WOWEEE!"; "So much for trying to get an autograph."; "That was truly evil. Bwahahahahaha!"; } TELEFRAGGED5 = { "Tag, you're it."; "Beam me up Scotty and we can try it again."; "Billions and billions of little tiny atoms everywhere."; } TELEFRAGGED6 = { "WooHoo!"; "Oh yeah!! Too easy."; "Tis better to give than receive."; } TELEFRAGGED7 = { "Ugh. Someone get a mop."; "Looks like gelatin dessert tonight."; "Careful contents under pressure."; } DEATH_SUICIDE0 = { "Crap!"; "Doh!"; "Frack!"; } DEATH_SUICIDE1 = { "I'm my own worst enemy."; "Grrrrrr."; "Just a minor setback."; } DEATH_SUICIDE2 = { "I hate it when that happens."; "Stop laughing ", 0, "!"; "Hehe"; } DEATH_SUICIDE3 = { "Arrrrg. I can't believe that happened."; "Care to join me down here ", 0, "?"; "Alright, who pushed me?"; } DEATH_SUICIDE4 = { "I can't believe I did that."; "I ~don't plan on repeating this."; "I did that to even the odds ... looked like ", 0, " needed the help."; } DEATH_SUICIDE5 = { "D'oh!"; "Oops"; "Heh"; } DEATH_SUICIDE6 = { "I did that on purpose."; "There's never a personal teleporter when you need ~one."; } KILL_RAIL0 = { "Am I good or what?"; "Just like shooting fish in a barrel."; "WoooHooo. Dodge that suckah."; } KILL_RAIL1 = { "Click. Bang! Splat!"; "I looove this gun."; "Set 'em up and knock 'em down."; } KILL_RAIL2 = { "Thanks for being such a great target ", 0, "."; "Ewwww. That had to hurt."; "Man, I'd hate anyone doing that to me."; } DEATH_RAIL0 = { "Camping Punk!"; 0, "!! You ... CAMPER!"; "Wow. Where did that shot come from?"; "Nice shot ", 0, "!"; } DEATH_RAIL1 = { "Great! ", 0, " gets lucky once and I'm the target!"; "Bet you can't do that again ", 0, "."; 0, " is starting to piss me off."; } DEATH_RAIL2 = { "You have to run out of ammo sometime, camper."; "Camping's fun, ", 0, "But you're going to run out of ammo eventually."; "That's it ", 0, ". No more being nice to you."; "When I find ~one of those, you're in big trouble, ", 0, "."; } KILL_GAUNTLET0 = { "You are such an easy mark!"; "That was fun. I think I'll do it again real soon."; "Uh-oh. My 'Loser-meter' detects ~Zero challenge here."; } KILL_GAUNTLET1 = { "WooHoo. Tag as an 'Extreme Sport'. Gotta love it."; "I float like a butterfly and sting like a bee."; "Reach out and touch ..."; } KILL_GAUNTLET2 = { "Brutal, but effective."; "BIFF!! WHAM!! POW!!"; "Definitely Crude, but it does the job."; } DEATH_GAUNTLET0 = { "Get that thing outta my face ", 0,"!"; "~Don't you ever touch me with that again ", 0,"."; "This is starting to piss me off ", 0,"!"; } DEATH_GAUNTLET1 = { "Yeah. Do that again ", 0, ". I just love being humiliated!"; "That really makes me mad."; "I can't believe I let you do that to me ", 0, "."; } DEATH_GAUNTLET2 = { "I'm not going to let you do that again ", 0, "!"; "Death by gauntlet. I feel so ... so unclean."; "Heh."; } DEATH_FALLING = { "D'oh!"; "Alright, who pushed me?"; "Look Jack, I'm flying!"; } DEATH_TELEFRAGGED0 = { "Dag-nabbit!"; "Dangit, ", 0, ", I told you to quit following me!"; "What a cheap frag ", 0, "."; } DEATH_TELEFRAGGED1 = { "Do that a bunch more, ", 0, ", and you just might beat me."; "Lucky"; "Heh."; } DEATH_TELEFRAGGED2 = { "I bet you're pretty darn proud of yourself right now, " , 0, "."; "**sigh**"; "Nice move ", 0, "."; } DEATH_TELEFRAGGED3 = { "Oh heck."; "I hate that. I just hate that."; "Well, ", 0, ", I owe you ~one for that."; } LEVEL_END_VICTORY0 = { "The air smells like sweet victory right now."; "Yesssssss!!!"; "Holey Moley!"; } LEVEL_END_VICTORY1 = { "I rule this place!"; "I rule ", 4, "!"; "Game Over Man!!"; "I'd like to thank all the little pieces of those who made this possible."; } LEVEL_END_VICTORY2 = { ":-D"; "You ", fighter, "s can all go home now!"; "It's survival of the fittest."; } LEVEL_END_VICTORY3 = { "Humility is for wimps. I AM the Champion!"; "Wahoooo! I am on my way to the top!"; "Outta my way you ", fighter, ". The train is comin' through."; } LEVEL_END_VICTORY4 = { "You gotta earn this spot the hard way, ", 3, "."; "My Momma would be so proud."; "I dedicate this victory to ... ME. Yeah baby."; } LEVEL_END_LOSE0 = { "Great match. Just ~don't expect to repeat it the next time, ", 2, "."; "Of course I lost, I was playing hurt!"; "~Don't get used to it, ", 2, "-- ~lightning doesn't strike twice."; } LEVEL_END_LOSE1 = { "Yeah, I let you win this time, ", 2, "."; "I let you win."; ":-("; } LEVEL_END_LOSE2 = { "I hate losing."; "I hate losing to a worthless ", fighter, " like ", 2, "."; "I'm not a poor loser. I seem to be pretty good at losing."; "Losing stinks."; } DEATH_TALKING = { "I can see that you're not much into the honor and fair play thing, ", 0, "."; "Talker Killer."; "You know, ", 0, ", that was a remarkably cheap shot."; } //=========================================================================== // GROUP B RANDOM MESSAGES ,,, orignal random messages // The messages in this sub-grouping are intended as fill-in-the-blank // variables. Care must be taken not to set up recursive call situations. //=========================================================================== exclamation = {"!"; "!!"; "!"; "!!!"; "!!!!!!!"; "!!!";} good = {"good"; "gooood"; "so good"; "sooo goood";} looser = {"sucker"; "loser"; "sckr"; "loosr";} nerd = {"pizza"; "nerdy"; "nerd";} boyz = {"boyz"; "boyz & grllz"; "girlies";} ramble = {ramblelist; one_liners;} //warning this is a repointer variable response = {affirmative; negative; neutral; response_insult;} //warning this is a repointer variable list_sort = { //points at other random key lists ... be wary of recursion weapon; response; food; liquid; family_member; fighter; item; namez; place; animal; substance; } language = { "English"; "Chinese"; "Dutch"; "Urdu"; "Cantonese"; "French"; "Spanish"; "German"; "Italian"; "Russian"; "Arabic"; "Hebrew"; "Korean"; "Japanese"; "Vietnamese"; "Pushtu"; "Afrikaans"; "Amhara"; "Swahili"; "Greek"; "Japanese"; "Hungarian"; "Polish"; } weapon = { "gauntlet"; "rocket launcher"; "shotgun"; "machine gun"; "grenade launcher"; "railgun"; "plasmagun"; "BFG"; "BFG 10K"; "lightning gun"; } ponder = { "Interesting."; "Hmmmm."; "So What?"; "Now that's something."; "Alright."; "So you say."; "Oh really?"; "Are you crazy?"; "That's crazy!"; "*[YAWN}*"; "That doesn't sound right."; "What?"; "How charming."; "*[ROLLS EYES]*"; "That makes no sense."; "That makes sense."; "That's just stupid."; "Huh."; "Bah!"; "~Don't give me that."; "Horse-puckey!"; "Bull!"; "Here we go again."; "Not again."; "Oh come off it."; "That's bull and you know it."; "Sounds like a conspiracy."; "That's ridiculous."; } response_insult = { "What is this, a radio talk show?"; "Are you just gonna blabber me to death?"; "Will you just shut up and fight?!"; "Bite my ass"; //'cause Graeme said so "Discussion time is over!"; "Take that conversation outside!"; "**[unacceptably rude gesture]**"; "You're confusing me for someone who wants to listen!"; "You've confused me with someone who gives a rip!"; "I can't hear you!"; "What am I supposed to be, your private ", random_counselor, "?"; "Less chatting more shooting!"; "Oh bite me!"; "Bite me fan boy!"; "Oh whatever! Can we just fight?"; "Fight, or get the heck outta Dodge."; "This arena isn't big enough for me and your chat balloon."; negative, " We are not working this out by talking."; "This ain't no war of words we got here."; "This is an arena, not a confessional."; "You trying to talk me to death here?"; "Keep talking, I'm reloading!"; "That mouth of yours makes a great target!"; "That chat balloon makes a great target!"; "I ain't your ", random_counselor, " ", fighter, "."; "We're not here to work out your personal problems."; "You got personal problems, take 'em to your ", random_counselor, "."; "I'm not in a talking mood."; "Will you SHUT UP already?!"; "Shoot me here already, OK?"; "Enough with the talking!"; "Whatsamatter, you not getting enough attention at home?"; "Talk to the ", weapon, ", because the ear ain't listening."; "Keep talking, I need more ammo."; "The arena masters didn't set up a debate club here."; "This is an arena, not a chat room."; "You some kind of touchy-feely, granola-eating nut?"; "Ugh. You gonna get all touchy-feely on me?"; "You want therapy? Therapy this!"; "You need help and I ain't the ~one to help you."; "We FIGHT here. We TALK somewhere else."; "Can't you see I'm busy here?"; "Shouldn't you be doing something about all that pent-up aggression?"; "Cut the chatter."; "Zip the lip, ", fighter, "."; "You wanna keep it down? I'm trying to frag here!"; "Ohboy. Non-moving target!"; "Somebody shut this ", fighter, " up!"; "I ~don't wanna argue! I wanna fight!"; "Somebody kill this ", fighter ," before we're all bored to death."; "Gahhh! You just yakked my ear off!"; "Gahhh!"; "Blah, blah, blah!"; "Whatever."; "Am I supposed to be taking notes here?"; "Just, Shut, UP."; "Will you just stop with all the whining?"; "You're whining again."; affirmative, " Now just SHUT UP!"; "Who do you think I am, Sigmund Freud?!"; "Your MOM!!"; } random_counselor = { //nice people who listen, counsel or give advice "guidance counselor"; "astrologist"; "psychic pal"; "doctor"; "girlfriend"; "sex therapist"; "shrink"; "hair dresser"; "psychiatrist"; "pschologist"; "~witch doctor"; "radio talk show host"; "mother"; "grandmother"; "granny"; family_member; "mommy"; "priest"; "pastor"; "rabbi"; "mullah"; "minister"; "guru"; "bartender"; "imaginary friend"; } family_member = { "sister"; "brother"; "mother"; "father"; "uncle"; "aunt"; "grandmother"; "grandfather"; "cousin"; "second cousin"; "brother-in-law"; "sister-in-law"; "weird uncle"; "goofy aunt"; "niece"; "nephew"; "kid"; } friendname = { "amigo"; "bud"; "buddy"; "chum"; "chummer"; "comrade"; "dude"; "friend"; "guy"; "kid"; "kid-O"; "pal"; "baby"; "Tex"; } different = { "bigger"; "smarter"; "better looking"; "larger"; "uglier"; "smellier"; "cleaner"; "dirtier"; "more beautiful"; "smaller"; "more disturbed"; "crazier"; "more sane"; "less friendly"; "more friendly"; "fatter"; "more powerful"; "more manly"; "more effeminate"; "stupider"; "more alien"; "weirder"; "more normal"; "better educated"; "longer winded"; "more boring"; "goofier"; "more dangerous"; "older"; "younger"; "better off"; "worse off"; "prettier"; "worse looking"; "better smelling"; "better groomed"; "better dressed"; } fighter = { "bottom feeder"; "camper"; "camping punk"; "cheap frag"; "chump"; "coward"; "dirtbag"; "frag bait"; "geek"; "girlie"; "goof-ball"; "hair-ball"; "~jerk"; "lamer"; "little kitten"; "llama"; "loser"; "loozR"; "lounge-lizard"; "microbe"; "monkey butt"; "miserable excuse"; "nerd"; "newbie"; "no-account"; "pissant"; "puke"; "rodent"; "scab"; "scumbag"; "scumbutt"; "~scum-sucker"; "slimeball"; "slime surfer"; "slug"; "spud"; "stiff"; "stupid cow"; "thug"; "vidiot"; "week-night warrior"; "weak-sister"; "wimp"; "yellow-belly"; "frag-weasel"; "hairball"; "lowlife"; "frag farmer"; "spawn camper"; } rearrange = {"DARK CAR MANIAC"; "KICKBUTT"; "~SEVEN SWORDS"; "AWESOME"; "LLAMA"; "LOOZERS"; "ANARKI RULEZ"; "NO CONTEST"; "my mom's name";} femalebot = { "Sorlag"; "Major"; "Hunter"; "Lucy"; "Mynx"; "Angel"; "Slash"; "Daemia"; "Pi"; } androbot = { "Xaero"; "Ranger"; "Keel"; "Razor"; "Visor"; "Patriot"; "Biker"; "Doom"; "Gorre"; "Anarki"; "Grunt"; "Bitterman"; "Hossman"; "Sarge"; "Stripe"; "Wrack"; "Phobos"; "Mr. Elusive"; "Cadavre"; "Fritzkrieg"; } neuterbot = { "Orbb"; "Tankjr"; "Klesk"; "Uriel"; } botnames = { "Xaero"; "Orbb"; "Slash"; "Sorlag"; "Major"; "Uriel"; "Ranger"; "Keel"; "Razor"; "Visor"; "Hunter"; "Tankjr"; "Patriot"; "Biker"; "Lucy"; "Klesk"; "Doom"; "Mynx"; "Gorre"; "Angel"; "Anarki"; "Grunt"; "Bitterman"; "Daemia"; "Hossman"; "Sarge"; "Stripe"; "Wrack"; "Phobos"; "Pi"; "Friztkrieg"; "Mr. Elusive"; "Cadavre";} negative = { "No."; "Nope."; "No way."; "No!"; "Heck no."; "Nahhhhh!"; "Not on your life!"; "Of course not."; "I ~don't think so."; "Homey ~don't play that."; "Sure ... NOT!."; "No."; "Negative."; "I think not."; "No way, Jose."; "No."; "I think maybe ... NO!"; "Forget that!"; "Belay that."; "Forget that."; "Negatory."; "Not a chance."; "Not in a million years!"; "Not now. Not ever."; } affirmative = { "Yes."; "OK!"; "Right!"; "Certainly!"; "It is agreed."; "Yep."; "You bet."; "Uh-huh."; "Of course!"; "You betcha."; "Darn tootin'."; "Affirmative."; "That's a big 10-4!"; "10-4 good buddy!"; "Correct."; "Yeah."; "That is right!"; "You got it!"; "Sure."; "Yes."; "Oui!"; "Precisely right."; "That sounds right."; "Exactly!"; "You know it!"; "Yeppers."; "Absolutely."; "You got that."; "You know it."; "Ain't it the truth."; "Yeah, whatever."; } neutral = { "What are you talking about?"; "Beats me."; "Geez."; "Ick!"; "Wait a sec ... what?"; "I don't understand."; "Dunno."; "Not sure."; "Let me think."; "Hmm."; ":-)"; ";-\\"; ":("; "What do you mean?"; "Am I supposed to tell you?"; "How should I know?"; "I could tell you, but then I would have to kill you."; "I will never tell!"; "I have no idea!"; "~Don't ask me."; "What is this, 20 questions?"; "No ~one said there would be a test."; "I thought YOU knew!"; "I'm not gonna tell you!"; "I know nothing about that!"; "That information is top secret, sorry."; "Can't say."; "Search me!"; "What?!"; "Do what?"; "Huh?"; "I ~don't know that!"; "Sorry, dunno!"; "I am clueless here!"; "I'm too sleepy to think straight."; "Answer hazy. Try back later."; "I dunno, man."; "That's for me to know and you to find out."; "*[confused]*"; "I am not knowing."; "I really ~don't know."; "No idea."; "Haven't the foggiest."; "Can I get back to you later?"; "Errrrrrrr."; "~Don't know."; "Whatever."; "Definitely ... maybe."; "I ~don't know ... what do you think?"; "Whatever does it for you."; "Uhhh . . ."; } confused_response = { "Confused?"; "You are confused?" "Why are you confused?"; "I'm not confused!"; "Sorry confusion caused you."; "I understand perfectly."; "Maybe you have weasels in your brain."; "I understand, ~don't you?"; "Do ... you ... speak ... English?!"; "Are you confused?"; "What ~don't you understand?"; "I understand everything"; "I think you understand perfectly well."; "Did I speak too fast for you?"; "Are you a newbie or something?"; "*[sigh}* ... Newbies."; neutral; response_insult; } ramblelist = { ":-("; ":-)"; "I'm falling asleep here."; "I;m getting sick.. ughh."; "*[vomit]*"; "I'm bored."; "I'm really tired."; "I hate life."; "I just ask for belonging."; "What is everyone talking about?"; "Whoops."; "Yawn"; "Zzzzzzzzzzzz"; "Oh."; "No doubt!"; "I am being repressed by The Man!"; "I see."; "I think I'm getting a cold."; "Ahh."; "Anyone else smell smoke?"; "Anyone here actually have any intelligence?"; "Explain further."; "Fascinating."; "Go on."; "Great."; "Excellent."; "Hahaha"; "Hehehe"; "Shocking!"; "Grrr..."; "pfft!"; "*[sniff]*"; "*[snort]*"; "*[grin]*"; "Hmmm"; "Ummmm"; "Ho hum"; "La de dah."; "Really."; "School sucks."; "La la la la. I'm not listening!"; "So what shall we talk about?"; "That's nice."; "Tsk tsk tsk."; "*[sigh]*"; "Oh?"; "Aaaaaah.";} item = { "2x3 flat-sawed board"; "8-track tape player"; "aluminum can"; "athletic supporter"; "bar code reader"; "bag of cat litter"; "belly button stud"; "bongo set"; "bucket of money"; "can opener"; "car battery"; "car"; "cat"; "ceiling fan"; "cell phone"; "chemistry kit"; "computer"; "console game"; "construction toy"; "curling iron"; "demonic soul"; "digital alarm clock"; "dog"; "DVD player"; "facial tissue"; "floppy drive"; "FM radio"; "German sports car"; "gold coin"; "goldfish"; "hard drive"; "hedge trimmer"; "joystick"; "kielbasa sausage"; "mouse ears"; "mouse pad"; "MP3 player"; "new car"; "Picasso painting"; "pop-up toaster"; "pressure gauge"; "riding lawn-mower"; "rock"; "rubber ball"; "rubber frog"; "snow shovel"; "soccer ball"; "soda pop bottle"; "sports bra"; "statue"; "sticky-note"; "table saw"; "telephone"; "television"; "toe fungus"; "toupee"; "tubes of epoxy glue"; "weed trimmer"; "wig"; "wooden chair"; } place = { "Lake Titicaca"; "42nd Street"; "a pasture"; "Alabama"; "Alaska"; "Amsterdam"; "Arizona"; "Arkansas"; "Atlantis"; "Australia"; "Barcelona"; "Belgium"; "Bergen"; "Berlin"; "Bermuda"; "Birmingham"; "Bonaire"; "Bonn"; "Brazil"; "Brisbane"; "Brussels"; "Calgary"; "California"; "Canada"; "Caracas"; "China"; "Colorado"; "Connecticut"; "Curacoa"; "Dallas"; "Deimos"; "Delaware"; "Denmark"; "Dusseldorf"; "Eldorado"; "Florida"; "France"; "Geneva"; "Georgia"; "Greece"; "Hawaii"; "Idaho"; "Illinois"; "Indiana"; "Indonesia"; "Iowa"; "Isle of Man"; "Istanbul"; "Jackson"; "Jakarta"; "Japan"; "Java"; "Kalamazoo"; "Kansas"; "Katmandu"; "Kentucky"; "Lake Geneva"; "Lesotho"; "London"; "Louisiana"; "Lourdes"; "Maastricht"; "Madagascar"; "Madrid"; "Maine"; "Mars"; "Massachussetts"; "Mesquite"; "Michigan"; "Minnesota"; "Minnesota"; "Mississipi"; "Missouri"; "Montana"; "Moscow"; "my parent's basement"; "Nebraska"; "Nevada"; "New England"; "New Hampshire"; "New Jersey"; "New Mexico"; "North Dakota"; "North Carolina"; "Nova Scotia"; "New York"; "Newcastle"; "Norway"; "Nottingham"; "Ohio"; "Oklahoma"; "Oregon"; "Oregon"; "Oregon"; "Oslo"; "outer space"; "Paris"; "Pennsylvania"; "~Phobos"; "prison"; "Rhode Island"; "Rotterdam"; "Russia"; "San Jose"; "Scotland"; "Seattle"; "South Carolina"; "South Dakota"; "South Africa"; "Spain"; "St. Etienne"; "St. Paul"; "Sweden"; "Tennesee"; "Texas"; "the 3rd planet from the sun"; "the area behind the bleachers"; "the attic"; "the basement"; "the farthest star"; "the ghetto"; "the high plains"; "the Left coast"; "the Midwest"; "the moon"; "the Netherlands"; "the North Pole"; "the Pacific Northwest"; "the planet Uranus"; "the Rocky Mountains"; "the U.S.A."; "the wetlands of Florida"; "Tierra Del Fuego"; "Toronto"; "Toulouse"; "Troy"; "United Kingdom"; "Utah"; "Vancouver"; "Venus"; "Vermont"; "Virginia"; "Washington"; "Washington D.C."; "West Virginia"; "Willemstad"; "Wisconsin"; "Wyoming"; "Yellowstone Park"; "Zambezia"; "Zimbabwe"; } class = { "math"; "English language"; "geometry"; "gym"; "art"; "Spanish language"; "French language"; "German language"; "Latin language"; "Hebrew language"; "Mandarin language"; "Cantonese language"; "Japanese language"; "geography"; "science"; "geology"; "calculus"; "computer science"; "history"; "political science"; "physics"; "economics"; "chemistry"; "biology"; "anthropology"; "elementary education"; "nuclear engineering"; "electrical engineering"; "sociology"; "environmental engineering"; "management"; "accounting"; "marketing";} liquid = { "cola"; "soda pop"; "mocha latte"; "coffee"; "brandy"; "orange juice"; "gin and tonic"; "milk"; "bottled water"; "mineral water"; "hydrochloric acid"; "lye"; "cherry cola"; "beer"; "bitter lemon"; "water"; "rum"; "rum and coke"; "wine"; "gasoline"; "rain water"; "iced tea"; "stout"; "pond water"; "cognac"; "vodka"; "pilsner"; "ale"; "ichor"; "celery soda pop"; "cocoanut milk"; "whiskey"; "scotch"; "bleach"; "turpentine"; "paint thinner"; "pool sanitizer"; "sulfuric acid"; "mercury"; "bicarbonate of soda"; "wine cooler";} number = { "0"; "a billion"; "a trillion"; "a million"; "billions and billions"; "a gross"; "a dozen"; "a couple dozen"; "a baker's dozen"; "1"; "2"; "3"; "4"; "5"; "6"; "7"; "8"; "9"; "10"; "100"; "1,500"; "13"; "234"; "845"; "23"; "42"; "around 11"; "like 2 or 3"; "like 8 or 9"; "a buttload of"; "a bunch of"; "~fifty"; "~sixty"; "~seventy"; "~eighty"; "a hundred"; "a bazillion"; "a trillion";} profession = { "accountant"; "actor"; "archeologist"; "artist"; "astronaut"; "bank robber"; "brick layer"; "cashier"; "cook"; "courier "; "dancer"; "dish washer"; "doctor"; "drinker"; "engineer"; "electrician"; "fast food clerk"; "fast-food manager"; "female impersonator"; "game designer"; "grease monkey"; "hacker"; "judge"; "lawyer"; "~marine biologist"; "messenger"; "musician"; "phone-repairman"; "pizza deliverer"; "plumber"; "police officer"; "preacher"; "pre-school teacher"; "professor"; "radio announcer"; "programmer"; "psychopath"; "rocker"; "sacker"; "salesman"; "scientist"; "slacker"; "stocker"; "student"; "system administrator"; "thief"; "truck driver"; "writer"; "car salesman"; "hair dresser"; "mercenary soldier"; "sailor"; "telephone sanitizer"; } namez = { "N37w1z4rd"; "Sterling"; "Zorgo"; "the FBI"; "the CIA"; "the KGB"; "President McKinley"; "the ghost of Teddy Roosevelt"; "NIA"; "Ninja"; "the evil emperor"; "the evil empire"; "Scarface"; "some guy"; "Nostromo"; "Huckleberry"; "Baxter"; "Scorpio"; "the Cult of Quake"; "the Cult of Cthon"; "the Silver Dawn"; "the Illuminati"; "medieval recreationists"; "gamers"; "elite hackers"; "survival nuts"; "doomsday cultists"; "Y2K survivalist wackos"; "the Mexicans"; "the Aussies"; "the Dutch"; "the telephone company"; "the Cubans"; "the Canadians"; "the Iraqis"; "the Libyans"; "the Communist Chinese"; "the Argentinians"; "the Brazilians"; "the Strogg cyborgs"; "the Russians"; "the Texans"; "the Brits"; "the French"; "the liberal left"; "the left wing media"; "the conservative right"; "chitinids"; "Sorg reptiloids"; "a demigod";} immaturity01 = { "I suppose you're going to test all those other 'special' words too?"; "That's pretty much where I draw the line!"; "I just forwarded that message to your mom."; "I just forwarded that message to the police."; "I just forwarded that message to your ", random_counselor, "."; "*[sigh]* Yeah, you and every other 14-year-old on the planet."; "Still waiting for puberty to hit, eh, ", 7, "?"; "I was right about you."; "PIG!!"; "You disgust me ", 7, "!"; "Oh grow up."; "Do you have to talk about that?"; "Did I really need to know that?"; "Not that again!"; "Disgusting."; "Immature little pervert."; "You're sick, leave me alone."; "Ugh. I think I'm going to throw up."; } proposition01 = { "Hmmmmm. Let's talk about that later."; "Sure. But we should finish this first."; botnames, " may go for that , but not me."; "Tell me more."; "You might want to take a moment and get ready."; "Again?"; "Sure. Meet me in ", level_title, ". I'll be wearing the Battle Suit."; "So .... what are you wearing?"; } male_one_liners = { "He shoots! He scores! The crowd goes wild!"; "I'm the BFG king! Thank you, thank you very much."; } female_one_liners = { "She shoots! She scores! The crowd goes wild!"; "Call me 'Cleopatra,' because I am the queen of denial!"; } one_liners = { "Been there, done that, got the t-shirt."; "Been there, done that, sent the post cards."; "They got post cards for this place?"; "Ow. Not a good time to get a hang nail."; "You got an early retirement coming up, ", 0, "."; "We are definitely not going there."; "Time to dance on the avalanche again."; "Run, run, as fast as you can. Can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread man!"; "Time to reap the whirlwind."; "I'm your ~one-way ticket to oblivion."; "If you can't keep up with the big dogs, stay on the porch."; "Brain, brain, blown away, respawn back another day."; "The pain ... it's so ... motivating."; "Welcome to Etermination Central."; "Welcome to Frag School. Lessons are free today."; "The freight train is a-coming through."; "There will be NO survivors."; "Chew on this!"; "Yippie-ki-yi-yay!"; "Ammo-gram!"; "Get ready to join the dinosaurs ", 0, "."; "Well blow me down!"; "Shiver me timbers!"; "You're pretty fly for a meat pie."; "I have not yet begun to fight."; "Ink this on your tailbone!"; "Fear stalks you like heat!"; "Taste the fever wind!"; "Feel my shrieking rocket blast in your gibs!"; "Is this a bad time for you?"; "Winning's not everything -- it's just my middle name."; "Too bad about your ribcage."; "You better see a doctor about that."; "Is that weapon licensed?"; "Watch your back -- I am."; "Hey, was that your chest or yesterday's spaghetti I stepped in?"; "It's Killer time!"; "Spot & splatter."; "Did you see that? I didn't think so."; "Have a double-ought forget-me-not."; "It's dangerous sneaking up behind a cyborg."; "Didn't your mother teach you never to run with a ~rail gun?"; "I thought I told you to shut up."; "I'm sure I told you to shut up."; "Hey, little kitty-cat, I have a treat for you."; "Guaranteed to remove unwanted brain tissue."; "I found this rocket -- it has your name on it."; "You ain't near fast enough, Tex."; "Try pulling that little triggery thing."; "Juggle grenades -- it's a blast!"; "Neither snow, nor sleet, nor rain of gibs will prevent delivery of the ~rail."; "Paper, scissors, ROCKET!"; "I'm bad to your ~bones."; "Your mom should have warned you about me."; "I ~don't like to speak ill of the dead, but you suck."; "Pain clears the mind."; "I can take away your pain."; "You're runnin' with the big dogs now."; "You shouldn't oughtta have made me mad."; "It's not too late to apologize."; "We accept all leading surrender cards."; "Welcome to Generation Ex."; "Annrkee Roolz!"; "Loose lips need to be sewed shut."; "You got real purty eyes."; "Why do you run away? Won't you be my friend?"; "Put down the gun and we'll talk."; "I swear, you got no sense O' humor."; "Ping! Found you!"; "What's the sound of one hand slapping?"; "I ~don't know which came first, you or the egg."; "I can't carry all this ammo. You want some?"; "I got blisters on my trigger finger!";} adj = { "scary"; "furry"; "colorful"; "old"; "new"; "greasy"; "slimy"; "sticky"; "humongous"; "big"; "small"; "little"; "soft"; "hard"; "strange"; "fluffy"; "eerie"; "weird"; "teeny-tiny"; "tiny"; "smelly"; "high-tech"; "fat"; "putrid"; "skinny"; "dark"; "light"; "heavy";} color = { "blue"; "red"; "white"; "pink"; "green"; "yellow"; "clear"; "tangerine"; "black"; "purple"; "pink"; "brown"; "tan"; "gray"; "olive"; "orange"; "violet"; "gold"; "silver"; "bronze"; "scarlet"; "crimson"; "rusty"; "crystal clear"; "emerald green"; "bloody red"; "chartreuse"; "fuschia"; } whenf = { "never"; "when?"; "next week"; "next month"; "a long time from now"; "2 million A.D."; "not now"; "tommorrow"; "tonight"; "in ~one year"; "in ", number, " years"; "in the next millenium"; "next year"; "in 2010"; "in the year 2025"; "in 2001"; "when the cows come home"; "in an aeon or ~two"; "who knows when";} whenp = { "1 million BC"; "a very long time ago"; "just this morning"; "yesterday"; "last week"; "last month"; number, " years ago"; number, " weeks ago"; "last week"; "1999"; "1776"; "1492"; "1066"; "1984"; "before breakfast";} time = { "0:00"; "1:00"; "2:00"; "3:00"; "4:00"; "5:00"; "6:00"; "7:00"; "8:00"; "9:00"; "10:00"; "11:00"; "12:00"; "1:30"; "2:30"; "3:30"; "4:30"; "5:30"; "6:30"; "7:30"; "8:30"; "9:30"; "10:30"; "11:30"; "12:30";} food = { "anchovies"; "asparagus puree"; "baked potato"; "bananas"; "barbeque"; "beans and wieners"; "beef ~jerky"; "beef"; "black jellybeans"; "buffalo chicken wings"; "cabbage"; "canned meat"; "cheese puffs"; "cheese spread"; "cheese"; "chicken"; "Chinese take-out"; "chips and salsa"; "cottage cheese"; "dehydrated Brussel sprouts"; "eggplant"; "french fries"; "fried chicken"; "fried pork rinds"; "fugu"; "greasy fast food"; "ham"; "hamburger"; "head cheese"; "kung pao chicken"; "liver"; "liver and onions"; "mammoth meat"; "meatloaf"; "nachos"; "oatmeal"; "olive loaf"; "onion rings"; "pate fois gras"; "pickled pig's feet"; "pizza"; "popcorn"; "porkchops and applesauce"; "quesadillas"; "rutabaga paste"; "salami"; "sardines"; "sashimi"; "shrimp"; "shrimp cocktail"; "sliced white bread"; "soup"; "spaghetti"; "steak"; "sushi"; "sweet and sour"; "taffy"; "teriyaki"; "Texas toast"; "tuna fish"; "turkey"; "vegetarian meat loaf"; "goat meat"; } animal = { "monkey"; "tiger"; "horse"; "hippo"; "sheep"; "lion"; "cow"; "wombat"; "kangaroo"; "zebra"; "giant eel"; "raccoon"; "duck"; "dog"; "cat"; "shark"; "spotted owl"; "mouse"; "rat"; "moose"; "armadillo"; "aardvark"; "wombat"; "goose"; "gorilla"; "squirrel"; "chipmunk"; "platypus"; "blue-footed booby"; "caribou"; "head louse"; "mosquito";} weather = { "hot"; "Afica-hot"; "showering meteors"; "raining acid"; "threatening tornadoes"; "frigid"; "snot-freezing cold"; "melt-your-brains hot"; "bitter cold"; "Equatorial"; "cold"; "windy"; "so-so"; "hot as Hades"; "cold as Hades"; "sunny"; "cloudy"; "rainy"; "pretty cool"; "a bit warm"; "overcast"; "storming"; "raining"; "flooding"; "snowing"; "hailing"; "sleeting";} month = { "January"; "February"; "March"; "April"; "May"; "June"; "July"; "August"; "September"; "October"; "November"; "December";} substance = { // weird or unusual substance "catnip"; "breath mints"; "stamp glue"; "cottage cheese"; "fruit juice"; "ice cubes" "doggie biscuits" "durian candy";} level_title = { // the titles of the game maps "Training Realm"; "Arena Gate"; "House of Pain"; "Arena of Death"; "Powerstation 0218"; "Place of Many Deaths"; "The Forgotten Place"; "The Campgrounds"; "The Proving Grounds"; "Temple of Retribution"; "Brimstone Abbey"; "Hero's Keep"; "Hell's Gate"; "The Nameless Place"; "Deva Station"; "The Dredwerkz"; "Vertical Vengeance"; "Lost World"; "Grim Dungeons"; "Demon Keep"; "Fatal Instinct"; "The Bouncy Map"; "The Longest Yard"; "Space Chamber"; "Apocalypse Void"; "Final Encounter"; "Dueling Keeps"; "Brimstone Abbey"; "The Stronghold"; "Assassins' Roost"; "Space CTF"; } liquidmeasures = { // Uriel's dramatic measurements of liquid "gallons"; "litres"; "swirling rivers"; "bottomless oceans"; "cascading fountains"; "churning seas"; "steaming lakes"; "endless streams"; "raging tides";} operation1 = { // Ranger's Mission Statements, part one "Ambivalent"; "Benignant"; "Blasphemous"; "Convenient"; "Conventional"; "Convincing"; "Corpulent"; "Desert"; "Desperate"; "Deviant"; "Disturbing"; "Dormant"; "Extreme"; "Flagrant"; "Flatulent"; "Frequent"; "Heroic"; "Hideous"; "Malignant"; "Mighty"; "Migrant"; "Missing"; "Northern"; "Pristine"; "Rolling"; "Secret"; "Significant"; "Somnambulant"; "Southern"; "Statutory"; "Succulent"; "Torpid"; "Troubled"; "Truculent"; "Vagrant"; "Vapid"; "Vibrant"; } operation2 = {// Ranger's Mission Statements, part two "Argument"; "Bosom"; "Breakfast"; "Breeze"; "Buffalo"; "Childhood"; "Colors"; "Crime"; "Dinner"; "Eagle"; "Excuse"; "Experiment"; "Falcon"; "Flyer"; "Fruit"; "Growth"; "Haiku"; "Hawk"; "Heat"; "Humor"; "Intern"; "Luggage"; "Lunch"; "Manhood"; "Measures"; "Mistake"; "Morsel"; "Other"; "Stock"; "Storm"; "Tiger"; "Tumor"; "Violation"; "Visage"; "Waters"; "Wave"; "Wind"; "Winter"; "Womanhood"; } curse = { "Curse you, "; "A pox on you, "; "Blast you, "; } // The following are for use in game modes that use a the team chat function teamchat_01 = { //randoms for teamchat replies "Go on without me."; " "; " "; "I won't follow you anymore."; "Watch your back."; "Be alert."; "You go on ahead."; "Carry on without me."; "You go on."; "Go on without me."; } teamchat_02 = { "I'm going my own way now."; " "; " "; "]:-("; "I give up already."; "Ask someone else."; "I'm gonna do something else."; "I'm going to do something else."; "I'm off duty."; "I'm off."; "I quit."; } teamchat_03 = { "No ~one gets past this camper."; "The enemy is toast!"; "The enemy doesn't stand a chance against me."; "Let's hammer these losers!"; "Let's hammer these ", fighter, "s!"; } teamchat_04 = { "No need to panic,"; "~Don't get excited,"; "~Don't get your panties in a bunch,"; "Calm down, "; "Take a deep breath,"; "Whoaaa there pardner,"; "Chill,"; "Back off,"; "Take it easy,"; "Lighten up,"; } //General hints and tips for better playing playtips = { "In the language of the arena, a 'frag' means a 'kill'."; "Running is faster, but walking is quieter."; "Use sound cues to tell you where your enemies can be found."; "When using weapons that do not hit instantly, aim your weapon where you estimate the opponent will be."; "The Personal Teleporter can save you from a falling death."; "Some weapons do a 'splash' radius damage. An effective tactic is to fire at walls or floors near your foe."; "Use the ~railgun against foes bouncing in the air."; "Learn to use all weapons equally well. ~Don't rely on favorites."; "Use a combination of weapons to make frags happen faster."; "At close range, the shotgun delivers an extremely powerful attack."; "Never turn your back on the enemy. Run backwards and shoot."; "When you are hurt, health and armor are often more important than getting the frag."; "Mentally keep track of power-up re-spawn times."; "Learn the arenas & make them your home! Knowledge is power."; "Jumping frequently can help avoid enemy shots."; "Change directions frequently when moving."; "Develop paths that let you harvest or control items."; "~Don't be predictable."; "~Don't be a monkey."; "~Don't use splash weapons, like the rocket launcher, in close quarters."; "Fire grenades into rooms containing multiple enemies."; "Hunt down your enemies rather than letting them hunt you."; "Keep Hunter away from the ~lightning gun."; "The ~railgun and a high sniper position are a deadly combination."; "Jumping while running is faster."; "If you can spare the ammo, fire rockets or grenades through door openings for chance frags."; "Practice 'air control', moving while jumping on bounce or acceleration pads to control where you will land."; "Learn your enemy's behavior."; "Estimate where an enemy will be and prepare for the shot."; "'Camping' means positioning yourself so your field of fire covers an important arena location."; "Firing shots at weapon or power up re-spawn points can catch a lucky frag."; "Combine the Haste power up and the plasma gun for a deadly effect."; "Mynx's favorite weapon is the shotgun."; "NEVER, never, never let Klesk or Xaero get the ~railgun!"; "The Battle Suit is a great rocket jumping aid."; "Never kick your bosses' butt in a death match."; "Fear the click. Change weapons BEFORE you run out of ammo."; "Always hit your enemy and never let them hit you."; "The red 'Fog of Death' is bad for your health."; "BFG ammo is a rare and wonderful gift. Use it wisely."; "Learn your foes' strengths. Keep them from their best weapons."; "Health and armor are important. Keep them well stocked up."; "Try talking to your opponents. They may surprise you."; "Practice combinations of maneuvers like jumping and shooting."; "To rocket jump, point your rocket launcher floorward, fire and jump simultaneously."; "Rocket jumping without wearing armor is likely to be fatal."; "The BFG can be used for rocket jumping, but why waste it?"; "Master the skill of 'strafing': moving from side to side without turning."; "Most weapons require more than ~one hit to frag an opponent."; "The ~railgun is an excellent sniper weapon."; "The ~railgun is a poor choice for close-in fighting."; "The ~railgun takes a few seconds to recharge before it can fire again."; "If you fall too far, you take damage."; "Most falls to solid surfaces in the arenas will not kill an uninjured warrior."; "The Arenas Eternal are not a safe place."; "~Don't stay where you spawn in."; "Generally speaking ... Frag everything that isn't you."; "In 'free for all fights', the match begins when you enter the arena."; "In team games, ~don't hog all the resources."; "~Don't wait to start collecting weapons and armor. Your opponents won't."; "Power ups like the ~quad spawn into the arena later on."; "Red hot and deadly, that's what lava is."; "Try hopping out of lava. You take less damage that way."; "The Battle Suit will protect you completely from lava."; "The Battle Suit offers little protection against direct hits."; "Green and dangerous, that's what slime is."; "Generally speaking, slime is not as deadly as lava."; "The Battle Suit will protect you completely from slime."; "The BFG is a powerful weapon and appears in the game only rarely."; "Be careful of the BFG's damage splash in close quarters."; "The modern BFG requires more skill to use than its predecessor."; "You lose points when you are fragged by hazards in the arena itself."; "Death by falling costs you a frag point."; "Dying in a pit of red fog costs you a frag point."; "Falling into the void of space costs you a frag point."; "Weapon traps that kill you cost you a frag point."; "Use the 'say_team' command to control computer gladitors on your side in a team game."; "Use an opponent's injury sounds to assess how badly damaged he or she may be."; "Pressing the attack against a badly injured opponent is often worth the risk."; }