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  1.                    Sent to ModemNews by John Cosolito
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  3.                       A Yuppie's Bedtime Prayer
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  6.                    Now I lay me down to sleep,
  7.                    I pray my Cuisinart to keep.
  8.                    I pray my stocks are on the rise,
  9.                    And that my analyst is wise,
  10.                    And all the wine I sip is white
  11.                    And that my hot tub's watertight.
  12.                    That racquetball won't get too tough,
  13.                    That all my sushi's fresh enough.
  14.                    I pray my cordless phone still works,
  15.                    That my career won't lose its perks,
  16.                    My microwave won't radiate,
  17.                    My condo won't depreciate.
  18.                    I pray my health club doesn't close,
  19.                    And that my money market grows.
  20.                    If I go broke before I wake
  21.                    I pray my Volvo they won't take.
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