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  1. Newsgroups: soc.singles
  2. Path: sparky!uunet!zaphod.mps.ohio-state.edu!pacific.mps.ohio-state.edu!linac!att!cbnews!eleanor
  3. From: eleanor@cbnews.cb.att.com (Piglet)
  4. Subject: Re: Flirting How To Guide/Backrubs
  5. Organization: the house on the corner
  6. Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 01:53:38 GMT
  7. Message-ID: <1993Jan26.015338.6704@cbnews.cb.att.com>
  8. References: <1993Jan24.064613.29860@leland.Stanford.EDU> <1993Jan24.220457.12422@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> <JULIE.93Jan25184327@cucbs.chem.columbia.edu>
  9. Sender: eleanor@cbnews.cb.att.com (eleanor.j.evans)
  10. Lines: 15
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  12. In article <JULIE.93Jan25184327@cucbs.chem.columbia.edu> julie@cucbs.chem.columbia.edu (Julie Wright) writes:
  13. >... those of us who don't like backrubs are physically unaffectionate,
  14. >sexually disfunctional, cold-hearted, and generally no fun at all...
  15.  
  16. >---Julie  ("Ew, stop!!  You're messing up my hair!")
  17.  
  18. How can you tell when a [insert gender-appropriate generic ethnic 
  19. reference here] is coming?
  20. She drops her nail-file.
  21.  
  22. How can you tell when a [iggerh] is _really_ coming?
  23. She hangs up on her mother.
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  26. Piglet (who, btw, _doesn't_ have BigHair, _despite_ having moved to NJ)
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