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- From: crawford@ben.dev.upenn.edu (Lauren L. Crawford)
- Newsgroups: soc.singles
- Subject: Valentine's Day Personal Ad
- Message-ID: <106459@netnews.upenn.edu>
- Date: 25 Jan 93 17:01:33 GMT
- Sender: news@netnews.upenn.edu
- Organization: University of Pennsylvania
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- Hi. I'm not too young, not too old, with long blond hair. Unless you
- prefer dark brown hair, in which case it's dark brown. Sometimes it's
- short. And red. My eyes are sweet baby blue ... except when they're
- deep, mysterious brown. Or green. Hazel. Whatever.
-
- I'm tall and svelte, with lots of curves. Or maybe not so many curves.
- If you prefer short, I'm short.
-
- I like ballroom dancing and disco dancing. I've been known to contra
- dance and square dance. I've been known to hate dancing altogether. I
- like to dress up in little black dresses and pearls, or dress down in jeans
- and a sweatshirt. I like to go out and party, or stay home and nuzzle by
- the fire. Or watch TV and eat popcorn. Or mow the lawn. Or go to poetry
- readings. Or heavy metal rock concerts. I camp. I fish. I ride dirt
- bikes. Or ... I'm very domestic and love to cook and sew. Unless that
- puts you off.
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- I like sports, if you do. Whatever sports you like, I like. Or, if you
- are a couch potato, so am I.
-
- You are tall, dark, and handsome. Although looks really don't count; I'm
- too deep for that. Send a photo, though. I don't care what you earn, but
- I hope you're really, really rich. I saw "Pretty Woman" 12 times. He
- bought her a *lot* of stuff. If you like Julia Roberts, I look just like
- Julia Roberts.
-
- You are intelligent. Well, you don't have to be intelligent. Your
- personality is warm, kind, funloving, eccentric ... maybe not eccentric.
- You don't have to be funloving or warm, either, if you don't want to be.
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- You are male, and you have a pulse.
-
- Hope to hear from you soon.
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- --
- I can identify with steelworkers. I can identify with workers that have
- had a difficult time. -- Former Vice-President Danforth Quayle
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- Lauren Crawford // crawford@ben.dev.upenn.edu
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