NetNews Usenet Archive 1993 #3/NN_1993_3.iso/spool/soc/singles/37295

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From: [e-mail] (drieux, just drieux)
Subject: Excuse Please, which Planet????
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Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 05:13:16 GMT
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trygve,

I'd of given you a 4.5, but you
failed to get an obligatory MPFC reference
linked into it....

ciao
drieux

[e-mail] (trygve lode) writes:
]
] Trygve   ("Excuse me, do you speak jargon?")
] --
]                <At this point they have backed up nearly to the doors of the
]                only working hotel elevator which slide open quickly with a
]                loud "shhhh" noise to reveal:>
]
]       Cap N. Kirker:  How do you do?
]                       I see you've met my faithful cue-card holder.
]                       He's just a little miffed because, when you knocked,
]                       he thought you were his ride to Boulder.
]
]                       Don't get strung out by the way I look.
]                       Don't judge my ware by its tupper.
]                       I'm not much of a man on a regular day,
]                       but when I direct, I'm a hell of a lover.
]
]                       <Cap N. Kirker tosses off his cape to reveal his
]                        outfit which consists of gold lingerie with a
]                        starfleet insignia.>
]
]                       I'm just a sweet transportee
]                       From the Enterprise transporter room.
]                       Let me show you my lines;
]                       Maybe emote a few times.
]                       You look like you're both really super.
]                       If you'd like something visual
]                       But not too abyssmal
]                       We could take in a season of T. J Hooker.
]
]                       I'm just a sweet transportee
]                       From the Enterprise transporter room.
]                       Why don't you stay for the night.
]                       Or maybe, a bite.
]                       I could show you my favorite...obsession
]                       I've got a makeup man
]                       Who gives me curly brown hair and a tan
]                       And just in time for me to yell "Action!"
]
]      (The Trekkie Terror Picture Show will be back after this message.)


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