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- From: mhr@hpuerca.atl.hp.com (Mike Reaser)
- Subject: Foreplay
- Message-ID: <C1H82t.ECK@hpuerca.atl.hp.com>
- Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 19:42:28 GMT
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- In <mattm-260193092601@mcmelmon.apple.com> mattm@apple.com (Matthew Melmon) writes:
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- >A delightful, if straight (if there is such a thing in Australia)
- >couple on one of our Golden Oldies stations had innumerable witty
- >contributions to my early-morning enjoyment - not the least of
- >which was the following:
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- > What's Australian foreplay? - Hey, love, you awake?
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- How about the variation I've heard all my life?
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- What's West Virginia foreplay? - Brace yo'self, honey.
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- I've also been told variants where "West Virginia" is replaced by
- "mountain", "hillbilly", "hick", "country", and "Appalachian".
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