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  4. From: thai@aries.scs.uiuc.edu (Sankaran Thayumanavan)
  5. Subject: religion
  6. Message-ID: <thai.728102487@aries>
  7. Summary: religion
  8. Sender: usenet@news.cso.uiuc.edu (Net Noise owner)
  9. Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
  10. Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 02:41:27 GMT
  11. Keywords: religion
  12. Lines: 38
  13.  
  14.  
  15. Hallo!
  16.  
  17. i got this mail from my friend.  just thought i would post it.  
  18. if you are too religious, you might not want to read this.
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  20.       
  21.  Short Guide To Comparative Religion
  22. Taoism:  Shit happens.
  23. Confucianism:  Confucius say, "Shit happens"
  24. Islam:  If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
  25. Buddhism:  If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
  26. Roman Catholicism:  Shit happens because you are bad.
  27. Calvinism:  Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
  28. Judaism:  Why does this shit always happen to me?
  29. Lutheranism:  If shit happens, have faith, and it will stop happening.
  30. Presbyterianism:  If shit has to happen, let it happen to some one else.
  31. Zen Buddhism:  What is shit anyway
  32. Jesuitism:  If shit happens and nobody hears it, did it really make a sound?
  33. Christian Science:  If shit happens, don't worry; it will go away on its own.
  34. Hedonism:  When shit happens, enjoy it.
  35. Seventh Day Adventism:  Shit happens every day but Saturday.
  36. Hare Krishna:  Shit happens.  Rama, rama ohm, ohm.
  37. Rastafarianism:  Let's smoke this shit.
  38. Hinduism:  This shit happened before.
  39. Mormonism:  This shit happened before, and it's going to happen again.
  40. Atheism:  Shit doesn't happen.
  41. Agnosticism:  Maybe shit happens, and Maybe it doesn't.
  42. Stoicism:  So shit happens.  Big deal I can take it.
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  44.  
  45. disclaimer: my friend sent this to me.  he got it from another friend. we
  46. don't know the source of it.  if it was posted in this net before. well!
  47. read it again.  unknown source is acknowledged.  my employer does not 
  48. have any connections with this.
  49.  
  50. bye,
  51. thai 
  52.