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  1. Newsgroups: rec.humor
  2. Path: sparky!uunet!charon.amdahl.com!pacbell.com!decwrl!sdd.hp.com!zaphod.mps.ohio-state.edu!howland.reston.ans.net!usc!cs.utexas.edu!torn!watserv2.uwaterloo.ca!mach1!mach2.wlu.ca!dness
  3. From: dness@mach2.wlu.ca (Drew Ness)
  4. Subject: The difference between......
  5. Message-ID: <C1Jnys.5AI@mach1.wlu.ca>
  6. Nntp-Posting-Host: mach2.wlu.ca
  7. Sender: news@mach1.wlu.ca (news facility)
  8. Organization: Wilfrid Laurier University
  9. Distribution: na
  10. Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 03:20:51 GMT
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  14. Q:   What's the difference between a banjo and a trampoline?
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  16. A:   You take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline.
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  20. Q:   How do you stop a guitar player from playing?
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  22. A:   Put music in front of him (or her).
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