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  1. Newsgroups: rec.humor
  2. Path: sparky!uunet!nwnexus!osiris
  3. From: David Ruggiero <osiris@halcyon.com>
  4. Subject: What's for dinner, Daddy?
  5. Message-ID: <1993Jan28.051734.15160@nwnexus.WA.COM>
  6. Originator: osiris@halcyon.com
  7. Sender: sso@nwnexus.WA.COM (System Security Officer)
  8. Reply-To: osiris@halcyon.halcyon.com (David Ruggiero)
  9. Organization: [none - why fight entropy?]
  10. Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 05:17:34 GMT
  11. Lines: 12
  12.  
  13. {Original. Mine. Rejected by r.h.f. Sigh.}
  14.  
  15.    A spokesman for the West-coast fast-food chain "Jack-in-the-Box"
  16.    today announced plans for the company to take advantage of the
  17.    free publicity afforded by current headlines (children dying after
  18.    eating contaminated hamburgers) by renaming itself
  19.  
  20.                       "Jack-in-a-Pine-Box".
  21.  
  22.  
  23. -- 
  24. David Ruggiero  (jdavid@halcyon.com)       Seattle, WA: Home of the Moss People
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