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  2. From: Treble@asc.slb.com (John Treble)
  3. Newsgroups: rec.humor
  4. Subject: Re: Need retirement jokes!
  5. Followup-To: rec.humor
  6. Date: 25 Jan 1993 14:51:10 GMT
  7. Organization: ASC-Austin
  8. Lines: 27
  9. Distribution: world
  10. Message-ID: <Treble-250193084803@asc438.asc.slb.com>
  11. References: <1993Jan22.124927.2062@gnv.ifas.ufl.edu>
  12. NNTP-Posting-Host: asc438.asc.slb.com
  13.  
  14. In article <1993Jan22.124927.2062@gnv.ifas.ufl.edu>, wcf@gnv.ifas.ufl.edu
  15. wrote:
  16. > 
  17. > A professor I work with is retiring next week and I tho't I'd come up with some
  18. > retirement jokes. If you have any or know the whereabouts of the archive, please send 
  19. > me the info ....Thanks...Chris 
  20.  
  21. When my step-father retired from his orthodontist practice, we got business
  22. cards printed up for him.  They looked sort of like this:
  23. -------------------------------------------
  24. No Practice                 No Commitments |
  25. No Appointments               No Deadlines |
  26. No Payroll                      No Alibies |
  27.         Arthur E. Carlsen, D.D.S.          |
  28.             Orthodontist                   |
  29.               Retired                      |
  30. No Plans                    No Connections |
  31. No Problems                   No Prospects |
  32. No Responsibilities             No Nothing |
  33. -------------------------------------------
  34. He absolutely LOVED his new business cards and hands them out to all his
  35. golf buddies!  They were a fun gift!
  36.  
  37. John Treble
  38. treble@asc.slb.com "My humble, but accurate, opinion does not necessarily
  39. reflect that of my employer. I get full credit for my insightful and witty
  40. comments!"
  41.