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Subject: Re: Interim Canonical List of DO IT lines (AKA Everybody Does It)REFRESH
Message-ID: <1993Jan24.224433.14013@bsu-ucs>
Date: 25 Jan 93 03:44:33 GMT
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Organization: Ball State University, Muncie, In - Univ. Computing Svc's
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In article <[e-mail]>, [e-mail] writes:
> The Canonical List of DO IT lines (AKA Everybody Does It)
> =========================================================
> #02 Feb 1993 - Initial list
>
> Mini Table of Contents
> 1) Introduction
> 2) THE LIST
> 3) Notes and PS
>
> ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
> Introduction
> ------------
>
> As we know EVERYBODY DOES IT; it is just a matter of how and with what.
>
> This list contains lines about people of different professions, and in
> fact a few individuals, who "Do It".  Now this list can be taken as pointers
> on how people have sex, but that is not necessarily the case.  Please
> remember this if you want to submit items to be added to the list.  None
> are to be blatent sexual methods.
>
> Thanks to those who started this list (several times over) and continue
> to contribute to it.
>
> ** There are additional notes at the bottom explaining some of the "do it's"
>
> ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
>
>
> A KING does it with his official seal
> ACCOUNTANTS are good with figures
> ACCOUNTANTS do it for profit
> ACCOUNTANTS do it with balance
> ACCOUNTANTS do it with double entry
> ACCY MAJORS do it in numbers
> ACROPHOBES get down
> ACTORS do it in the limelight
> ACTORS do it on camera
> ACTORS do it on cue
> ACTORS do it on stage
> ACTORS play around
> ACTORS pretend doing it
> ACUPUNCTURISTS do it with a small prick
> ADA PROGRAMMERS do it by committee
> ADA PROGRAMMERS do it in packages
> ADVERTISERS use the "new, improved" method
> ADVERTISING MAJORS do it with style
  AEROBICS INSTRUCTORS do it in step
> AEROBICS INSTRUCTORS do it until it hurts
> AEROSPACE ENGINEERS do it with lift and trust
> AGENTS do it undercover
> AI HACKERS do it artificially
> AI HACKERS do it breast first
> AI HACKERS do it depth first
> AI HACKERS do it robotically
> AI HACKERS do it with robots
> AI HACKERS do it with rules
> AI HACKERS make a big production out of
> AI HACKERS make a big production out of it
> AI PEOPLE do it with a Lis(ss)p
> AIR COURIERS do it all over the world in big jets {a}
> AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLERS do it by radar
> AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLERS do it in the dark
> AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLERS do it with their tongue
> AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLERS tell pilots how to do it
> AIRLIFTERS penetrate further, linger longer, and drop a bigger load
> AIRLINE PILOTS do it at incredible heights
> ALEXANDER PORTNOY does it alone
> ALGEBRAISTS do it with homomorphisms
> ALGOL 68 PROGRAMMERS do it od
> ALGOL PROGRAMMERS block it out
> ALGORITHMIC ANALYSTS do it with a combinatorial explosion
> ALPINISTS do it higher
> ALVIN TOFFLER will do it in the future
> AM DISC JOCKEYS do it with Modulated Amplitude
> AMBULANCE DRIVERS come quicker
> AMERICA finds it at Waldenbooks
> ANAESTHETISTS do it until you fall asleep
> ANALOG HACKERS do it continuously
> ANARCHISTS do it revoltingly
> ANESTHETISTS do it painlessly
> ANGLERS do it with worms
> ANIMATORS do it 24 times a second {b}
> ANNOUNCERS broadcast
> ANSI does it in the standard way
> ANTHROPOLOGISTS do it with culture
> APL PROGRAMMERS are functional
> APL PROGRAMMERS do it backwards
> APL PROGRAMMERS do it in a line
> APL PROGRAMMERS do it with stile
> APOLOGISTS do it orally
> ARCHEOLOGISTS do it with mummies
> ARCHEOLOGISTS like it old
> ARCHERS use longer shafts
> ARCHITECTS are responsible for the tallest erections
> ARCHITECTS do it late
> ARCHITECTS have great plans
> ARCHITECTURAL HISTORIANS can tell you who put it up, how big it was
>     and why it's no longer standing
> ARCHITECTURE MAJORS stay up all night
> ARLO GUTHRIE does it on his motorcycle
> ARSONIST do it with fire
> ART HISTORIANS can tell you who did it, where they did it, what they
>     used and how they did it, but shudder at the possibility of doing
>     it themselves
> ARTILLERYMEN do it with a burst
> ARTISTS are exhibitionists
> ARTISTS do it by design
> ARTISTS do it in the buff
> ARTISTS do it with creativity
> ARTISTS do it with emotion
> ASSASSINS do it from behind
> ASSEMBLER PROGRAMMERS do it one-to-one
> ASSEMBLY LINE WORKERS do it over and over
  ASTRONAUTS do it while spaced out
> ASTRONAUTS do it in orbit
> ASTRONAUTS do it on the moon
> ASTRONOMERS can't do it with the lights on
> ASTRONOMERS do it all night
> ASTRONOMERS do it from light-years away
> ASTRONOMERS do it in the dark
> ASTRONOMERS do it only at night
> ASTRONOMERS do it under the stars
> ASTRONOMERS do it whenever they can find a hole in the clouds
> ASTRONOMERS do it while gazing at Uranus
> ASTRONOMERS do it with all the stars
> ASTRONOMERS do it with big bang
> ASTRONOMERS do it with heavenly bodies
> ASTRONOMERS do it with long tubes
> ASTRONOMERS do it with stars
> ASTRONOMERS do it with their telescopes
> ASTRONOMERS do it with Uranus
> ASTROPHYSICISTS do it with a Big Bang
> ASTROPHYSICISTS do it with a big bang
> AT&T does it in long lines
> ATTORNEYS make better motions
> AUDITORS like to examine figures
> AUSTRALIANS do it down under
> AUTHORS do it by rote
> AUTO MAKERS do it with optional equipment
> AUTO MAKERS do it with standard equipment
> AUTO MECHANICS do it under hoods, using oil and grease
> BABIES do it in their pants
> BABYSITTERS charge by the hour
> BACH did it with the organ
> BAILIFFS always come to order
> BAKERS do it for the dough
  BAKERS let it rise
> BAKERS knead it daily
> BALLERINAS do it en point
> BALLET DANCERS do it on tip-toe
> BALLET DANCERS do it with toes
> BANANA PICKERS do it in bunches
> BANANAS do it in bunches
> BAND MEMBERS do it all night
> BAND MEMBERS do it in a parade
> BAND MEMBERS do it in front of 100,000 people
> BAND MEMBERS do it in public
> BAND MEMBERS do it in sectionals
> BAND MEMBERS do it on the football field
> BAND MEMBERS play all night
> BANJO PLAYERS pluck with a stiff pick
> BANKERS do it for money, but there is a penalty for early withdrawal
> BANKERS do it with interest, but pay for early withdrawl
> BAPTISTS do it under water
> BARBARIANS do it with anything
> BARBERS do it and end up with soaping hair
> BARBERS do it with Brylcreem
> BARBERS do it with shear pleasure
> BARTENDERS do it on the rocks
> BASEBALL PLAYERS do it for a lot of money
> BASEBALL PLAYERS do it in teams
> BASEBALL PLAYERS do it with their bats
> BASEBALL PLAYERS hit more home runs
> BASEBALL PLAYERS make it to first base
> BASIC PROGRAMMERS do it all over the place
> BASIC PROGRAMMERS GOTO it
> BASKETBALL PLAYERS score more often
> BASS PLAYERS just pluck at
> BASSISTS do it with their fingers
> BATMAN does it with Robin
> BAYSEIANS probably do it
> BEEKEEPERS like to eat their honey
> BEER BREWERS do it with more hops
> BEER DRINKERS get more head
> BEETHOVEN did it apassionately
> BEETHOVEN was the first to do it with a full orchestra
> BELL LABS PROGRAMMERS do it with UNIX
> BELL-RINGERS pull it themselves
> BICYCLISTS do it in 10 speeds
  BICYCLISTS do it off the road
> BICYCLISTS do it with 10 speeds
> BIOLOGISTS do it with clones
> BIRDS do it, bees do it, even chimpanzees do
> BLONDES do it with a thermos {c}
> BO JACKSON knows doing it
> BOARDHEADS do it with stiff masts
> BODY-BUILDERS do it with muscle
> BOOKKEEPERS are well balanced
> BOOKKEEPERS do it for the record
> BOOKKEEPERS do it with double entry
> BOOKWORMS only read about it
> BOSSES delegate the task to others
> BOWLERS do it in the alley
> BOWLERS have bigger balls
> BOXERS do it with fists
> BOY SCOUTS do it in the woods
> BRICKLAYERS lay all day
> BRIDGE PLAYERS do it with finesse
> BRIDGE PLAYERS try to get a rubber
> BUDDHISTS imagine doing
> buddhists imagine doing it
> BUILDING INSPECTORS do it under the table
> BURGLARS do it without protection
> BUS DRIVERS come early and pull out on time
> BUS DRIVERS do it in transit
> BUSINESSMEN screw you the best they can
> BUTCHERS have better meat
> C PROGRAMMERS continue it
> C PROGRAMMERS SWITCH and then BREAK it
> C PROGRAMMERS SWITCH often
> C++ PROGRAMMERS do it with class
> C++ PROGRAMMERS do it with private members and public objects
> C++ PROGRAMMERS do it with their friends, in private
  CADAVERS do it stiffly
  CADAVERS do it six feet under
  CADAVERS do it under wraps
  CADAVERS do it with their eyes closed
> CALCULUS MAJORS do it in increments
> CALCULUS STUDENTS do it by parts
> CALIFORNIANS do it laid back
> CAMPERS do it in a tent
> CAR CUSTOMISERS do it with a hot rod
> CAR MECHANICS jack it
> CARDIOLOGISTS do it halfheartedly
> CARDIOLOGISTS do it lightheartedly
> CARPENTERS do it tongue-in-groove
> CARPENTERS hammer it harder
> CARPENTERS nail harder
> CARPET FITTERS do it on their knees
> CARPET LAYERS do it on the floor
> CARTOONISTS do it with just a few good strokes
> CATHOLICS do it a lot
> CATHOLICS talk about it afterwards
> CAVALIERS do it mounted
> CAVERS do it in the mud
> CBers do it on the air
> CELLISTS give better hand jobs
> CHEERLEADERS do it enthusiastically
> CHEERLEADERS do it with more enthusiasm
> CHEFS do it for dessert
> CHEFS do it in the kitchen
> CHEMICAL ENGINEERS do it in packed beds
> CHEMICAL ENGINEERS do it under a fume hood
> CHEMISTS do it in an excited state
> CHEMISTS do it in test tubes
> CHEMISTS do it in the fume hood
> CHEMISTS do it periodically on table
> CHEMISTS do it reactively
> CHEMISTS like to experiment
> CHESS PLAYERS check their mates
> CHESS PLAYERS do it in their minds
> CHESS PLAYERS do it with knights/kings/queens/bishops/mates
> CHESS PLAYERS mate better
> CHESSPLAYERS check their mates
> CHIROPRACTORS do it by manipulation
> CHIROPRACTORS do it, but they X-ray it first
> CHOIR BOYS do it unaccompanied
> CIRCUIT DESIGNERS have a very low rise time
> CIRCUIT DESIGNERS offer VLSI {d}
> CITY PLANNERS do it with their eyes shut
> CITY STREET REPAIRMEN do it with three supervisors watching
> CIVIL ENGINEERS do it by reinforcing it
> CIVIL ENGINEERS do it in the dirt
> CIVIL ENGINEERS do it with an erection
> CLERICS do it with their gods
> CLIMBERS do it on rope
> CLOCK MAKERS do it mechanically
> CLOWNS do it for laughs
> CLUSTER ANALYSTS do it in groups
> COACHES whistle while they work
> COBOL HACKERS do it by committee
> COBOL PROGRAMMERS do it very slow
> COBOL PROGRAMMERS do it with bugs
> COCKROACHES have done it for millions of years, without apparent ill-effects
> COCKTAIL WAITRESSES serve highballs
> COLLECTORS do it in sets
> COLONEL SANDERS does it, and then licks his fingers
> COLONEL SANDERS does it, then licks his fingers
> COMEDIANS do it for laughs
> COMMODITIES TRADERS do it in the pits
> COMMUNICATIONS ENGINEERS do it 'til it Hertz
> COMMUNISTS do it without class
> COMPLEXITY FREAKS do it with minimum space
> COMPOSERS do it by numbers
> COMPOSERS do it with a quill and a staff
> COMPOSERS do it with entire orchestras
> COMPOSERS leave it unfinished
> COMPUTER ENGINEERS do it with minimum delay
> COMPUTER GAME PLAYERS just can't stop
> COMPUTER NERDS just simulate it
> COMPUTER OPERATORS do it upon mount requests
> COMPUTER OPERATORS get the most out of their software
> COMPUTER OPERATORS peek before they poke
> COMPUTER PROGRAMMERS do it bit by bit
> COMPUTER PROGRAMMERS do it interactively
> COMPUTER PROGRAMMERS do it logically
> COMPUTER SCIENCE students do it with hard drives
> COMPUTER SCIENTISTS do it bit by bit
> COMPUTER SCIENTISTS do it on command
> COMPUTER SCIENTISTS simulate doing it
> COMPUTERS do it in ASCII, except IBM's which use EBCDIC
> CONDUCTORS do it rhythmically
> CONDUCTORS do it with the orchestras
> CONDUCTORS wave it up and down
> CONFECTIONERS do it sweetly
> CONGREGATIONALISTS do it in groups
> CONGRESSMEN do it in the House
> CONSTRUCTION WORKERS do it higher
> CONSTRUCTION WORKERS lay a better foundation
> CONSULTANTS tell others how to do it
> COOKS do it with grease and a lot of heat
> COOKS do it with oil, sugar and salt
> COPIER REPAIRMEN do it with duplicity
> COPS do it arrestingly
> COPS do it at gun-point
> COPS do it by the book
> COPS do it with cuffs
> COPS do it with electric rods
> COPS do it with nightsticks
> COPS have bigger guns
> COWBOYS handle anything horny
> COWGIRLS like to ride bareback
> COWS do it in leather
> CRANE OPERATORS have swinging balls
> CREDIT MANAGERS always collect
> CROSS-WORD PLAYERS do it crossly
> CROSSCOUNTRY RUNNERS do it in open fields
> CRYONICISTS stay stiff longer
> CRYPTOGRAPHERS do it secretly
> CS111 STUDENTS do it in binary
> CS111 STUDENTS do it with interspersed comments
> CS111 STUDENTS do it with ORGs
> CUCKOOS do it by proxy
> DAN QUAYLE does it in the dark
> DANCERS do it in leaps and bounds
> DANCERS do it to music
> DANCERS do it with grace
> DANCERS do it with their high heels on
> DARK HORSES do it come-from-behind
> DATA PROCESSORS do it in batches
> DB PEOPLE do it with persistence
> DEADHEADS do it with Jerry
> DEBATORS do it in their briefs
> DEEP-SEA DIVERS do it under extreme pressure
> DEER HUNTERS will do anything for a buck
> DELIVERY MEN do it at the rear entrance
> DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES do it and make you pay for it later
> DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES do it underwater
> DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES do it until they can't remember
> DEMONSTRATERS do it on the street
> DENTAL HYGENISTS do it till it hurts
> DENTISTS do it in your mouth
> DENTISTS do it orally
> DENTISTS do it prophylactically
> DENTISTS do it with drills and on chairs
> DENTISTS do it with filling
> DEPROGRAMMERS do it with sects
> DETECTIVES do it under cover
> DIETICIANS eat better
> DIGITAL HACKERS do it off and on
> DIRECT MAILERS get it in the sack
> DISCOVER (TM) gives you cash back
> DISPATCHERS do it with frequency
> DITCH DIGGERS do it in a damp hole
> DIVERS do it deeper
> DIVERS do it for a score
> DIVERS do it underwater
> DIVERS do it with a twist
> DJs do it on request
> DJs do it on the air
> DOCTORS do it in the OR
> DOCTORS do it with injection
> DOCTORS do it with patience
> DOCTORS do it with pills
> DOCTORS take two aspirin and do it in the morning
> DOMINOS does it in 30 minutes or less
> DON'T do it with a BANKER; most of them are tellers
> DONERS do it for life {e}
  DRAMA STUDENTS do it for applause
> DRAMA STUDENTS do it with an audience
> DRIVERS do it with their cars
> DRUGGISTS fill your prescription
> DRUIDS do it in the bushes
> DRUIDS do it with animals
> DRUIDS leave no trace
> DRUMMERS always have hard sticks
> DRUMMERS beat it
> DRUMMERS do it in 4/4 time
> DRUMMERS do it longer
> DRUMMERS do it louder
> DRUMMERS do it with a better beat
> DRUMMERS do it with both hands and feet
> DRUMMERS do it with great rhythm
> DRUMMERS do it with rhythm
> DRUMMERS do it with their wrists
> DRUMMERS have faster hands
> DRUMMERS pound it
> DRYWALLERS are better bangers
> DUNGEON MASTERS do it any way they feel like
> DUNGEON MASTERS do it anywhere they damn well please
> DUNGEON MASTERS do it behind a screen
> DUNGEON MASTERS do it in ways contrary to the laws of physics
> DUNGEON MASTERS do it to you real good
> DUNGEON MASTERS do it whether you like it or not
> DUNGEON MASTERS do it with dice
> DUNGEON MASTERS have better encounters
> DYSLEXIC PARTICLE PHYSICISTS do it with hadrons
> ECONOMISTS do it at bliss point
> ECONOMISTS do it cyclically
> ECONOMISTS do it in an Edgeworth Box
> ECONOMISTS do it on demand
> ECONOMISTS do it with a dual
> ECONOMISTS do it with an atomistic competitor
> ECONOMISTS do it with interest
> EE CUMMINGS does it with ease
> ELECTRICAL EDUCATION MAJORS teach it by example
> ELECTRICAL ENGINEERS are shocked when they do it
> ELECTRICAL ENGINEERS do it on an impulse
> ELECTRICAL ENGINEERS do it with faster rise time
> ELECTRICAL ENGINEERS do it with large capacities
> ELECTRICAL ENGINEERS do it with more frequency and less resistance
> ELECTRICAL ENGINEERS do it with more power and at higher frequency
> ELECTRICAL ENGINEERS do it with super position
> ELECTRICAL ENGINEERS do it without shorts
> ELECTRICAL ENGINEERS resonate until it hertz
> ELECTRICIAN undo your shorts for you
> ELECTRICIANS are qualified to remove your shorts
> ELECTRICIANS check your shorts
> ELECTRICIANS do it in their shorts
> ELECTRICIANS do it just to plug it in
> ELECTRICIANS do it until it Hertz
> ELECTRICIANS do it with 'no shorts'
> ELECTRICIANS do it with spark
> ELECTROCHEMISTS have greater potential
> ELEVATOR men do it up and down
> ELVES do it in fairy rings
> EMPLOYERS do it to employees
> EMT's do it in ambulances
> ENGINEERS are erectionist perfectionists
> ENGINEERS charge by the hour
> ENGINEERS do it any way they can
> ENGINEERS do it at calculated angles
> ENGINEERS do it in Mudd
> ENGINEERS do it in practice
> ENGINEERS do it precisely
> ENGINEERS do it roughly
> ENGINEERS do it to a first order approximation
> ENGINEERS do it with less energy and greater efficiency
> ENGINEERS do it with precision
> ENGINEERS simply neglect it
> ENGLISH MAJORS do it with an accent
> ENGLISH MAJORS do it with style
> ENTOMOLOGISTS do it with insects
> ENTREPRENEURS do it with creativity and originality
> ENTYMOLOGISTS do it with bugs
> EVANGALISTS do it with HIM watching
> EXECUTIVES do it in briefs
> EXECUTIVES do it in three piece suits
> EXECUTIVES have large staffs
> EXISTENTIALISTS do it alone
> FACTOR ANALYSTS rotate their principal components
> FAITH HEALERS do it with whatever they can lay their hands on
> FANTASY ROLEPLAYERS do it all night
> FANTASY ROLEPLAYERS do it all weekend
> FANTASY ROLEPLAYERS do it in a dungeon
> FANTASY ROLEPLAYERS do it in a group
> FARMERS do it all over the countryside
> FARMERS do it in the dirt
> FARMERS do it on a corn field
> FARMERS plant it deep
> FARMERS spread it around
> FEDERAL EXPRESS COURIERS will absolutely, positively do it overnight
> FENCERS do it in a full lunge
> FENCERS do it with a thrust
> FENCERS do it with three feet of sword
> FETUSES do it in-vitro
> FIREMEN are always in heat
> FIREMEN do it wearing rubber
> FIREMEN do it with a big hose
> FIREMEN find `em hot, and leave `em wet
> FISHERMEN are proud of their rods
> FISHERMEN do it for reel
> FLAGPOLE SITTERS do it in the air
> FLAUTISTS blow crosswise
> FLYERS do it in the air
> FLYERS do it on top, upside down, or rolling
> FM DISC JOCKEYS do it in stereo and with high fidelity
> FOOTBALL PLAYERS are measured by the yard
> FOOTBALL PLAYERS do it offensively/defensively
> FORESTERS do it in trees
> FORGERS do it hot
> FORMULA ONE RACERS come too fast and in laps
> FORTH PROGRAMMERS do it from behind
> FORTRAN PROGRAMMERS do it with SOAP
> FORTRAN PROGRAMMERS just DO it
> FOUR-WHEELERS eat more bush
> FRANK SINATRA does it his way
> FRATERNITY MEN do it with their little sisters
> FRUSTRATED HACKERS use self-modifying infinite perversion
> FURRIERS appreciate good beaver
> FUZZY THEORISTS both do it and don't do it
> GAMBLERS do it on a hunch
> GAMBLERS do it with a kidde (kitty)
> GARBAGEMEN come once a week
> GARDENERS do it by trimming your bush
> GARDENERS do it in bed
> GARDENERS do it on the bushes
> GARDENERS do it twice a year and then mulch it
> GARDENERS have 50 foot hoses
> GAS STATION ATTENDANTS pump all day
> GENERALS have something to do with the stars
> GENETISTS do it with sick genes
> GEOGRAPHERS do it everywhere
> GEOGRAPHERS do it globally
> GEOLOGISTS are great explorers
> GEOLOGISTS do it eruptively, with glow, and always smoke afterwards
> GEOLOGISTS do it in folded beds
> GEOLOGISTS do it to get their rocks off
> GEOLOGISTS know how to make the bedrock
> GEOMETERS do it constructively
> GERALD FORD does it on his face
> GNOMES are too short to do it
> GNU PROGRAMMERS do it for free and they don't give a damn about look & feel
> GOLF PLAYERS always sink their putts
> GOLFERS do it in 18 holes
> GRADUATES do it by degrees
> GRAVEDIGGERS die to do it
> GREEKS do it with their brothers and sisters
> GUITAR PLAYERS do it with a G-string
> GUITAR PLAYERS had their licks
> GUITAR PLAYERS have their pick
> GUITARISTS strum it with their pick
> GYMNASTS do it with grace
> GYMNASTS mount and dismount well
> GYNEACOLOGISTS mostly sniff, watch and finger
> HACKERS appreciate virtual dresses
> HACKERS are I/O experts
> HACKERS avoid deadly embrace
> HACKERS discover the powers of two
> HACKERS do it a little bit
> HACKERS do it absolutely
> HACKERS do it all night
> HACKERS do it at link time
> HACKERS do it attached
> HACKERS do it automatically
> HACKERS do it bottom up
> HACKERS do it bug-free
> HACKERS do it by the numbers
> HACKERS do it concurrently
> HACKERS do it conditionally
> HACKERS do it detached
> HACKERS do it digitally
> HACKERS do it discretely
> HACKERS do it during downtime
> HACKERS do it during PM
> HACKERS do it efficiently
> HACKERS do it faster
> HACKERS do it forever even when they're not supposed to
> HACKERS do it globally
> HACKERS do it graphically
> HACKERS do it immediately
> HACKERS do it in a HRRI
> HACKERS do it in batches
> HACKERS do it in dumps
> HACKERS do it in less space
> HACKERS do it in libraries
> HACKERS do it in loops
> HACKERS do it in O(n log n)
> HACKERS do it in parallel
> HACKERS do it in SEXTRAN
> HACKERS do it in stacks
> HACKERS do it in the microcode
> HACKERS do it in the software
> HACKERS do it in trees
> HACKERS do it in two states
> HACKERS do it indirectly
> HACKERS do it interactively
> HACKERS do it iteratively
> HACKERS do it loaded
> HACKERS do it locally
> HACKERS do it randomly
> HACKERS do it recursively
> HACKERS do it reentrantly
> HACKERS do it relocatably
> HACKERS do it sequentially
> HACKERS do it synchronously
> HACKERS do it top down
> HACKERS do it with all sorts of characters
> HACKERS do it with bugs
> HACKERS do it with computers
> HACKERS do it with DDT
> HACKERS do it with demons
> HACKERS do it with editors
> HACKERS do it with fewer instructions
> HACKERS do it with high priority
> HACKERS do it with insertion sorts
> HACKERS do it with interrupts
> HACKERS do it with key strokes
> HACKERS do it with open windows
> HACKERS do it with phantoms
> HACKERS do it with quick sorts
> HACKERS do it with recursive descent
> HACKERS do it with side effects
> HACKERS do it with simultaneous access
> HACKERS do it with slaves
> HACKERS do it with their fingers
> HACKERS do it with words
> HACKERS do it without a net
> HACKERS do it without arguments
> HACKERS do it without detaching
> HACKERS do it without proof of termination
> HACKERS do it without protection
> HACKERS do it without you even knowing it
> HACKERS don't do it -- they're hacking all the time
> HACKERS get off on tight loops
> HACKERS get overlaid
> HACKERS have better software tools
> HACKERS have faster access routines
> HACKERS have good hardware
> HACKERS have high bawd rates
> HACKERS have high bod rates
> HACKERS have it where it counts
> HACKERS have response time
> HACKERS know all the right MOVs
> HACKERS know what to diddle
> HACKERS make it quick
> HACKERS multiply with stars
> HACKERS stay logged in longer
> HACKERS stay up longer
> HACKERS take big bytes
> HAIR STYLISTS are shear pleasure
> HAIRDRESSERS give the best blow jobs
> HAM OPERATORS do it with frequency
> HAM RADIO OPERATORS do it till their GigaHertz
> HAM RADIO OPERATORS do it with higher frequency
> HAM RADIO OPERATORS do it with more frequency
> HANDYMEN do it with whatever is available
  HANDYMEN like to pound it in
> HANDYMEN like good screws
> HANG-GLIDERS do it in the air
> HARDWARE buffs do it in nanoseconds
> HARDWARE designers' performance is hardware dependant
> HARDWARE HACKERS are a charge
> HARDWARE HACKERS do it closely coupled
> HARDWARE HACKERS do it electrically
> HARDWARE HACKERS do it intermittently
> HARDWARE HACKERS do it noisily
> HARDWARE HACKERS do it on a bus
> HARDWARE HACKERS do it over a wide temperature range
> HARDWARE HACKERS do it with AC and DC
> HARDWARE HACKERS do it with bus drivers
> HARDWARE HACKERS do it with charge
> HARDWARE HACKERS do it with connections
> HARDWARE HACKERS do it with emitter-coupled logic
> HARDWARE HACKERS do it with female banana plugs
> HARDWARE HACKERS do it with male connectors
> HARDWARE HACKERS do it with maximum ratings
> HARDWARE HACKERS do it with power
> HARDWARE HACKERS do it with resistance
> HARDWARE HACKERS do it with transceivers
> HARDWARE HACKERS do it with uncommon emitters into open collectors
> HARDWARE HACKERS have faster rise times
  HARDWARE HACKERS like to finger the mainframe
> HARDWARE HACKERS have sensitive probes
> HARPISTS do it by pulling strings
> HAWAIIANS do it volcanicly
> HEDGEHOGS do it cautiously
> HEINZ does it with great relish
> HELICOPTER PILOTS do it while hovering
> HELICOPTER PILOTS do it with autorotation
> HERMITS do it alone
> HEWLETT PACKARD does it with precision
> HIKERS do it naturally
> HISTORIANS did it
> HISTORIANS do it for prosperity
> HISTORIANS do it over long periods of time
> HISTORIANS study who did it
> HOBBITS do it only if it isn't dangerous
> HOCKEY-PLAYERS do it; so what?
  HOCKEY PLAYERS use hard sticks
  HOCKEY PLAYERS do it in 90 minutes
> HORN PLAYERS do it French style
> HORSEBACK RIDERS stay in the saddle longer
> HUNTERS do it in the bush
> HUNTERS do it with a bang
> HUNTERS do it with a big gun
> HUNTERS eat what they shoot
> HUNTERS go deeper into the bush
> HURDLERS do it every 10 meters
> HYDROGEOLOGISTS do it till they're all wet
> HYPERTRICHOLOGISTS do it with intensity
> I just do it
> I/O HACKERS do it without interrupt
> I/O HACKERS have to condition their device first
> ILLUSIONISTS fake it
> ILLUSIONISTS only look like they're doing it
> INDIVIDUALIST does it with himself
> INDUCTORS dissipate after doing it
> INFANTRYMEN do it in the trench
  INFANTRYMEN are ordered to do it
> INFECTIOUS DISEASE RESEARCHERS do it with breeding and culture
> INFORMATION THEORISTS analyze it with Wiener filters
> INSURANCE SALESMEN are premium lovers
> INTERIOR DECORATORS do it all over the house
> INTERPRETERS do it manually and orally
> INTROVERTS do it alone
> INVENTORS find a way to do it
> IRS does it everywhere
> IRS does it to everyone
> ITALIANS do it better {f}
> JANITORS clean up afterwards
> JANITORS do it with a plunger
> JEDI KNIGHTS do it forcefully
> JEWELLERS mount real gems
> JEWS worry about doing it
> JOCKEYS do it at the gate
> JOCKEYS do it on the horse-back
> JOCKEYS do it with their horses
> JOCKEYS do it with whips and saddles
> JOGGERS do it on the run
> JUDGES do it in chambers
> JUDGES watch it and give scores
> JUGGLERS do it in a flash
> JUGGLERS do it with more balls
> JUGGLERS do it with their balls in the air
> KAYAKERS do it, roll over, and do it again
> KEYBOARDISTS use all their fingers
> KEYBOARDISTS use both their hands on one organ
> KORFBALL PLAYERS do it with the other sex
> LANDLORDS do it every month
> LANDSCAPERS plant it deeper
> LASER PRINTERS do it without making an impression
> LAWYERS do it in their briefs
> LAWYERS do it on a table
> LAWYERS do it on a trial basis
> LAWYERS do it to you
> LAWYERS do it with clause
> LAWYERS do it with extensions in their briefs
> LAWYERS do it, which is a great pity
> LAWYERS lie about doing it and charge you for believing them
> LAWYERS would do it but for 'hung jury'
> LEFT HANDERS do it right
> LIBRARIANS do it by the book
> LIBRARIANS do it on the shelfs
> LIBRARIANS do it quietly
> LIFEGUARDS do it on the beach
> LINGUISTS do it with their tongues
> LIONS do it with pride
> LISP HACKERS are thweet
> LISP HACKERS do it in lambda functions
> LISP HACKERS do it with rplacd
> LISP PROGRAMMERS do it by recursion
> LISP PROGRAMMERS do it without unexpected side effects
> LISP PROGRAMMERS have to stop and collect garbage
> LOCKSMITHS can get into anything
> LOGIC PROGRAMMERS do it with unification/resolution
> LOGICIANS do it consistently and completely
> LOGICIANS do it or they do not do it
> LONG DISTANCE RUNNERS last longer
> LONG JUMPERS do it with a running start
> LONG-DISTANCE RUNNERS do it on a predetermined route
> LOTS HACKERS do it sloooooooowwwwwwwwllllllllyyyyyyyy
> LOUISIANANS do it differently {g}
> MAC PROGRAMMERS do it in windows
> MAC USERS do it with mice
> MACHINE CODERS do it in bytes
> MACHINE LANGUAGE PROGRAMMERS do it very fast
> MACHINISTS do it with screw drivers
> MACHINISTS drill often
> MACHINISTS make the best screws
> MAGES do it with their familiars
> MAGIC USERS do it with their hands
  MAGIC USERS have magic wands
> MAGIC USERS have crystal balls
> MAGICIANS are quicker than the eye
> MAGICIANS do it with mirrors
> MAGICIANS do it with rabbits
> MAILMEN do it at the mail boxes
> MAINTENANCE MEN sweep 'em off their feet
> MALINGERERS do it as long as they can't get out of it
> MANAGERS do it by delegation
> MANAGERS have someone do it for them
> MANAGERS make others do it
> MANAGERS supervise others
> MARKETING REPs do it on comission
> MARRIED PEOPLE do it with frozen access
> MASONS do it secretively
> MATCH MAKERS do it with singles
> MATCH MAKERS do it with sticks
> MATH MAJORS do it by example
> MATH MAJORS do it by induction
> MATH MAJORS do it with a pencil
> MATHEMATICIANS do it as a finite sum of an infinite series
> MATHEMATICIANS do it as continuous function
> MATHEMATICIANS do it associatively
> MATHEMATICIANS do it commutatively
> MATHEMATICIANS do it constantly
> MATHEMATICIANS do it continuously
> MATHEMATICIANS do it discretely
> MATHEMATICIANS do it exponentially
> MATHEMATICIANS do it forever if they can do one and can do one more
> MATHEMATICIANS do it functionally
> MATHEMATICIANS do it homologically
> MATHEMATICIANS do it in fields
> MATHEMATICIANS do it in groups
> MATHEMATICIANS do it in imaginary domain
> MATHEMATICIANS do it in imaginary planes
> MATHEMATICIANS do it in numbers
> MATHEMATICIANS do it in theory
> MATHEMATICIANS do it on smooth contours
> MATHEMATICIANS do it over and under the curves
> MATHEMATICIANS do it parallel and perpendicular
> MATHEMATICIANS do it partially
> MATHEMATICIANS do it rationally
> MATHEMATICIANS do it reflexively
> MATHEMATICIANS do it symmetrically
> MATHEMATICIANS do it to prove themselves
> MATHEMATICIANS do it to their limits
> MATHEMATICIANS do it totally
> MATHEMATICIANS do it transcendentally
> MATHEMATICIANS do it transitively
> MATHEMATICIANS do it variably
> MATHEMATICIANS do it with a Minkowski sausage
> MATHEMATICIANS do it with imaginary parts
> MATHEMATICIANS do it with linear pairs
> MATHEMATICIANS do it with Nobel's wife
> MATHEMATICIANS do it with odd functions
> MATHEMATICIANS do it with prime roots
> MATHEMATICIANS do it with relations
> MATHEMATICIANS do it with rings
> MATHEMATICIANS do it with their real parts
> MATHEMATICIANS do it without limit
> MATHEMATICIANS do over an open unmeasurable interval
> MATHEMATICIANS have to prove they did it
> MATHEMATICIANS prove they did it
> MATHEMATICIANS take it to the limit
> MDs only do it if you have appropriate insurance
> MECHANICAL ENGINEERING MAJORS do it in gear
> MECHANICAL ENGINEERS do it automatically
> MECHANICAL ENGINEERS do it with fluid dynamics
> MECHANICAL ENGINEERS do it with stress and strain
> MECHANICS do it from underneath
> MECHANICS do it on their backs
> MECHANICS do it with oils
> MECHANICS have to jack it up and then do it
> MEDICAL RESEARCHERS do it with a mice
> MEDICAL RESEARCHERS make mice do it first
> MEDIEVALISTS do it with fake, fluffy weapons
> MERCHANTS do it to customers
> MERMAIDS can't do it
> METALLURGISTS are screw'n edge
> METALLURGISTS do it in the street
> METEOROLOGISTS do it unpredictably
> METHODISTS do it by numbers
> MILKMEN deliver twice a week
> MILLIONAIRES pay to have it done
> MILTON BERLE does it in his BVDs
> MIMES do it without a sound
> MIMES don't do it; everyone hates a mime
> MINERS do it deeper than divers
> MINERS sink deeper shafts
> MINISTERS do it on Sundays
> MINISTERS do it vicariously
> MISSILE ENGINEERS do it in stages
> MISSILEMEN have better thrust
> MOBIUS STRIPPERS never show you their back side
> MODELS do it beautifully
> MODELS do it in any position
> MODELS do it with all kinds of fancy dresses on
> MODEM MANUFACTURERS do it with all sorts of characters
> MOLECULAR BIOLOGISTS do it with hot probes
> MONKS do it by hand
> MOONIES do it within sects
> MORTICIANS do it gravely
> MOTHERS do it with their children
> MOTORCYCLISTS do it with spread legs
> MOTORCYCLISTS like something hot between their legs
> MOTOXERS do it in the dirt
> MOUNTAIN CLIMBERS do it on the rocks
> MOUNTAINEERS do it with ropes
> MOVIE STARS do it on film
> MUDDERS do it over the InterNet
> MULTITASKERS do it everywhere: concurrently
> MUSIC HACKERS do it at 3 am
> MUSIC HACKERS do it audibly
> MUSIC HACKERS do it in concert
> MUSIC HACKERS do it in scores
> MUSIC HACKERS do it with more movements
> MUSIC HACKERS do it with their organs
> MUSIC HACKERS want to do it in realtime
> MUSIC MAJORS do it in a chord
> MUSICIANS do it rhythmically
> MUSICIANS do it with rhythm
> NATIVE AMAZONIANS do it with poison tips down along narrow tubes
>      from an amazing distance
> NATIVE AMERICANS do it with reservations
> NAVIGATORS can show you the way
> NECROPHILIACS do it cryptically
> NECROPHILIACS do it until they are dead tired
> NERDS do it in Rot13
> NETWORK HACKERS know how to communicate
> NETWORK MANAGERS do it in many places at once
> NEW USERS do it after reading the helpfile
> NEW USERS do it after receiving advice
  NEW YORKERS do it in a jam
> NEWSPAPER BOYS do it in front of every door
> NIKE just does it
> NON-SMOKERS do it without huffing and puffing
> NOVICES do it with instructions
> NUCLEAR ENGINEERS do it hotter than anything else
> NUKES do it with more power
> NUMBER THEORISTS do it "69"
> NUNS do it out of habit
> NURSES call the shots
> NURSES do it painless
> NURSES do it with care
> NURSES do it with TLC
> OARSMEN stroke till it hurts
> OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE PEOPLE do it habitually
> OCEANOGRAPHERS do it down under
> OPERATOR does it automatically
> OPERATOR does it in the CTY
> OPERATORS do it person-to-person
> OPERATORS mount everything
> OPERATORS really know how to mount it
> OPTIMISTS do it without a doubt
> OPTOMETRISTS do it eyeball-to-eyeball, since they always see eye-to-eye
> OPTOMETRISTS do it face-to-face
> ORGANISTS do it with both hands and both feet
> ORGANISTS pull out all the stops and do it with their feet
> ORTHODONTISTS do it with braces
> OS PEOPLE would do it if only they didn't 'deadlock'
> OSTEOPATHS do it until you feel no pain
> PACIFIC NORTHWEST hackers do it with n loggin' sorts
> PAINTERS do it out in the field with brightly coloured sticky substances
> PAINTERS do it with longer strokes
> PALADINS do it good or not at all
> PALADINS don't do it
> PANTOMIMISTS do it silently
> PARAMEDICS can revive anything
> PARATROOPERS do it by vertical insertion
> PARTICLE PHYSICISTS do it energetically
> PARTICLE PHYSICISTS to it with *charm*
> PASCAL PROGRAMMERS REPEAT it
> PASCAL USERS do it with runtime support
> PASTORS do it with SPIRIT
> PATHOLOGISTS do it with corpses
> PATIENTS do it in bed, sometimes with great pain
> PEDIATRICIANS do it with children
> PERFECTIONISTS do it better
> PERVERTED HACKERS do it with POPs
> PESSIMISTS can't do it
> PESSIMISTS do it with a sigh
> PHARMACOLOGISTS do it by prescription
> PHARMACOLOGISTS do it via the oral route
> PHARMACOLOGISTS do it with affinity
> PHILOSOPHERS do it for pure reasons
> PHILOSOPHERS do it in their minds
> PHILOSOPHERS do it with their minds
> PHILOSOPHERS go deep
> PHILOSOPHERS think about doing it
> PHILOSOPHERS think they do it
> PHILOSOPHERS wonder why they did it
> PHOTOGRAPHERS do it at 68 degrees or not at all
> PHOTOGRAPHERS do it in the dark
> PHOTOGRAPHERS do it while exposing
> PHOTOGRAPHERS do it with "Enlargers" {h}
> PHOTOGRAPHERS do it with a flash
  PHOTOGRAPHERS do it fisheyed
> PHOTOGRAPHERS do it with a zoom
> PHOTOTHERAPISTS do it with the lights on
> PHYSICISTS do it a quantum at a time
> PHYSICISTS do it at the speed of light
> PHYSICISTS do it at two places in the universe at one time
> PHYSICISTS do it attractively
> PHYSICISTS do it energetically
> PHYSICISTS do it in black holes
> PHYSICISTS do it in waves
> PHYSICISTS do it like Einstein
> PHYSICISTS do it magnetically
> PHYSICISTS do it on accelerated frames
> PHYSICISTS do it particularly
> PHYSICISTS do it repulsively
> PHYSICISTS do it strangely
> PHYSICISTS do it with black bodies
> PHYSICISTS do it with Charm
> PHYSICISTS do it with large expensive machinery
> PHYSICISTS do it with rigid bodies
> PHYSICISTS do it with Tensors
> PHYSICISTS do it with the help of an absolute Bohr
> PHYSICISTS do it with their vectors
> PHYSICISTS do it with uniform harmonic motion
> PHYSICISTS get a big bang
> PHYSICS MAJORS do it at the speed of light
  PHONE OPERATORS let their fingers do the walking
> PIANO PLAYERS have faster fingers
> PIANO STUDENTS learn on their teachers' instruments
> PILOTS do it higher
> PILOTS do it in the cockpit
> PILOTS do it on the wing
> PILOTS do it to get high
> PILOTS do it with flare {i}
> PILOTS keep it up longer
> PILOTS stay up longer
> PING-PONG PLAYERS always smash balls
> PIRATES do it with stumps
> PIZZA DELIVERY BOYS come in 30 minutes, or it's free
> PLASMA PHYSICISTS do it with everything stripped off
> PLASTERERS to it hard
> PLAYERS do it in a team
> PLUMBERS do it under the sink
> PLUMBERS do it with plumber's friends
> PLUS PROGRAMMERS cycle forever, until you make them exit
> PODIATRISTS do it with someone else's feet
> POKER PLAYERS do it with their own hand
> POLAROID does it in one step
> POLAROID does it in seconds
> POLE VAULTERS do it with long flexible instruments
> POLICEMEN like big busts
> POLICEMEN never cop out
> POLITICIANS do it for 4 years then have to get re-elected
> POLITICIANS do it to everyone
> POLITICIANS do it to make the headlines
> POLITICIANS do it, but they stay in too long and make you pay for it afterwards
> POLYMER CHEMISTS do it in chains
> POOL CLEANERS do it wet
> POPES do it in the woods
> POST OFFICE WORKERS do it overnight, guaranteed for $8.90
> POSTMEN are first class males
> POSTMEN come slower
> PRESBYTERIANS do it decently and in order
> PRINCE CHARLES does it in succession
> PRINTERS do it without wrinkling the sheets
> PRINTERS reproduce the fastest
> PROBATE LAWYERS do it willingly
> PROCRASTINATORS do it later
> PROCRASTINATORS will do it tomorrow
> PROCTOLOGISTS do it in the end
> PROCTOLOGISTS do it with a finger up where the sun don't shine
> PROFESSORS do it by the book
> PROFESSORS do it from a grant
> PROFESSORS do it with class
> PROFESSORS don't do it; they leave it as an exercise for their students
> PROFESSORS forget to do it
> PROGRAMMERS cycle forever, until you make them exit
> PROGRAMMERS do it all night
> PROGRAMMERS do it bottom-up
> PROGRAMMERS do it by pushing and popping
> PROGRAMMERS do it in higher levels
> PROGRAMMERS do it in loops
> PROGRAMMERS do it in software
> PROGRAMMERS do it on command
> PROGRAMMERS do it top down
> PROGRAMMERS do it with bugs
> PROGRAMMERS do it with disks
> PROGRAMMERS have: Bigger disks
> PROGRAMMERS peek before they poke
> PROGRAMMERS repeat it until done
> PROGRAMMERS will do it all night, but only if you are debugged
> PROLOG PROGRAMMERS are a cut above the rest
> PROMISCUOUS HACKERS share resources
> PROSTITUTES do it at illegal addresses
> PROSTITUTES do it for profit
> PROTESTANTS do it unwillingly
> PSYCHIATRISTS do it for at least fifty dollars per session
> PSYCHIATRISTS do it on the couch
> PSYCHOLOGISTS do it with rats
> PSYCHOLOGISTS think they do it
> PUBLIC SPEAKERS do it orally
> PYROTECHNICIANS do it with flare
> PYROTECHNICIANS experts do it with a blinding flash
> QUAKERS do it quietly
> QUANTUM MECHANICS do it in leaps
> QUANTUM PHYSICIST do it on time
> RACERS do it with their horses
> RACERS like to come in first
> RACQUETBALL PLAYERS do it off the wall
> RADIO AMATEURS do it with more frequency
> RADIO AMATEURS do it with two meters {j}
> RADIO and TV ANNOUNCERS broadcast it
> RADIO ENGINEERS do it till it MegaHertz
> RADIO ENGINEERS do it with frequency
> RADIOCASTERS do it in the air
  RADIOLOGISTS X-ray it
> RADIOLOGISTS do it with high frequency
> RAILROADERS do it on track
> RALLY DRIVERS do it sideways
> RANGERS do it in the woods
> RAQUETBALL PLAYERS do it with blue balls
> REAL ESTATE PEOPLE know all the prime spots
> RECYCLERS do it again and again and again
> REPORTERS do it daily
> REPORTERS do it for a story
> REPORTERS do it for the sensation it causes
> REPUBLICANS do as their lobbyists tell them to
> REPUBLICANS do it to poor people
> RESEARCH PROFESSORS do it only if they get grants
> RESEARCHERS are still looking for it
> RESEARCHERS do it with control
> RETAILERS move their merchandise
> RISC ASSEMBLY PROGRAMMERS do it 1073741824 times a second
> ROBOTS do it mechanically
> ROCKET SCIENTISTS do it with higher thrust
> ROCKET SCIENTISTS do it with thrust
> ROLLER-SKATERS like to roll around
> ROLLING STONES MAGAZINE does it where they rock
> ROOFERS do it on top
> ROOSTERS do it coquettishly
> ROYAL GUARDS do it in uniforms
> RUGBY PLAYERS do it with leather balls
> RUNNERS do it with vigor
> RUNNERS get into more pants
> SAIL HACKERS do it with [control]
> SAIL HACKERS follow the procedure
> SAIL HACKERS have high service levels
> SAILORS do it ad nauseam
> SAILORS do it after cruising the seven seas
> SAILORS get blown off shore
> SAILORS like to be blown
> SALESPEOPLE have a way with their tongues
> SAX PLAYERS are horny
> SAXOPHONISTS have curved ones
> SCEPTICS doubt it can be done
> SCIENTISTS discovered it
> SCIENTISTS do it experimentally
> SCIENTISTS do it with plenty of research
> SCOTSMEN do it with amazing grace
> SCUBA DIVERS do it deeper
> SCULPTORS beat at it until bits fall off
> SECOND FIDDLES do it vilely
> SECRETARIES do it from 9 to 5
> SEISMOLOGISTS do it when the earth shakes
> SEISMOLOGISTS make the earth move
> SEMANTICISTS do it with meaning
> SENATORS do it on the floor
> SERGEANTS do it privately
> SET THEORISTS do it with cardinals
> SHAKESPEAREAN SCHOLARS do it, or don't do it, that is the question
> SHEEP do it when led astray
> SHUBERT didn't finish it
> SIMULATION HACKERS do it with models
> SINGERS do it with microphones
> SKATERS do it on ice
> SKEET SHOOTERS do it 25 times in 9 different positions
> SKELETONS do it with a bone
> SKIERS do it spread eagled
> SKIERS do it with poles
> SKIERS go down fast
> SKUNKS do it instinctively
> SKYDIVERS are good till the last drop
> SKYDIVERS do it at great heights
> SKYDIVERS do it in the air
> SKYDIVERS do it sequentially {k}
> SKYDIVERS go down faster
> SKYDIVERS go in harder {l}
> SKYDIVERS never do it without a chute
> SLAVES do it for the maters
  SLAVES are masters at it
> SMALL BOAT SAILORS do it by pumping, rocking, and ooching
> SMALLTALK PROGRAMMERS have more methods
> SNAKES do it in the grass
> SOAP MANUFACTURERS do it with Zest
> SOCCER PLAYERS do it for kicks
> SOCCER PLAYERS do it in 90 minutes
> SOCCER PLAYERS have leather balls
> SOCIOLOGISTS do it with class
> SOCIOLOGISTS do it with standard deviations
> SOFTWARE DESIGNERS do it over and over until they get it right
> SOFTWARE DESIGNERS do it with system
> SOFTWARE RELIABLITY SPECIALISTS keep it up longer
> SOFTWARE TESTERS do it over and over again
> SOLAR ASTRONOMERS do it all day
> SOLDIERS do it standing erect
> SOLDIERS do it with a machine gun
> SOLDIERS do it with shoot
> SONARMEN do it aurally
> SOPRANOS do it in unison
> SOVIET HARDLINE LEADERS do it with tanks
> SPARROWS do it for a lark {m}
> SPEAKERS do it with pointers
> SPEAKING CLOCKS do it on the third stroke
> SPECTROSCOPISTS do it until it hertz
> SPECTROSCOPISTS do it with frequency and intensity
> SPEECH PATHOLOGISTS are oral specialists
> SPELEOLOGISTS make a science of going deeper
> SPELLCASTERS do it with their rods/staves/wands
> SPELUNKERS do it in narrow dark places
> SPELUNKERS do it underground
> SPELUNKERS do it while wearing heavy rubber protective devices
> SPIES do it under cover
> SPORTSCASTERS like an instant replay
> SPRINTERS do it after years of conditioning
> SPRINTERS do it in less than 10 seconds
> ST MATTHEW did it passionately
> STAGE HANDS do it behind the scenes
  STAGE HANDS do it on the fly
  STAGE HANDS do it for every scene
> STAGE HANDS do it in the dark
> STAGE HANDS do it on cue
> STATISTICIANS do it continuously but discretely
> STATISTICIANS do it when it counts
> STATISTICIANS do it with 95% confidence
> STATISTICIANS do it with large numbers
> STATISTICIANS do it with only a 5% chance of being rejected
> STATISTICIANS do it with two-tail T tests
> STATISTICIANS do it; after all, it's only normal
> STATISTICIANS probably do it
> STEWARDESSES do it in the air
> STRAGGLERS do it in the rear
> STRUCTURED PROGRAMMERS  DO it OD
> STUDENTS do it as exercises
> STUDENTS do it on a guaranteed loan
  STUDENTS are graded for their performance
> STUDENTS do it with their students
> STUDENTS use their heads
> SUBMARINERS do it deeper
> SUBMARINERS use their torpedoes
> SUPERCOMPUTER USERS do it in parallel
> SURFERS do it in waves
> SURFERS do it standing up
> SURFERS do it with their wives, or, if unmarried, with their girl friends
> SURGEONS are smooth operators
> SURGEONS do it incisively
> SWASHBUCKLERS do it with three feet of steel
> SWIMMERS do it in the water
> SWIMMERS do it under water
> SWIMMERS do it with a breast stroke
> SWIMMERS do it with better strokes
> SWINGING HACKERS move swapped
> SYSOPS do it with their computers
> SYSTEM HACKERS are always ready
> SYSTEM HACKERS get it up quicker
> SYSTEM HACKERS keep it up longer
> SYSTEM HACKERS know where to poke
> SYSTEM HACKERS swap on demand
> SYSTEM MANAGERS do it with pencils
> SYSTEMS go down on their hackers
> SYSTEMS have black boxes
> SYSTEMS PROGRAMMERS keep it up longer
> TAILORS come with no strings attached
> TAILORS make it fit
> TAP DANCERS do it with their feet
> TAXI CAB DRIVERS come faster
> TAXI DRIVERS do it all over town
> TAXIDERMISTS mount anything
> TEACHERS do it 50 times after class
> TEACHERS do it repeatedly
> TEACHERS do it with class
> TEACHERS make _you_ do it till you get it right
> TECHNICIANS do it with frequency
> TECHNICIANS do it with greater frequency
> TECHNICIANS do it with high voltage probes
> TECHNICIANS do it with mechanical assistance
> TEDDY BEARS do it with small children
> TEDDY ROOSEVELT did it softly, but with a big stick
> TELEPHONE CO EMPLOYEES let their fingers do the walking
> TELLERS can handle all deposits and withdrawals
> TENNIS PLAYERS cannot play with balls all day long {n}
> TENNIS PLAYERS do it in sets
> TENNIS PLAYERS do it in their shorts
> TENNIS PLAYERS have fuzzy balls
> TEST MAKERS do it sometimes/always/never
> TESTATORS do it willingly
> TEXANS do it with oil
> THE AIR FORCE does it and aims high
> THE AIR FORCE, aims high, shoots low
> THE ARMY does it being all that they can be
> THE ENERGIZER BUNNY does it and keeps going and going, and going, and going
> THE FBI does it under cover
> THEATER MAJORS do it with an audience
> THEATER TECHIES do it in the dark, on cue
> THEORETICAL ASTRONOMERS only *think* about it
> THEORETICIANS do it conceptually
> THEORETICIANS do it with a proof {o}
> THIEVES do it in leather
> THIEVES do it when you're not looking
> THIEVES do it with tools
> TRAINEES do it as practice
> TRAMPOLINE ACROBATS do it in the air
> TRAMPOLINE ACROBATS do it over a net
> TRAMPOLINE ACROBATS do it swinging from bars
> TRAMPOLINE ACROBATS do it under the big top
> TREE MEN do it in more crotches than anyone else
> TRIBIOLOGICAL ENGINEERS do it by using lubricants
> TROMBONE PLAYERS are constantly sliding it in and out
> TROMBONE PLAYERS do it faster
> TROMBONE PLAYERS do it in 7 positions
> TROMBONE PLAYERS do it with slide action finger control
> TROMBONE PLAYERS do it with slide oil
> TROMBONE PLAYERS have something that's always long and hard
> TROMBONE PLAYERS slide it in and out
> TROMBONE PLAYERS use more positions
> TRUCK DRIVERS carry bigger loads
> TRUCK DRIVERS have bigger dipsticks
> TRUCKERS carry bigger loads
> TRUCKERS have moving experiences
> TRUCK DRIVERS do it on the road
> TRUMP does it with cash
> TRUMPET PLAYERS blow the best
> TRUMPETERS blow hard
> TUBA PLAYERS do it with big horns
> TUBAS do it deeper
> TV EVANGALISTS do more than lay people
> TV REPAIRMEN do it in SYNC
> TV REPAIRMEN do it with a vertical hold
> TWO METER OPERATORS do it with very high frequency
> TYPESETTERS do it between periods
> TYPISTS do it in triplicate
> TYPOGRAPHERS do it to the letter {p}
> TYPOGRAPHERS do it with tight kerning
> ULTIMATE PLAYERS do it horizontally
> UNDERTAKERS do it with corpses
> UNIX don't do it
> UNIX HACKERS go down all the time
> UNIX PROGRAMMERS must C her's
> UROLOGISTS do it in a bottle
> USENET FREAKS do it with hard drives
> USENET NEWS FREAKS do it with many groups at once
> USHERS do it in the dark
> USURERS do it with high interests
> VACATIONERS do it in a leisure way
> VAGRANTS do it everywhere
> VALUERS really know the price
> VANGUARD do it ahead of everyone else
> VEGETARIANS don't do it with meat
> VENDORS try hard to sell it
> VERIFIERS check on it
> VERSIFIERS write poems for it
> VETERANS have much more experience than the fresh-handed
> VETERINARIANS are pussy lovers
> VETERINARIANS do it with animals
> VETERINARIANS do it with sick animals
> VICARS do it with amazing grace
> VICARS substitute others to
> VICE PRINCIPALS do it with discipline
> VICTIMS are those who got it
> VICTORS know how hard to win it
> VIEWERS do it with eyes
> VILIFIERS say others don't do it well
> VILLAGERS do it provincially
> VIOLINISTS do it gently
> VIOLINISTS prefer odd positions
> VIOLONCELLISTS do it low
> VIRTUOSI appreciate it
> VISA, its everywhere you want to be
> VISITORS come and see it
> VM PROGRAMMERS do it virtualy all the time
> VOCALISTS are good in their mouths
> VOLCANOLOGISTS know how violent it can be
> VOLES dick through it
> VOLLEYBALL PLAYERS keep it up
> VOLUNTEERS do it willingly
> VOTARISTS decide to contribute themself
> VOTERS will decide who can do it
> VOYAGERS do it in between the sea and the sky
> VULCANS do it logically
> WAITERS and WAITRESSES do it for tips
> WAITRESSES do it with chopsticks
> WAITRESSES serve it piping hot
> WATER SKIERS come down harder
> WATER SKIERS do it with cuts
> WEATHERMEN do it with crystal balls
> WELDERS fill all cracks
  WELDERS heats it up before it cuts
> WELDERS do it with hot rods
> WELL DIGGERS do it in a hole
> WIZZO'S do it with jamming {q}
> WIZZO'S jam it faster, deeper, and more pwerfully
> WOODWIND PLAYERS have better tonguing
> WRESTLERS know the best holds
> WRESTLERS try not to do it on their backs
> WRITERS have novel ways
> WW I GIs did it over there
> X-RAY ASTRONOMERS do it with  with high energy
> XEROX does it again and again and again and again
> ZEN BUDDHISTS do it because they don't want to do it because they want to do it
> ZIPPERMAKERS do it on the fly
> ZIPPY does it on his lunch break
> ZOOLOGISTS do it with animals
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>
> NOTES:
> {a} (C)opyright Air Couriers International 1986 Vancouver, BC (apparently)
> {b} 25 in Europe, 30 in video
> {c} from the blonde joke list
> {d} Very Long Sexual Intercourse
> {e} re:blood doners
> {f} this was obviously written by an Italian
> {g} "Big Easy" -- Dennis Quaid
> {h} hint: Think of catalogues, products, SIZE
> {i} airplanes are flared on landing
> {j} or 6,10,12,15,17,20,30,40,75,80,160
> {k} sequential relative work is one part of skydiving where a group of
>     jumpers makes as many different formations as they can during freefall
> {l} a skydiver is said to "go in" if he/she hits the ground without deploying
>     either parachute; when you consider the terminal velocity of the average
>     human body (upwards of 120mph), this one is fairly obvious)
> {m} hearsay
> {n} too tired
> {o} double entendre
> {p} in any face
> {q} For those of you not in the know, a wizzo is the right-seater in an
>     EF-111A (short for Electronic Warfare Officer - EWO ).  "Jamming"
>     refers to Electronic CounterMeasures (ECM) radar jamming techniques.
>     The EF-111A is the fastest ECM aircraft in the world with a top speed
>     of Mach 2 and was used to protect the Air Force's strike aircraft in
>     the raid on Libya in 1986.
>
> PS. If you have any other DO IT's please email them to me.