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  1. Newsgroups: rec.humor
  2. Path: sparky!uunet!stanford.edu!agate!doc.ic.ac.uk!syma!richs
  3. From: richs@cogs.sussex.ac.uk (Richard Salter)
  4. Subject: Re: Another weird joke
  5. Message-ID: <1993Jan24.163020@cogs.sussex.ac.uk>
  6. Sender: richs@cogs (Richard Salter)
  7. Organization: University of Sussex
  8. References: <1993Jan22.155719.1@etonic.gte.com> <C1BpC5.88C@news.udel.edu>
  9. Date: Sun, 24 Jan 1993 16:30:20 GMT
  10. Lines: 54
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  12. Q. What time is it when you know that you have three feet?
  13.  
  14. A. About five hours.
  15.  
  16. or
  17.  
  18. Q. Why did the chicken cross?
  19.  
  20. A. Because I refused to eat it for him.
  21.  
  22. or
  23.  
  24. Q. What's the definition of a codpiece.
  25.  
  26. A. An extremely lizard.
  27.  
  28. or 
  29.  
  30. Knock! Knock!
  31. Who's there?
  32. Andy?
  33. Andy who?
  34. I don't know.
  35.  
  36. or
  37.  
  38. Q. If it takes fifteen men, five hours to dig three inches of nine toenails?
  39.  
  40. A. Only if the sign says pink.
  41.  
  42. or (finally)
  43.  
  44. A. Due to freak hazards.
  45.  
  46. Q. There was an englishman, a hedgehog and a stick of rock?
  47.  
  48. bye,
  49.  
  50. Happy Halibut V 
  51.  
  52. --
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  54. *               ......Expect some madness in your mailbox......              *
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  56. *                                  /                                         *
  57. *        richs@cogs.susx.ac.uk    /         "from rags to richs"             *
  58. *                                /                                           *
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  60. *  "It's getting so a man can't talk to his own shrub around here!"          *
  61. *                                                    - Hawkeye Pearce, MASH  *
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