From: Mary.Kay.Davis@f80.n343.z1.fidonet.org (Mary Kay Davis)
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Newsgroups: k12.chat.junior
Subject: RE: Whatever
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Date: Tue, 19 Jan 93 21:28:05 PDT
Organization: FidoNet node 1:343/80 - Auburn Ed-Net, Auburn WA
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> >>So, you want to know what happened to all the right gym socks????? Well, I
guess >I'll have to let the cat out of the bag.......They're thriving in side
oranges >which are roaming the universe with only cow's internal organs to
protect >them!!!!
WOW!! You must know everything! I feel so at peace now that You've shed light on that fact! Thank you ever so much!
(sniff!) I've tried ever so many times to get my tootsie rolls to melt, and I just can't do it! (sniff!) I don't know if I can handle this much longer! AGH!!! I'm losing brain cells over it! ( and I don't have too many to spare!)
>Tootsie Rolls will melt you botarded sperm!!!!
>About the baboon buttocks........ Well, with the absense of their but cheeks,
>they just have to find that special size of underoos that will fit them
>snugly!!!!!!
Hey! I think my mom hit one of those last night! (in the car...) Do they get those He-Man and Batman ones? Those ones are the best! You can play super heroes in them!!
>Are you kidding????? I don't want those Japanese waiters to think I'm
stingy!!!! >You know how mean they can be!!!!!!!!
Terrible! That's just horrible! They might do something cruel and unusual...like make you take those "fill in the bubble" tests over and over again...or maybe make you drink the juice that pickles come in...or maybe they'll make you kiss a lamp post...in the snow! AGH!! Maybe they'll attack you with dental vaccuums....hmmm...
>Just cause I was there for 4 hours and I only ordered a glass of water, they
>think that other customers waiting for the table are more important than I
am... >Well, they're not!!! I rule the universe!!!! I am GOD!!!!!
