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- From: carl@SOL1.GPS.CALTECH.EDU (Carl J Lydick)
- Newsgroups: comp.os.vms
- Subject: Re: The Great Ones -- the sequel and last word from me
- Date: 26 Jan 1993 10:17:07 GMT
- Organization: HST Wide Field/Planetary Camera
- Lines: 203
- Distribution: world
- Message-ID: <1k3333INN29k@gap.caltech.edu>
- References: <1993Jan25.155939.597@doc.bmd.trw.com>
- Reply-To: carl@SOL1.GPS.CALTECH.EDU
- NNTP-Posting-Host: sol1.gps.caltech.edu
-
- In article <1993Jan25.155939.597@doc.bmd.trw.com>, system@doc.bmd.trw.com writes:
- >Please forgive me for taking up precious additional bandwidth with this
- >list of replys I got to my message. I must admit I deleted some of the
- >messages I got that sided with the Inconsiderate-Great-Ones, including
- >Phud's carefully edited version of my post.
-
- In other words, you threw out the data that conflicted with your preconceived
- notions. In the scientific community, this is called data selection. It's
- considered the height of intellectual dishonesty.
-
- >But then, he wasted more bandwidth
- >by posting it to the newsgroup, also. So then, monkey see, monkey... What an
- >jerk-off, shit-for-brains (attr.Carl) I am.
-
- Unless, of course, a shit-for-brains jackass like you does it, in which case
- it's attributed to simple incompetence.
-
- >I am NOT doing this to create more FLAMEAGE. The intent was to do something
- >drastic to make the Great-Ones see how incredibily inconsiderate they are, and
- >to get back to actual technical subjects and questions, no matter how stupid
- >the question may seem.
-
- Yes, that's a great tactic. I can do it, too. I'm not actually posting this
- to point just how incredibly stupid and intellectually dishonest you are, just
- to try to educate you. Your self-serving lies are in indication that you're
- too incompetent to engage even in legitimate rhetoric.
-
- >The Mother of Flames to End all Flames. I actually
- >think it worked to some extent. It seemed this last week the technical
- >messages finally exceeded the flameage and discussions of flameage.
-
- And guess, what, jackass? You've just started up the flames again. I don't
- suppose it occurred to you that maybe, JUST MAYBE, the reason for the change in
- the content had something to do with the fact that people are actually starting
- to ask well-defined questions? Nah, that couldn't be it. Your ideology *MUST*
- be correct, despite all evidence to the contrary, right jackass?
-
- >But then, as we all, know Phud has left the group. ;-(
-
- Why don't you do us a favor and join him? Or at least provide *SOME* of the
- technical content you *CLAIM* to want? Sorry, that would require that you
- actually *KNOW* something about VMS, now wouldn't it?
-
- >I really don't think he
- >has. I think he's out there somewhere lurking, ready to pounce. In fact I
- >bet he can't wait to edit this message, then we'll see.
-
- Right, shit-for-brains. Whence came your degree in psychology? Sears-Roebuck?
- You got it just in time. They've discontinued their catalog services.
-
- >He can't help it.
-
- Care to back up your statements with any evidence?
-
- >We all know how those egotistical maniacs are, they can't help it.
-
- Yup. You're certainly competent to pronounce on such matters. Unable to
- provide any technical content to the group, you decide to restart a flame-fest
- just so you can claim to contribute to the group, no?
-
- >I have to
- >say this, at least Phud got the message, apparantly Carl never will get it.
-
- Care to point out a few of your more recent posts on technical matters? Don't
- have any? Too bad, jackass.
-
- >Even when I put it in terms I felt even HE could understand. Go figure.
-
- Well, I looked at a post from a jackass who doesn't have anything to contribute
- to the group technically, concluded that he's just in it for the sake of
- exercising his typing skills, and dismissed you as yet another crank. So far,
- you haven't done anything to change my opinion of you.
-
- >>"Mark Pizzolato 415-369-9366" <mark@infocomm.com>
- >>Subject: Re: Oh, GREAT ONES', please help me!!!
- >>
- >>What useful did you contribute to the world wide bandwidth utilization by this
- >>posting. You are as guilty as those you are complaining about. If you wanted
- >>to simply say this to Ehud and Carl, then an E-mail message with two recipients
- >>would have been appropriate. Why did the whole world need to see you say this?
- >>
- >>Mark Pizzolato - INFO COMM Computer Consulting, Redwood City, Ca
- >>PHONE: (415)369-9366 UUCP: decwrl!infopiz!mark or uunet!lupine!infopiz!mark
- >>DOMAIN: mark@infocomm.com
- >
- >Well, I guess I just wanted to contribute.
-
- No, you just wanted to express your opinion, since you have no contributions to
- make to the technical aspects of the group.
-
- >Do you really think E-mail would have been as effective?
-
- Since you seem to think that e-mail is the appropriate place for such
- discussions, how is it that you justify your post? Never mind. *YOU* are the
- only one entitled to post such non-technical stuff to the group.
-
-
- >The bottom line is this: They have set themselves up as Judge, Jury and
- >Executioner of WHO should and should not post and WHAT they should or should
- >not post and HOW they should or should not post it. I feel this is
- >inappropriate for a free-forum newsgroup.
-
- Well, shit-for-brains, 1 out of 3 amn't bad.
- 1) Who should post? I can't recall that ever having been brought up
- 2) What they should post? Well, if it's got to do with VAXen or VMS,
- it's acceptable;
- 3) HOW they should post, well, there you've got me. I would require
- that when someone post, he actually ask a well-specified question.
- Of course, you don't think that's reasonable. It'd probably
- exclude you from the group.
-
- >It is terrorist-semantic-intimidation.
-
- Gee. Now I'm a terrorist.
-
- >It limits, inhibits and eventually eliminates a free-forum.
-
- You want a free-forum, go to talk.religion.newage. This group's supposed to be
- about VAXen and VMS. It's supposed to be a forum in which questions are
- answered. To give one bad example, "Here are my sysgen parameters" is not an
- answerable question.
-
- >Struggling System
- >Managers hesitate to ask a question because they are afraid if they don't
- >phrase it correctly or include the (OBVIOUS! shuh) information they will
- >have to endure the wrath of the Guru's. NO ONE should be intimidated into
- >not posting to this medium.
-
- You're wrong. Someone who's unwilling to even read the on-line help shouldn't
- be posting. If he can't use the on-line help, he's unlikely to be able to
- understand any answers he might be given in the group.
-
- >NO ONE should have to be subjected to the
- >insults, name-calling, sexist, bigoted, filthy language provided by the
- >ALL-KNOWING-ONES.
-
- Yes, shit-for-brains. We're all supposed to be nice even to incompetent
- poseurs. You belong in talk.religion.newage.bliss.ninnys.
-
- >They are an embarassment to the profession.
-
- Hmmm. You've got a rather odd attitude. Someone using language you don't like
- is an embarassment to the profession. Someone who doesn't know jack shit about
- computers, but who still takes money for managing same is a credit to the
- profession. How do you justify that position?
-
- >I am
- >embarassed for the Gentlemen and Ladies reading the articles on this newsgroup,
- >who have to continually endure the strings of filth. All in the name of
- >Technical Genius. right! Sure you can say that I contributed, but as before
- >stated, I was trying to reach them in the manner they MIGHT understand, and
- >besides I'm a... (well I'll let Carl and Phud fill it in.)
-
- You're a jackass. How about you try contributing something technical to the
- group? You can't? You're taking your employer's money under false pretenses?
- Why, what a credit to the profession you are!
-
- >PROBLEM SOLVING has to start somewhere. It can start with on-line help,
- >with TFM (which we all know are all consuming, have all the answers, and
- >are easy to understand... ;-0 ). For some, they want to try out their typing
- >and access to the network, and so, pose an incomplete question. I submit,
- >they will get the answer they search for, which is, give us more information,
- >or give us more information, or give us different information, or do you know
- >what a log file is?. Eventually they will move along the road to solving the
- >problem. Peacefully, painstakingly, and without added stress they don't need.
-
- And in so saying, you ignore the evidence of the posts from last autumn.
-
- >Some have posed, that a list of possible information to include when asking
- >a question be included as a FAQ type of posting. Good Idea. However, just
- >because the question seems simple,
-
- HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, SHIT-FOR-BRAINS. I've seldom flamed anybody for asking
- simple questions. For asking questions that could be answered by using the
- on-line HELP facility, yes. For asking non-questions that demonstrate a
- complete ignorance of what a computer is, yes. For asking questions that
- they've just had answered for them, most definitely. For asking simple
- questions, no.
-
- >why can't these people simply hit SKIP
- >and go on to the more difficult things they know so much about? Don't answer.
-
- Nice try. Ask a rhetorical question impugning the motives of your adversary,
- then try to squelch a response. Are you sure you're not a lawyer?
-
- If we just hit "SKIP," then the moron who asked a non-question is simply going
- to conclude that his post never made it to the group (never mind the fact that
- he saw it on his own news server [which is somewhat excusable, since default
- distribution settings could have restricted his post to his own organization]
- or in his mail, after he'd mailed to INFO-VAX@SRI.COM [which is inexcusable,
- since his receiving his own message confirms that it was sent to the whole
- group]), and repost.
-
- As the jackass to whom I'm responding goes on for another 150 lines or so of
- the same bullshit, I'll end here.
- --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
- Carl J Lydick | INTERnet: CARL@SOL1.GPS.CALTECH.EDU | NSI/HEPnet: SOL1::CARL
-
- Disclaimer: Hey, I understand VAXen and VMS. That's what I get paid for. My
- understanding of astronomy is purely at the amateur level (or below). So
- unless what I'm saying is directly related to VAX/VMS, don't hold me or my
- organization responsible for it. If it IS related to VAX/VMS, you can try to
- hold me responsible for it, but my organization had nothing to do with it.
-