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  1. Comments: Gated by NETNEWS@AUVM.AMERICAN.EDU
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  3. Message-ID: <FNORD-L%93012712160187@UBVM.CC.BUFFALO.EDU>
  4. Newsgroups: bit.listserv.fnord-l
  5. Date:         Wed, 27 Jan 1993 12:03:00 EST
  6. Sender:       New Ways of Thinking List <FNORD-L@UBVM.BITNET>
  7. From:         Doc Feelgood <LIBJRM@EMUVM1.BITNET>
  8. Subject:      re: no, don't get up...
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  10.  
  11. Melanie, baby, sweetheart-
  12.  
  13. Relax. Take a DEEP breath. Take another.
  14.  
  15. There - feel a little better? a little less UPTIGHT?!
  16.  
  17. Goooood. Thhhaaaaaaaaat's right. Now breathe again. Slooooowly, deeeeeeeply.
  18.  
  19. Very good. Now, isn't that better than before?
  20.  
  21. It's not so bad, is it? just because someone breaks into someone else's
  22. e-house is no cause for *TENSION* now, is it? No need to *CHASTISE* them,
  23. now, is there?
  24.  
  25. Have you considered contacting the Church of the Subgenius? You strike me as
  26. a prime candidate for some serious SLACKening.
  27.  
  28. Care for another Valium?
  29.  
  30. -DF
  31.