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- Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 16:37:00 -06
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- From: Dana Rollins <ROLLIDE@AUDUCADM.DUC.AUBURN.EDU>
- Subject: PIG AND THE INEBRIATE
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- Re:sniper
- Well, here, Whistledick. Take this song and learn it. And don't come
- back until you're ready to share it with the whole class.
- And don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out:
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- THE FNORD ANTHEM:
- PIG AND THE INEBRIATE
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- One evening last October, when I was far from sober
- And dragging home a load with manly pride
- My feet began to stutter and I fell down in the gutter
- And a pig came up and parked right by my side
-
- Then I mumbled, "It's fair weather when good comrades get together"
- Till a lady passing by was heard to say,
- "You can tell a man that boozes by the playmates that he chooses"
- Then the pig got up and slowly walked away
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- I began to scratch the gravel, on my all fours I did travel
- I rambled down the road the best I could
- When I awoke next morning, just as the day was dawning
- I was in a hog pen away out in the woods
- Then the hogs began to grumble, I started and I stumbled
- I fell right in their midst and there I lay
- Then one by one they started, till all the herd departed
- Yes, every hog got up and walked away
-
- Now lately I've been thinking that I will quit my drinking
- I'm going to leave off whiskey, wine and grog
- For there's no consolation, but only aggravation
- You can't even find friendship with a hog
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