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- From: pv02@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (PETER VOROBIEFF)
- Newsgroups: bit.listserv.cinema-l
- Subject: Re: 10 ways - ?? Kalmoth's comment
- Message-ID: <1993Jan27.003607.85841@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu>
- Date: 27 Jan 93 00:36:07 GMT
- Organization: Lehigh University
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- In article <CINEMA-L%93012311482862@AUVM.AMERICAN.EDU>, $W$LB4P@LUCCPUA.BITNET (Rolando Recometa) writes:
- >Where's everybody these days? Busy, perhaps? Well, let me stir
- >things up a little bit. Here, in my humble desperate plea, are ten
-
- OK, U asked 4 it...
-
- >ways to improve Hollywood -
- > 2. Make sure women get more acting jobs
- >than dogs.
-
- Why? Do U think that there is some competition between women and dogs?
- Pardon me, for what roles?
-
- > 3. Tell boneheads like Arnold Schwarzen-
- >neger to stop doing interviews on topics other than the film he's
- >promoting.
-
- Please stop calling Arnold names! U don't know him personally and
- havew no right 2 do so.
-
- > 4. Commit Scorsese, Kubrick, Altman,
- >Pollack, Lynch, Cronenberg, Demme, Bertolucci to directing at least
- >one movie a year.
- > 5. Tell Oliver Stone and Spike Lee to give
- >it a rest.
-
- 4 and 5 are dictated by YOUR taste. BTW, my 5 would be MUCH longer, and
- your 4 doesn't include Ridley Scott. Still I ain't sure it takes exactly
- one year to make a good movie. Probably more.
-
- > 7. If there has to be violence in movies,
- >make it real and disturbing rather than fun.
-
- ?? Well, some of the violence I took part in WAS fun. Some was not.
- I think it unwise to impose ANY restriction on artists.
-
- > 8. Tell Steven Spielberg to grow up.
-
- For this some people here gonna KILL you... $@)
-
- > 9. Make more black AND white films and
- >fewer black OR white films.
- > 10. Make more black and white films.
-
- What do U mean?
-
-
- --
- ---
- Thus spake Kalmoth the Dreaded, Bane of the Forests of Gnoy.
-