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- From: desiree@netcom.com (dmc)
- Subject: If elected... (Re: I am me!)
- Message-ID: <1993Jan27.074550.12944@netcom.com>
- Summary: Call KTVU -- I want the press in on this too..
- Organization: Campaign Headquarters -- Ed's House
- References: <martin.728088153@kong> <1993Jan27.061300.22117@netcom.com>
- Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 07:45:50 GMT
- Lines: 70
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- In yet another funny article, Charlie Hand, incites riotious laughter
- with:
-
- >Don't fall for this deception and trickery.
-
- That's right. Don't buy into the shenigans, hoodwinks or
- fun ...
-
- > Desiree *loaths* the idea
- >of being elected Tina, and will stop at nothing to torpedo the
- >grass-roots campagne (heh heh) that is sweeping the country even
- >as we speak.
-
- Oh baloney. Charlie, you are not my elected representative.
- However, since I fired Margaret there is a job open within my organization.
- If you would like to apply, send me mail. Doesn't pay much; but you
- get a really neato boss... (shut up Margaret)
-
- Tina said: I vote for Deseree to!
-
- >Stop fighting it, Des. We want *you as Tina*. We're not going to
- >be thrown off by a measly two misspellings out of five words.
-
- Charlie, I'm *not* fighting it! You've not been paying close
- enough attention to my propaganda. I want to be elected to the High
- Post of Tina. I've *never* been elected anything (course, I've never
- run before either...).
-
- Tina exclaimed: I will do my best to make the next one and prove that I am ME!
-
- >Give it up, Des.
-
- What? And concede? Never! I *want* to be elected to
- the High Post of Tina. I can see it now: I can come out with Royal
- Tinaisms. I can not show up at Official TinaBoinks. Ohoh, I can
- even (do you think) find a TinaMate in the Guise of Michael?
-
- > Petitions are being signed all over the bay area.
-
- Cool. Hey, let's make this an event. You bring a photog
- over here and get a picture of me signing one. It'll look good on
- the campaign posters, don't you think?
-
- > We're pulling out the chair for you.
-
- Lose the chair. I want a throne...
-
- > We're rolling out the red carpet.
-
- Much better. Deep shag, I hope.
-
- > We're learning "Hail to the Chief" for QWERTY keyboard and LAN.
-
- Nonono. The official Theme Song will be "Beat on the Brat".
- Or "Killer Klowns from Outer Space." Maybe both?
-
- > Stop this foolishness and run.
-
- Running does not become an official Candidate for the High Post.
- I hike, kinda sorta, though...
-
- "If elected, I promise..."
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- Desiree
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- P.S. Charlie, can you put a gif of me in the .sig too?
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