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- From: chand@netcom.com (Charlie Hand)
- Newsgroups: ba.singles
- Subject: Re: Bimbo/Jerk Definitions (Was:Re: Singles Expo in Palo Alto on 01/23)
- Message-ID: <1993Jan25.023058.13088@netcom.com>
- Date: 25 Jan 93 02:30:58 GMT
- References: <77383@apple.apple.COM> <1993Jan24.225013.17856@netcom.com>
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- Jerks and Bimbos. Sounds like a match made in heaven.
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- Jerks are jerks and Bimbos are bimbos because the techniques are
- tried and true. These are time-honored disciplines.
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- To those who, for whatever reason, never develop a compunction for
- these kinds of behavior, jerkdome and bimbodome are the easiest
- paths to emotional and phyical companionship.
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- Everybody's a jerk, everybody's a bibmo, or has wanted to be.
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- Let's have a singles fair, and in the keynote address talk about
- how to divide up the human race into tinier and tinier little
- catagories. Then all you have to do is pick out the catagory you're
- looking for and go find the 0.0002 people who fit into it.
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- I wonder what the puch line was?
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- -charlie "To avoid Jerks and Bimbos,
- simply paste the red heart on your profile ..."
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