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- From: sloth@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (Andrew Bulhak)
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- Subject: Re: Help me name my cat
- Message-ID: <1993Jan25.013051.3464@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au>
- Date: 25 Jan 93 01:30:51 GMT
- References: <1993Jan22.060646.7839@tc.cornell.edu>
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- Matt Welsh (mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU) wrote:
- : Well, we did it. After finally scrounging up enough money and some friends
- : who were willing to chip in, Jim and I went out and got ourselves the
- : cutest little kitten: He's furry, a mottled-black and brownish color, and
- : about the size of a Nerf(tm) ball. He's got a really adorable nose.
- : And, yes, we plan to keep him.
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- : So, I'd like some suggestions; you can either post or e-mail them to me.
- : I'll honor the winning suggestion in some way--- hey, I'll name a cat after it.
- How about giving it a Cthulhu Mythos name. You can call it Yog-Sothoth,
- which means that when you go outside to call it, you can excuse yourself
- with, "Excuse me, I have to go and invoke Yog-Sothoth." If you train it
- to respond to "Yog-Sothoth Neblod Zin" you'll raise some eyebrows.
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- - Andrew "Whatever you do, _don't_ call it Hastur" Bulhak
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- | Andrew Bulhak | Indeed! But do not reject these teachings |
- | sloth@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au | as false because I am crazy. The reason |
- | Monash Uni, Clayton, | that I am crazy is because they are true. |
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