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  1. Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
  2. Path: sparky!uunet!inmos!fulcrum!bham!warwick!coventry!mei172
  3. From: mei172@cch.coventry.ac.uk (guru)
  4. Subject: Check this!
  5. Message-ID: <C1KLI4.8EC@cck.coventry.ac.uk>
  6. Sender: news@cck.coventry.ac.uk (news user)
  7. Nntp-Posting-Host: cc_sysh
  8. Organization: guru's apple pie den, Coventry University
  9. References: <26JAN199323391785@rosie.uh.edu>
  10. Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 15:25:15 GMT
  11. Lines: 56
  12.  
  13. In article <26JAN199323391785@rosie.uh.edu> st1pk@rosie.uh.edu (Lord of Newbies) writes:
  14.  
  15.     [ Aphex Twin information deleted to save your eyes for what's to come]
  16.  
  17. guru sez:
  18.     please, oh please let me be the first with this monster.
  19.  
  20.     Just a few facts for you info-freaks:     31 lines
  21.                         found on alt.rave
  22.                         no tab damage
  23.                         naff % border (but forgivable)
  24.                         more than enough whitespace
  25.  
  26.     Digested that?
  27.  
  28.     Okay, here it comes:
  29.     
  30. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
  31.  
  32. HANDY "TWIN PEEKS" CHART          [MOBY]<-->[LAURA]<--/-->[Bob]<--["Bob"]
  33.                                    [murder]<--|     ^         |        ^
  34.                                               v     v         v        |
  35.                                          [David   [That FBI guy]   ["J.R."]
  36.                                           Lynch]         ^             ^
  37.                                          /               |             |
  38.                                         v             [donuts]    [Bobby in 
  39. [the log lady]<->[flouridation]-->["Eraserheads"]        =       the shower]
  40.  ^         ^                                           [sex]          |
  41.  |         |     /->[Monty Python's Flying Circles]                   v
  42. [bag     [lumber-                                             /->[Ted Bundy]
  43. ladies]   jacks]<--["RoboJox"]<->[VW]<->[FOX]-->[Al&Peg Bundy] 
  44.   ^         |                             ^                   \->[Children] 
  45.   |         v                             |                                 
  46. [the dog-faced boy]-->[Laura's<-/->[the Simpsons]<--[Life in Hell]<--[UseNet]
  47.                      evil twin]                                         |
  48.                                                                         v
  49. And remember, the name of the show is a breast metaphor.   [alt.tv.twin.peeks]
  50.                                         ^    ^                |          ^
  51.                                        /     |                v          |
  52. [Mike Douglas]=[Douglas firs]-->[breasts]   [drumsticks]  [rmgroups] /->[logs]
  53.       |                      \______________________________________/    ^
  54.       v                                                                  |
  55.   [Albert]<--/-->[furry white rats]-->[green rats]-->[traffic   [the log lady]
  56.      ^                                                lights]     (here too!)
  57.      |                         [walk with fire me]--->  ^             ^
  58.  [Layland]<-->[Pinky Lee]                               |             |
  59.                                [Herve Villachaise]<--[tattoos]     ["Bob"]
  60. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
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  63.  
  64. -- 
  65.       /~~~) /   / /~~~) /   /      A dangerous subversive cruising on the razor's    
  66.      (___/ (___/ /     (___/     edge of reality, moving faster than the speed 
  67.         /                          of thought, ready to challenge your ideals, 
  68.    (___/ mei172@cch.cov.ac.uk   morals and way of life. Listen if you dare...
  69.