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- From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
- Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
- Subject: Re: Marriage
- Message-ID: <sprooney.728141449@unix1.tcd.ie>
- Date: 27 Jan 93 13:30:49 GMT
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- >>> >> >>>>>>Jester aka no you didn't!!! I said it!
- >>> >> >>>>>Ratboy aka Look! I didn't come here for an arguement!
- >>> >> >>>>Jester aka I DID NOT COME HERE FOR THE REHASHING OF AN OLD SKETCH
- >>> >> >>>Jamesa octopud I think you most certainly *did*!
- >>> >> >>Jester aka I did not... I came to marry Gina...and run off to Tahiti
- >>> >> >Gina aka then don't you think you should propose to me first?
- >>> >> Jester aka down on one knee.......Will you marry me?
- >>> > Eric aka Sorry to interrupt, but didn't you do this in October and/or November?
- >>> Gina aka no, Eric, we didn't and yes, Jester, but only if I get a huge
- >>> church wedding with Ratboy, Sprooney (where is he anyway?), and Eric
- >>> as my brides' maids!!!! And you, of course, as by best man. =) =)
- >> Eric aka I get to be a bride's maid?! Yippee! :)
- >Gina aka but you have to promise to take *good* care of the groom's
- >men....
- MNSsio kak OK. How about I do the cerimony itself. I'm sure I could
- convince Mad Georgie McNoudal, the perverted priest of Beechwood
- Church to let us borrow his chapel for a while, and then we could
- hold the reception downstarirs in The Cellar. I can see it now...
- "We are gathered here, in the eyes of Monty to witness the union
- of these tow people... OI! I meant the marriage... the Union Comes
- later!... anyway. Erm,
- Do you, Jester, take this womanoid, Gina, regularly?
- Do you, Gina, take this.. erm... Jester to Have, and to Hold?
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- If anyone has any objections to this, let them speak now, or
- forever hold their Piece. (Not that they don't hold it anyway)
-
- Right.. I now pronounce you Spam and wife.
- You may now lick raspberry jelly off the bride, while slowly
- carressing her smooth, rubber-clad thighs.
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- Father Noims.
-