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- From: atom@cibbs.UUCP
- Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
- Subject: Monty-Python #1
- Message-ID: <ZZo2XB1w165w@cibbs.UUCP>
- Date: Wed, 27 Jan 93 11:58:22 EST
- Organization: DataSoft Consulting (Toronto, Ont. Canada)
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- I just wanted to say that Monty Pyhton is and will be the best comedy group to
- ever exist on the planet Earth. How could ya not love the following lyrics to
- the Penis Song:
-
- Isn't it awefully nice to have a penis,
- Isn't it frightfully good to have
- a dong?
- It's swell to have a stiffy,
- It's divine to own a dick,
- From the tiniest little tadger,
- To the world's biggest prick.
-
- So three cheers for your Willy
- or John Thomas,
- Hooray for your one-eyed
- trouser snake,
- Your piece of pork, your wife's
- best friend,
- Your Percy or your cock,
- You can wrap it up in ribbons,
- You can slip it in your sock,
- But don't take it out in public,
- Or they will stick you in the dock,
- And you won't come back.
-
- Now, how can ya not love this?? It's pure comedy genious.
-
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