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- From: siewert@matt.ksu.ksu.edu (Karl Siewert)
- Newsgroups: alt.callahans
- Subject: Re: testing tin
- Date: 22 Jan 1993 22:02:13 -0600
- Organization: Kansas State University
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- >I do know that it was not Kate Hepburn. She is alive and well despite
- >rumors to the contrary.
-
- <THANK THE GOD OF YOUR CHOICE IF YOU BELIEVE IN SUCH THINGS.
- >:
- >: <PLASTICINE BLOODSTORM TROOPERS? DON'T FEAR THE REAPER, BABY. THERE'S
- >: SCARIER STUFF IN THE PARKING LOT THAN ARE DREAMT OF IN YOUR
- >: PHILOSOPHIES, HORATIO.
-
- >This is a reasonable assertion on your part, but I would not bet
- >too much on it if I were you.
-
- <TWENTY BUCKS TOO MUCH?>
-
-
-
- >: BUT STILL, MY EVER
- >: TRUNCULENT YOUNG FRIEND, WE ARE NOT THE JUDGE, JURY, OR EXECUTIONER
-
- >It is a fact that I have been deputized by the powers that be
- >to be precisely the three things you list.
- <NO EGO PROBLEMS HERE>
-
- >I imagine so. It would be even more difficult were you to attempt
- >it with your tongue planted firmly in the cheek of someone other
- >than yourself.
- <CAN I CHOOSE? IS MAGDA OUT THERE?>
-
- >: WE SHOULD KNOW BETTER THAN TO CHALLENGE ONE OF YOUR
- >: OBVIOUS METAL. MWAH. LOVE YOU, BIG GUY
-
- >I am touched and flattered, and I might even be aroused were I
- >to attempt to perfect my Oscar Wilde affectation beyond the
- >bounds of my normal heterosexual tendencies.
- <I TOO HAVE NOTHING TO DECLARE BUT MY GENIUS.>
- >It has been lovely speaking with you. It seems you have a whiff
- >of the spirit of my posts.
-
- <NO PROBLEMA BIG GUY. JUST DON'T CONFUSE MY SENTIMENTS WITH THOSE
- OF RIE, OR IN FACT FOR REALITY
-
- MARAUD OUT>
- --
- / James Riekar, barhopping yoyist, at your service \
- Impersonated at Fort Hays State by Karl G. Siewert, pretending to be at K-State
- \ address=siewert@matt.ksu.ksu.edu /
- \ Never underestimate the power of the truly eccentric. /
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