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  1. Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
  2. Path: sparky!uunet!zaphod.mps.ohio-state.edu!cs.utexas.edu!hellgate.utah.edu!math.utah.edu!news.math.utah.edu!jon
  3. From: jon@zeus.med.utah.edu (Jonathan Byrd)
  4. Subject: Spectacular One-time only Offer!
  5. Sender: news@math.utah.edu
  6. Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 22:29:53 GMT
  7. Organization: University of Utah
  8. Message-ID: <JON.93Jan12152953@zeus.med.utah.edu>
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  10.  
  11. Impress your friends!
  12.  
  13. Baffle your postal carrier!
  14.  
  15. Nauseate your waitress!
  16.  
  17. WITH.....
  18.  
  19.          YOUR VERY OWN PROSTHETIC EYEBALL!!!
  20.  
  21.  
  22. I will give a used prosthetic eye ABSOLUTELY FREE to the first person
  23. who sends me this coupon, along with a self-addressed, stamped eye
  24. socket.
  25.  
  26. Email me for details.  This offer not valid with any other offer.
  27.  
  28. Cash value of this USENET article: 1/20 of 1 cent.
  29.  
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  31. jonathan byrd
  32. jon@apollo.med.utah.edu
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