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  1. Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
  2. Path: sparky!uunet!zaphod.mps.ohio-state.edu!cs.utexas.edu!asuvax!ra
  3. From: ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra)
  4. Subject: Re: accident
  5. Message-ID: <1993Jan12.195558.14245@asuvax.eas.asu.edu>
  6. Organization: t.b
  7. References: <1993Jan12.155155.4107@netcom.com>
  8. Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 19:55:58 GMT
  9. Lines: 24
  10.  
  11. gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
  12. > Accident on Saturday evening.  My car skidded off a mountain road and
  13. > smashed into some small aspens.  $2000 to repair the damage, which is
  14. > almost entirely cosmetic.  Hope that the insurance comes through.
  15. > 
  16. > I am uninjured.
  17. > 
  18. > Mark., no Speed Racer
  19.  
  20.      I'll say.  I seem to recall your doing the
  21. exact same thing about a year ago.
  22.  
  23.      The reason I remember is because when you
  24. said you didn't get hurt, I suggested that maybe
  25. it might have been better had you been (repairably)
  26. injured with your arms in casts, because then some
  27. nurse might have taken pity on you and given you
  28. a hand job, in which case you'd still be a virgin,
  29. but at least you'd have gotten some strange.
  30.  
  31. --Starcap'n Ra       {ames,gatech,husc6,rutgers}!ncar!noao!asuvax!kennedy
  32.                         {allegra,decvax,ihnp4,oddjob}--^
  33.                                           ^---------------The Wrong Choice
  34.                              internet: kennedy@asuvax.asu.edu
  35.