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  1. Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
  2. Path: sparky!uunet!psinntp!alliant!merk!spdcc!jfwhome!jfw
  3. From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
  4. Subject: Re: NOT!
  5. Message-ID: <C0nDDv.LnK@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM>
  6. Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
  7. References: <1993Jan8.005423.25995@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>
  8. Date: Sun, 10 Jan 1993 16:49:05 GMT
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  11. Roger ("Dogface") Carasso died yesterday when a computer malfunction prevented
  12. him from posting to talk.bizarre in time, resulting in his bowels exploding.
  13. The cause of death was listed as "suicide"; the coroner was quoted as saying
  14. "Under the circumstances, we thought it best to pretend that he had performed
  15. at least one public service in his miserable, worthless life."  AT&T stock
  16. closed down 5 points.
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