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- From: cliftonr@netcom.com (Pope Clifton)
- Subject: Re: Typewriter
- Message-ID: <1993Jan10.190121.11162@netcom.com>
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- Date: Sun, 10 Jan 1993 19:01:21 GMT
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- Jon P. Knight (jon@hill.lut.ac.uk) wrote:
- : I'd just like to publicly denounce Lloyd Wood. That was a Ken Johnson
- : post and we should be proud of it. I'll see to it that Lloyd is ceremonially
- : burnt at the stake when he returns to the Hall tomorrow. Or at least
- : beaten up by one of our more violent females.
-
- I am pleased that you have accepted the importance of your role, as a
- chosen defender of talk.bizarre. The next step is to dedicate your entire
- life to it. No sacrifice is too high, no steps are too severe to keep
- inferior posts off of talk.bizarre.
-
- It should be clear that burning at the stake is too unreliable, and being
- beaten by one of our net.goddesses is likely to be viewed as positive
- reinforcement. What you need to do is acquire some C-4 or Semtex, strap
- it to your body with proper fusing devices, and handcuff yourself to
- Mr. Wood. Once there is no chance of him escaping the radius of destruction,
- detonate the explosives. You will go down on the talk.bizarre Martyrs'
- list; even posthumous sainthood might be possible.
-
- Hope this helps,
- -- Clifton
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