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- From: bkeiper@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Bryan S Keiper)
- Subject: Damn Window Salesman
- Message-ID: <1993Jan9.085441.9800@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu>
- Followup-To: Well, nothing really.
- Keywords: Window, Fuck Off
- Sender: news@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu
- Nntp-Posting-Host: magnusug.magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu
- Organization: The Ohio State University
- Date: Sat, 9 Jan 1993 08:54:41 GMT
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- Me: Hello?
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- DAMN WINDOW SALESMAN: Mr. Keiper?
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- M: Yes?
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- DWS: This is Danald from Central Ohio Window and Glass, have you checked the
- condition of your windows lately?
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- M: Excuse me?
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- DWS: Have you checked the condition of your windows lately? You could be
- losing hundreds of dollars per year in heat as cold air seaps into your home.
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- M: I live in a boarding house and don't pay for heat...
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- DWS: Yes, well surely you must realize that the amount of heat being lost
- through your windows...
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- M: Fuck off.
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- DWS: Excuse me?
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- M: Fuck off.
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- DWS: I see. I assume this means you don't want a free estimate?
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- M: Correct, now fuck off.
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- DWS: You're absolutley sure that...
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- M: Yes, I'm sure. I happen to enjoy paying the extra money to heat my home,
- now fuck off!
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- DWS: Fine. I hope you have a nice day then sir (more than a hint of sarcasm
- here...)
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- M: Thank you. Fuck off. *click*
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- Bryan Keiper bkeiper@magnusug.acs.ohio-state.edu
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- DISCLAIMER: The opinions or whatever expressed above are mine and do not
- represent those of the Ohio State University, but hey, wouldn't it be neat if
- they did?
-