NetNews Usenet Archive 1993 #1/NN_1993_1.iso/spool/talk/bizarre/44063

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From: [e-mail] (Scott Dorsey)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Updated BoB posting
Date: 8 Jan 1993 23:33:56 GMT
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This is the correct party announcement.  Ignore all previous ones.  The date
has been corrected and THERE HAVE BEEN CHANGES MADE TO THE DIRECTIONS.  If
you follow the directions in the original announcement, you'll wind up some
place in Gloucester where they don't have running water, so use these ones:


An East Coast Bob party is taking place on Feb 13 at the home of Scott
Dorsey ([e-mail]).  It is co-sponsored by him and by
Gypsy and her Womdidgious Hooters ([e-mail]).  You, by virtue
of your reading this newsgroup, are invited.  The party is held at the
Institute of Boat Anchors in Williamsburg, VA.

Note: This is a cultured and urbane party.  The management reserves the right
to remove people who are not being cultured and urbane.  The definition of
cultured and urbane is left up to the management to interpret as they see
fit.  Note well that having violent sex in public places is viewed as cultured
and urbane, while stealing art objects is not.

Bring:

1. Food
2. Guitars (for those people who play guitars)
3. Instruments that are not guitars (for those people who play instruments
    that are not guitars).  Do provide warning ahead of time for large
    instruments (ie. Steinways).
4. Toys
5. Games
6. A Brain.  This is important.
7. Items to barbecue.  President Bongo and expert technicians from the Barbecue
   Liberation Front will be in attendence, so be sure to bring whomever, errr..
   whatever you wish barbecued.

Do not bring:

1. Smoking materials  (There is enough flammable material in the house to
    take out a small South American country.  If you have ever seen nitrate
    film go up, you'll know why smoking is restricted to the backyard).
2. Illegal substances (We'll be getting a cameo appearance from Officer
    Christie of the Williamsburg Sheriff's department some time in the
    evening, I would suspect).
3. Nuclear bombs (We've already got plenty)
4. Silly String
5. Some asshole we've never heard of who will get drunk, break things,
    make the women nervous, and want to discuss his personal problems
    with total strangers.
6. Copulating livestock

The management will not be responsible for any damage to any articles you bring
or any injury inflicted upon your body.  You, however, are responsible for
anything the management wants you to be.  We won't really be able to provide
much crash space, but in February you can get a double-occupancy hotel room
around here for $20, and they won't care much if you put fifty people in it.


How to get there:

LAND
----

Williamsburg is located on Rt. 64 in Virginia, between Richmond and Norfolk.
You can get to it from Rt. 95 or 85 in Richmond if you are coming from the
Boston or Miami corridors.  Get onto 295 from 85 or 95, as 295 winds around
Richmond.  Then take the 64 (to Norfolk/Williamsburg, not to Charlottesville)
exit from 295.

From Rt. 64, take exit 234.  This is marked "Rt. 646-- Lightfoot" and as you
get off the exit ramp, you'll want to take a right onto rt. 646.  You'll go
about a mile through farmland.  Be sure to say hello to the cows.  Eventually
you'll come to a light where the road ends.  Turn left at this light onto
Rt. 60, otherwise called Richmond Road.  Go past some outlet malls, and
through four stoplights.  It'll be about a four-mile drive until you get to
the fifth light, with a Wendy's on the left hand side and the Virginia Ham
Store on the right (but it's difficult to see the ham store).  Take a right
here, and go into the Skipwith Farms subdivision.  You'll know it by the
huge white sign that you pass.  Now, make the first left onto Thomas Nelson
Lane.  The seventh house on the left will be 217 Thomas Nelson, with two
evergreens on either side of the driveway and a dipole antenna slung between
two trees about fifty feet above the house.  I may put a green light in
front of the house for easy location.  Talk-in on 28.620 MHz.

It's possible to take the train, too.  Amtrak does stop at Williamsburg on
the way to Norfolk.  I don't know bugger-all about the schedules, though.

SEA
---
Your best bet is to travel the inland waterway down to the Chesapeake Bay.
Take the James River inlet and dock at Jamestown Marina.  Call us and we'll
send out the wheelchair for you.  We will not accept patched calls from
lost mariners without adequate charts.

AIR
---

Flying commercial, the nearest airport is the Williamsburg-Newport News
airport, sometimes called the Hampton-Newport News airport (by USAir) and
the Patrick Henry airport (by everyone else).  You can get a shuttle from the
airport to the Williamsburg hotels.  Call us from a hotel and we'll send
out the wheelchair for you.

For small aircraft, the Williamsburg Airport is available, though there is
no tower or ability to handle IFR traffic.  Just check Unicom to see if there
is any traffic in the area and go ahead and land.  If the airport is locked,
just leave the plane on the grassy strip and leave a note on the front door
for Bob, telling him what plane you left and where.  He'll charge you for
storage upon departure.