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- From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
- Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
- Subject: Re: My New Years Resolutions
- Message-ID: <1993Jan5.165430.11056@vax.oxford.ac.uk>
- Date: 5 Jan 93 16:54:30 GMT
- References: <1993Jan4.221103.29921@sol.UVic.CA>
- Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620
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- In article <1993Jan4.221103.29921@sol.UVic.CA>, tniet@engr.UVic.CA (Taco Niet) writes:
- >
- >
- > This year I made some fool proof new years resolutions. Here is a list.
- >
- > 1. Not to become Gay (or for gay people, not to become straight).
- > 2. Not to travel to far away from this universe. (Some aliens may have trouble with
- > this but pluto still has not gotten close to even leaving the
- > galaxy so I should have no problems with this)
- > 3. Any resolution that starts with-- I will TRY to ...
- > 4. Not to purposefully get lost.
- > 5. Not to purposefully kill people. (Hurting or seriously maiming is still allowed)
- > 6. Not to run over people with my car. (Bicycles and motorbikes, as well as ATV's are
- > not included in "car")
- > 7. Not to throw people out the second story window. (Third story windows, car windows,
- > and roofs are exempt)
- >
- > If you have any others or any neccessary changes please E-mail me or post something.
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- 8. To use a bet
- ter editor .
- 9. To wipe sitting do
- wn, not standing
- up.
- >
- > The Burritto
- >
- > tniet@ugly.uvic.ca
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- Jason
-