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  1. Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
  2. Path: sparky!uunet!timbuk.cray.com!walter.cray.com!jcarroll
  3. From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com 
  4. Subject: Re: Delight
  5. Message-ID: <1993Jan6.005032.783@walter.cray.com>
  6. Originator: jcarroll@ferris
  7. Lines: 22
  8. Sender: jcarroll@ferris (Jeff Carroll)
  9. Nntp-Posting-Host: ferris.cray.com
  10. References: <1993Jan6.050324.25987@atlantis.uucp>
  11. Date: 6 Jan 93 00:50:31 CST
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  13.  
  14. In article <1993Jan6.050324.25987@atlantis.uucp>, aaron@atlantis.uucp writes:
  15. > Sometime I'd like to become delirious with fever, and then have someone record
  16. > all the stuff I say while I'm delirious, so I can listen to it later.
  17. > 
  18. > Of course, it'll probably all be totally incoherent, and perhaps even
  19. > incriminating.  Obviously I'll have to hire a discreet, disinterested party.
  20. >
  21.  
  22. Or it could be brilliant, and you'd suddenly become a prophet. You'd be chased
  23. out of every city in Alberta, Saskatchewan, and Manitoba, and your followers
  24. would build shrines along the path of your retreat.
  25.  
  26. > Also, I understand that high fever isn't a pleasant experience, and can be
  27. > fatal in some cases.  But I'm sure these minor difficulties can be surmounted.
  28.  
  29. Fortunately, there are other ways to induce seizure. Get a nice, heavy iron
  30. skillet, and start hitting yourself in the forehead until you knock yourself
  31. out. Repeat until epileptic.
  32.  
  33. Or maybe you'd like to volunteer to beta test the X Industries VMEbus sodium
  34. pump.
  35.